Amorphoids is a name for amorphous creatures more colloquially referred to as "blobs," "slimes," and "goops." A secret cryptozoology research complex in or near Campaign City had one secured in a hermetically-sealed quarantine chamber for study...until last night, when it escaped!
Apparently the staff at the lab made the mistake of assuming their research subject was merely an unintelligent eating machine. Turns out it was in fact intelligent enough to observe the comings and goings of the researchers studying it and figured out the pass code to open the chamber door. It then got out of the complex via the plumbing, and with the time that's passed since, it could be just about anywhere...
WWYCD?