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NGD Scenes from a Hat


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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

"tell me again how a 275-pound woman can ask her husband 'Does this dress make me look fat?' and expect any answer other than yes."

 

NT: Signs the quarterback of your favorite football team really doesn't have his heart in i9t anymore.;

His snap call is "Okay, you can toss me the ball now."

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NT: signs your new love interest might just be a supervillain(ess)

You accidentally log onto her Paypal account and find it is larger than the Gross Domestic Product of Venezuela. A check of the transactions shows that the balance includes the Gross Domestic Product of Venezuela.

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"Your husband will never know."

 

NT: Signs the rookie hero on your team has a really lame superpower.

 

"You take on the villains, I'll hold off the encroaching brigade of dust bunnies that are preparing to attack from under the couch!"

 

NT: Questions that superheroes would write in to Dear Abby.

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Ah. Thanks.

 

NT: Your Famous Last Words

"talk to the Penis Puppet."

 

 

"You take on the villains, I'll hold off the encroaching brigade of dust bunnies that are preparing to attack from under the couch!"

 

NT: Questions that superheroes would write in to Dear Abby.

Dear Abby, is it wrong to tell the woman you love you are someone else? I have a secret identity, so I tell her I am Superman. In reality I am Booster Gold....I've...said too much...

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