Christougher

3 hours ago, Logan.1179 said:

I gotta go with Smudge on this one. 

I don't know who that is, so I'm going with the cat.

On 8/8/2022 at 3:01 PM, Certified said:

Haven't they made movies about this being a BAD IDEA?!?!

On 7/30/2022 at 8:36 AM, Logan.1179 said:

Somebody dictated that over the phone while on Novacaine?

1 hour ago, Drhoz said:

Trope might be older than you think too - see HP Lovecraft's story Medusa's Coils. Or rather, don't see it - it's one of his worst works, and the racism is egregious even for Lovecraft. 

To be honest, all I was looking for was justifying the mulletpower. 

You see a Mexican Indian dressed in historical garb including a red cape. He says, "My name is Kentlclarkl, but you may call me Super Mayan."

John Deere Green Lantern

1 hour ago, Old Man said:

Maybe he should see a chiropodist.

Maybe he should see what a real foot looks like.

Did you ever notice all the prehensile hair types are female? Does nobody want to see long haired men? Call him Handlebar, maybe give him a mulletpower of various tricks...

My wife asked which Neil was the author.  I said Gaiman.

The astrophysicist is Degrasse-Tyson.

The austronaut is Armstrong.

The actor is Patrick Harris.

The supervillain is Before Zod.

1 hour ago, Cancer said:

Aaah, Bierstadt.

I thought you said Beer, stat!, so here you go. 🍺

1 hour ago, death tribble said:

I can't make cents of American currency

Don't worry, just pay your taxes...

2 hours ago, dmjalund said:

Does that mean, the next time The Mandalorian has to hunt a Hutt, he has to wear that outfit?

We can only hope...

14 hours ago, Cancer said:

Hey, it's better than Jabba, girl.

Speaking of, Disney has apparently renamed *that* outfit of Leia's, the HuttSlayer outfit.   

22 hours ago, mattingly said:

 

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it's apparent.

 

When it's all groan up.

6 hours ago, Bazza said:

HOW do you shoot a killer bee? With a bee-bee gun. 
 

WHEN do you stop at green and go at red? When you’re eating a watermelon.

 

Your daily Laffy Taffy?

Discowboy

10 hours ago, Pariah said:

Hello. My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

 

You killed my father, prepare to dye...

38 minutes ago, mattingly said:

If someone made a mini diorama of a store running a game...  then I'm impressed.

3 hours ago, Logan.1179 said:

He would have mentioned the squirrels, but he can't count that high.

2 hours ago, mattingly said:

Mirror Universe fan

 

Shouldn't the blades be giving off light?

Or dark?

7 hours ago, Logan.1179 said:

"I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle," Tom moped.

FTFY.

Now, who's old enough to get that?

I was running a sci fi game, setting based on the Master of Orion computer games.  The Antareans had almost extincted the Humans before vanishing, so things were rebuilding from near-zero but climbing quickly.  Recovery and growth was teh constant goal, and the PCs were an elite special operations crew.    They had enough hometime to see the effects of advancement - a crewmember with a prosthetic arm was transplanted a cloned arm, the farmer planted a field of the new high yield grain, etc.  

Targetted genetic sequencing was discovered, a way to repair flaws or weaknesses (as 10 XP of bonus CHA) was announced, and one character's special needs daughter was approached to be an early adopter.  PC said no, and that was mildly surprising but understandable.  The discovery goes mainstream and the military wants all its soldiers to benefit from the improvement, so of course, they want to start with their elite special operations crew.

Except that they all refused, to the point of resigning from service.  I was so dumbfounded, I couldn't backtrack orfix things.  It killed the campaign.

Chris.

14 minutes ago, Cygnia said:

Possibly similar circumstance.  Trailer park had three rows for mobile homes when an ordinace passed requiring them to have actual street names for mail delivery.  Owner dutifully ordered and installed three street signs for "Bureacrats", "Cause", and "Expense".  

Chris.

7 hours ago, Bazza said:

That’s nice, but I still prefer the weapon (effect) from the first live-action GI Joe film. If you have seen the film, you hopefully remember. If not I can try to find a clip from the film. 

Which one?  The green nano cloud, or the pulse blast?

5 hours ago, Tjack said:

     So....Let’s see. The last digression about this is....Neckties are alright if your careful, and high heels and wedding rings are bad.

They're all bad, but they can all be managed.