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What did the principal do when he found a group of boys in the bathroom having a competition to see who could pee furthest up the wall?
SpoilerHe hit the roof!
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Given how easy it is to be anything you want to be on the internet, it is amazing how many people choose to be stupid.
- Christougher, slikmar, Pariah and 1 other
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Devil: "And here is the pool of lava where you will spend the rest of eternity"
Me: "Well, technically it is magma since it is underground"
Devil: "You do realize this is why you are here"
- Logan D. Hurricanes and Pariah
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Sign posted on the fence of a farmer's field:
"Farmer allows walkers to freely cross this field, but the bull charges."
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My neighbors with young children complained that they can hear my loud groans during morning sex while they are trying to get their kids ready for school. I explained to them I was just trying to put on my socks.
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My wife asked me what I did this afternoon. I told her I cleared out some space in the freezer. I figured that sounded better than saying I polished off a tub of ice cream.
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Please tell me there is a joke in the fact he misspelled marshmallow
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4 hours ago, Lord Liaden said:
You can always fall back on the old reliable, "Fruit of my Loins." Completely gender- and age-neutral. 😈
Solid, unless your children are adopted
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A cop pulled me over and looking at me said "Your eyes are awfully red. Have you been drinking?"
I replied "Well, your eyes are glazed, have you been eating donuts?"
We both laughed and laughed.
I need bail money.
- Logan D. Hurricanes, Pariah and Hermit
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The dragon could have died from any number of things, not the PC's necessarily, as Christopher suggested, so you can avoid having the PCs be uber-powerful at the start. Alternatively, maybe they had to sacrifice some of their power to be able to defeat the dragon in the first place (like Ged closing the magic rift in Ursula LeGuin's book The Farthest Shore). That could lead to an interesting situation where everyone expects great things of the PCs but they really aren't that powerful anymore. That said, you would really have to explain things to your players ahead of time, because most player hate it when their character becomes weaker.
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I discovered that the hardest thing about learning to walk on stilts is the ground.
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Funny Pics II: The Revenge
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