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BoloOfEarth

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  1. I once dated a girl who was a communist. It didn’t work out. I should’ve seen the red flags.
  2. Heh. Just tried it out. We talked about him and Leroy stealing the last cherry pie at Whole Foods, which segued into him stealing all the cherry pies, Twinkies, cupcakes and all other types of baked goods to distract the heroes, a brief aside on stealing the moon, and him commenting on the heroes being too preoccupied to see the bigger picture. I suggested he build a shrink ray to make the bigger picture a bit smaller and easier to read, which got him to say I was the true evil genius. Very gratifying.
  3. Well, there's Leroy... I mean the Incredible Exo-skeleton Man. Depending on the source, there may also be Harmonious Fist, Agent One, Agent Orange, Agent x, Charly, Alex Hampton, and some FoxBots. In my campaign worlds, he's also been joined by the likes of Dot, Garble, The Amazing Static Man, Batfox, Professor Robert Steriaca, Blinky, and The King. (Not all at once, thankfully.)
  4. I don't. They eat the grass in patches, and their milk tastes funny.
  5. Whine. A lot. And claim conspiracy. A lot. Basically, live in complete denial and refuse to take responsibility for their own decisions and actions. And I truly wish it was an "extremely high possibility" as you state, but have my serious doubts.
  6. I wonder, when the firemen came in to fight the fire, whether one of them chopped a hole in a door and said, "Here's Johnny!"
  7. I think this was the perfect response to a GOP proposal to rename Dulles airport after Trump. Democratic congressmen unveil bill to rename a federal prison after Trump (nbcnews.com) I'm just disappointed that nobody pointed out that renaming an airport after him wasn't so out of bounds, either, as he's likely a flight risk.
  8. "Our business is a very hard one. But it was never the, uh... the killing or the stress, the bad pay that bothered me." "Well, what was it, Frank?" "It's how anything that you love... can be taken away from you. It taught me never to care. Never to invest. Then I met this woman. Sarah. And now you have her. Now I can't think of anything more horrible than to know that your enemies can hurt someone you love. The feeling is almost indescribable." [the trace completes, and the technician hands Cooper a printout] "You still there, Cooper?" [horrified] "You're at my house" [Frank looks out the window into the yard where Cooper's wife and two children, unaware, are playing] "Almost indescribable, isn't it?"
  9. "Sis, boom, bah -- Describe the sound made when a sheep explodes." It still cracks me up.
  10. "I'm sure he'll be alright." "Oh, I should think not. He seems to have fallen for a clever woman. He's in for a lifetime of trouble."
  11. Is there such a thing as "enough whiskey"? Edit to add: As you think about that, imagine that you're giving or grading exams.
  12. Hey, that's the real dill. But they're dancing awfully close. Not sure that's kosher.
  13. Oh, man. They did the picture when his eyes were closed. How embarrassing.
  14. From "Silly Martial Arts" by Aaron Allston from Adventurer's Club #17, there were five maneuvers, plus one Advanced Maneuver: Bonk (basically a Martial Strike) Curly's Charge (a full-move Martial Strike with additional velocity damage) Ear Yank (Martial Grab) Nose-Twist (Grab plus minor NND) Slap (NND strike) Eye-Poke (no-range Flash) I'm assuming there's a later version of the martial "art" that you reference but if so I don't have it.
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