Cancer Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to get out of 'flying to the moon' with your significant other or someone you are dumping Play "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" incessantly and refer to it as "our song". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "tell me again how a 275-pound woman can ask her husband 'Does this dress make me look fat?' and expect any answer other than yes." NT: Signs the quarterback of your favorite football team really doesn't have his heart in i9t anymore.; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the quarterback of your favorite football team really doesn't have his heart in i9t anymore.; He brings his golf clubs into the huddle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "tell me again how a 275-pound woman can ask her husband 'Does this dress make me look fat?' and expect any answer other than yes." NT: Signs the quarterback of your favorite football team really doesn't have his heart in i9t anymore.; His snap call is "Okay, you can toss me the ball now." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat After every victory he nationally thanks his dog. NT: signs your new love interest might just be a supervillain(ess) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: signs your new love interest might just be a supervillain(ess) You accidentally log onto her Paypal account and find it is larger than the Gross Domestic Product of Venezuela. A check of the transactions shows that the balance includes the Gross Domestic Product of Venezuela. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: signs your new love interest might just be a supervillain(ess) "Honey, why are there four spandex clad men chained up in the basement?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: signs your new love interest might just be a supervillain(ess) That pesky squirrel army getting its debriefing on the front lawn every morning . . . NT: Worst way to reply to, "We need to talk." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Talk!? Let's Sing!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Describe the full extent and scope of every issue in your relationship, speaking only in Klingon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Talk to the penis puppet." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Talk to the penis puppet." Psst. Oddhat. You're Reply #3, amkign it your turn to select a topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Psst. Oddhat. You're Reply #3' date=' amkign it your turn to select a topic.[/quote'] Ah. Thanks. NT: Your Famous Last Words Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ""No way that's a real Klingon." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "My wife will never know." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Your husband will never know." NT: Signs the rookie hero on your team has a really lame superpower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the rookie hero on your team has a really lame superpower. His battlecry is: "Stand back and hand me the tissues!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Call me Mister Squeak!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Your husband will never know." NT: Signs the rookie hero on your team has a really lame superpower. "You take on the villains, I'll hold off the encroaching brigade of dust bunnies that are preparing to attack from under the couch!" NT: Questions that superheroes would write in to Dear Abby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Questions that superheroes would write in to Dear Abby. "Dear Abby: I'm dating a cute guy with N-Ray Vision: Always On. How do I stop him from looking at other women?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ah. Thanks. NT: Your Famous Last Words "talk to the Penis Puppet." "You take on the villains, I'll hold off the encroaching brigade of dust bunnies that are preparing to attack from under the couch!" NT: Questions that superheroes would write in to Dear Abby. Dear Abby, is it wrong to tell the woman you love you are someone else? I have a secret identity, so I tell her I am Superman. In reality I am Booster Gold....I've...said too much... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Dear Abby, If say you had a fight with someone and happened to damage someone else's property by accident like say the Capitol Building, is 'Ooops, sorry !' an acceptable response ? NT: What you said to the intelligent, friendly aliens that made them leave the Earth in terror Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What you said to the intelligent, friendly aliens that made them leave the Earth in terror Mightybec wants to meet you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What you said to the intelligent, friendly aliens that made them leave the Earth in terror "Talk to the Penis Puppet." CrosshairCollie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I AM the leader! NT: Best job title EVAR!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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