OddHat Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I AM the leader! NT: Best job title EVAR!!! Vice President for Orgasm Testing and Assessment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Best job title EVAR!!! Superintendant of Undergraduate Laboratories and Chair, Tantric Studies Dept. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Best job title EVAR!!! Chick Sexer Lousy job, but a great title. NT: Signs that your newborn baby is one day going to destroy the Earth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your newborn baby is one day going to destroy the Earth He is his own pale-blue nightlight. And, all the photographs of him are burned out where you know he should be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your newborn baby is one day going to destroy the Earth He already is building his first nuclear bomb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Your last name is DOOM. NT: Signs that this is not the glamour life you signed up for! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that this is not the glamour life you signed up for! "I was hoping that when tranformed from a frog into a prince I would not still be green." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I'm the highest paid temp here!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Adam West? ADAM WEST? You said I was going to be CHRISTIAN BALE!" NT: Signs that your "Summon Greater Divine Being" spell has gone horribly, horribly wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Adam West? ADAM WEST? You said I was going to be CHRISTIAN BALE!" NT: Signs that your "Summon Greater Divine Being" spell has gone horribly, horribly wrong. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your "Summon Greater Divine Being" spell has gone horribly' date=' [i']horribly[/i] wrong."Hey, isn't this Earth? I thought I'd destroyed this dimension already!! Well, better late than never..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your "Summon Greater Divine Being" spell has gone horribly, horribly wrong. The being summoned looks like Andy Roonie. NT: New taxes for the government to implement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: New taxes for the government to implement. "You just criticized the President. That'll be a $50 fee." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The air that you breathe tax. The sex tax with people paying more for the sex they have (in order to put the X-rated business out of business). Also penalises multiple orgasms so is anti-women but with tax what else is new ? The insulting or mocking the President tax. Well if you do rib him he might as well get you to pay you for the privilege. The Constitutional amendments tax. Everytime you claim that something you do is protected by the Constitution or its amendments you are taxed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: New taxes for the government to implement. Carpet tax. Yes it's an old joke...I don't care! Bwahahahaha!!! NT: The hot new CCG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The hot new CCG Vice Wars II: Harbor City Hookers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The hot new CCG Mightybec: The Clenching Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Carpet tax. Yes it's an old joke...I don't care! Bwahahahaha!!! Senator: We must take up the tax! Groucho: I think we should take up the carpet. Senator: I insist, we must take up the tax! Groucho: He's right, you have to take up the tacks before you take up the carpet. NT: The hot new CCG Comic Book Editor-In-Chief, where the first player to drive away his audience with cheap stunts and shallow plots wins! NT: Bad things to say after your significant other says "I love you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad things to say after your significant other says "I love you." "That's funny, I heard the same thing from my secretary this lunch hour." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad things to say after your significant other says "I love you." "Yeah, yeah, I love you, too, yadda yadda yadda. Now have you seen the remote or not?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Bushido Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I love you too.... uhm..... [quick glance, blank look]... Dear!" NT: Worst things to have found in your luggage (Difficulty; No sex toys, drugs, or body parts) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Um, no, I don't think I'm Iron Man..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 27, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst things to have found in your luggage (Difficulty; No sex toys, drugs, or body parts) "The book? Terrorism for Dummies? Errr... yeah, I got that as a joke... no really!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "No, you see it's all very simple to explain. I borrowed this $2,000,000.00 in crip, new, bills from the bank of Switzerland, and I am merely returning it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hey Chad, what's the NT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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