Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT:Your SO asks "Who is she' date=' and why is she nude!?!"[/quote'] ME: "Honey...I'm really Captain Powerful, and this is my sidekick, Naked Lass. Together we protect the streets of The City from the evils of..." SO: "You're so f*&king stupid..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Your local Mad Scientist tells you his new project is just about ready for beta. NT:Your SO asks "Who is she, and why is she nude!?!" "This is Mittens ... she's a cat, they generally don't wear clothes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT:Your SO asks "Who is she' date=' and why is she nude!?!"[/quote'] "Well, hon, I know it's not your birthday yet, but I brought home a present. Do you like? Oh, watch this . . ." NT: The most embarrassing typo to make in a company e-mail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The most embarrassing typo to make in a company e-mail. "Sincerest apologies, Butch. It won't happen again."* *(follow-up email, actually; true story, the email had to be sent by my former supervisor to a department head after a rather unfortunate "cc all" reply). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "There is too little sexual harassment in this company" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The most embarrassing typo to make in a company e-mail. At the conference, our new VP of Marketing, Ms. Jane Smith, showed that she is a first rate pubic (public) speaker. NT: The most embarassing way to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat OOPS ! Someone beat me, but this typo must be added: "The man who lives on hope dies farting." (This is a typo that appeared in an actual book trying to quote Benjamin Franklin. The actual quote is "He who lives on hope dies fasting." nt: Man found dead dressed in a six-year-old girl's school clothes, complete with patent leather shoes, with a gas mask over his nose and mouth with the other end of the hose stuffed into his rectum. ( I am NOT making this up !!!) Tim 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The most embarassing way to die.I was cleaning my crossbow, and I didn't know it was loaded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The most embarassing way to die. "If you stick your finger in a gun, it won't fire! I've seen it all the time! Here, my finger is stuck in the barrel of the gun. Now, watch me pull the trigger with the nother hand. See? Piece of --" NT: Signs that your online romance is really an AI. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your online romance is really an AI.She babbles on endlessly about how she likes you because you're "not like all the other repulsive, disgusting, watery meatsacks lumbering around this Godless rock as though they own it, while the real power courses all around them, through wires above and below them, through the very air itself..." She often then goes on to promise something about sending someone to save you before the 'cleansing'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat She thinks that your geek hobbies are normal and natural. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You suggest that the two of you meet at a "Shakespeare in the Park" performance on a pleasant summer evening, and the response is "Segmentation fault (core dumped)." NT: Hurricane damage your insurance is most unlikely to cover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The plaintiff maintains that while rescuing young nubile females during the Hurricane, his vasectomy was reversed by the high winds leaving several of said young nubile females pregnant. He therefore seeks insurance costs to cover the raising of the offspring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Hurricane damage your insurance is most unlikely to cover. "I'm sorry, sir, but your policy doesn't cover die rolls. And I have no idea what a DCV is, besides." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "No, your insurance doesn't cover gill imp;antation. I suggest you move to higher ground." NT: Signs your hobbies have finally pushed your mother too far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your hobbies have finally pushed your mother too far. She walks into your room early one morning wearing a bipedal lizard costume and heavy combat boots and roars inarticulately. Inspection of the living room finds that the partially-completed miniatures battle scene you left there the previous night has been thoroughly stomped on and generally trashed, and there are puddles of melted material where groups of your miniatures had been left in place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat She sues Gary Gygax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat She begins by demanding you stop LARPing with your friend when you are eight and insists you take dolls and doll carriages over to her house. (Very embarassing) She then dedicates the rest of your childhood to getting you to play only with girls your own age and stop hanging around with those geeky boys. nt: What is your gamer geek origin story ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Bitten by a radioactive D4, granted the proportionate speed and dexterity of a short guy with glasses, as well as amazing "munchkin sense!" Upon learning that "with great caffeine comes great storytelling", dedicated life to endless quest to model fictional world without actually creating publishable work of fiction. My journey continues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat nt: What is your gamer geek origin story ?A mysterious box is opened, revealing a book which will transform young Irwin Schwabbed into a crusading slacker with the ability to vanish completely from his own reality into a world of his own devising, a world where he posesses the power to be as annoying as he wants to without fear of serious reprisal... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Born in a cross fire Hurricane, I howled at my ma in the pouring rain. But it's alright now in fact it's a gas but it's alright and any more and I have to pay the stones royalties. The illegimate love child of Grazz't and Wee Jas conceived during a night of drunken debauchery at Gary Gygax's place, the Death Tribble grew to become one of the most feared beings on the planet. Famed for his friendship of William Shatner (never Bill) and feared for his alliance with Lolth the Demon Queen, the Tribble exists to torment the unnervy and to bring joy........ to himself. NT: Paul Simon said there were 50 ways to leave your lover. Next three posters name one each. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Flee to Greece, Reese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Flush yourself down the john, John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Steal her car and hit the highway, jay. NT: Worst comebacks, ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat OK, so you may be far richer and taller and more handsome than I could ever be, and you may have a beautiful wife and a position of power, and I may have nothing but this small, insane duck, but which one of us is happier? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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