Enforcer84 Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hey Chad' date=' what's the NT?[/quote'] hehehhehehehehehehehehehhe whoops! NT: Flavors Ben and Jerry's will not be producing anytime soon, thank you very much! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Flavors Ben and Jerry's will not be producing anytime soon' date=' thank you very much![/quote'] Mightybec Sheep Dip zornwil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ripple Ripple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Flavors Ben and Jerry's will not be producing anytime soon, thank you very much! Double Ear Wax, now with Flegm! NT: And the winner is ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Double Ear Wax, now with Flegm! NT: And the winner is ... MTV! Congrat's on winning the 'We single handidly ruined television!' award! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Bushido Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The WB! For the tenth straight year, you will hold the Galactic Void award....... You know, I better not finish that. Some folks might find it more offensive than it was ever intended to be.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Double Ear Wax, now with Flegm! NT: And the winner is ... For the category of the most stupid television Executives, for canceling Firefly.....FOX! NT: The next survivor show location, so NO ONE survives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The next survivor show location' date=' so NO ONE survives[/quote'] Survivor Chernobyl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat For the category of the most stupid television Executives, for canceling Firefly.....FOX! NT: The next survivor show location, so NO ONE survives Survivor: Pluto! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Welcome to Survivor: Fallujah!" Edit: NT: What the heck is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Welcome to Survivor: Fallujah!" Edit: NT: What the heck is that? I call it...Gastroturf! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 27, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Welcome to Survivor: Fallujah!" Edit: NT: What the heck is that? (To the Tune of "It Came Upon a Midnight Clear") It hangs down from our chandelier; We have no idea what it does. Its shape is weird and It drips with goo, And lets off a high-sounding buzz. It grows a couple of feet each day, And wiggles with kind of a twitch. We keep it 'cause it's a present from A visiting uncle who's rich! (Author Unknown, I think first published in MAD magazine) zornwil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What the heck is that? "What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen a ten-foot-tall purple sabertoothed gerbil before? What sheltered lives you must lead!" NT: Signs the extreme sports craze has gone too far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the extreme sports craze has gone too far. "The winner is the guy who throws up LAST!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 27, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the extreme sports craze has gone too far. "The Monty Python Extreme Sports Marathon continues, new handgrenades are being handed out for the rabid genetically altered rabbit hunt as they go through the valley of the giant foot!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the extreme sports craze has gone too far. Pepsi is proud to present EXTREME ACCOUNTANCY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Pssst, Log, new topic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Pssst' date=' Log, new topic![/quote'] D'oh! Stupid slow typing... NT: The most creative entries in the Betty Crocker Baking Challenge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The most creative entries in the Betty Crocker Baking Challenge "I was out of cake flour, so I used grout. It still came out OK, though. And the rat poison in the frosting really adds zip!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat D'oh! Stupid slow typing... NT: The most creative entries in the Betty Crocker Baking Challenge Chocolate Peanut butter Banana-fo-fanana Coconut Fudge. (with Nuts) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The most creative entries in the Betty Crocker Baking Challenge Before you start, sample the rum to check for quality. Good, isn't it? Now go ahead. Select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc. Check the rum again. It must be just right. To be sue rum is of the highest quality, pour one level cup of rum into a glass and drink it as fast as you can. Repeat. With an electric mixer, beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 seaspoon of thugar and beat again. Meanwhile, make sue that the rum is of the finest quality. Try another cup. Open second quart if necessary. Add 2 arge leggs, 2 cups fried druit and beat till high. If druit gets stuck in beaters, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the rum again, checking for tonscisticity. Next sift 3 cups of pepper or salt (it really doesn't matter.) Sample the rum again. Sift + pint of lemon juice. Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts. Add 1 babblespoon of brown thugar, or what ever color you can find. Wix mel. Grease oven and turn cake pan to 350 gredees. Now pour the whole mess into the coven and ake. Check the rum again, and bo to ged. NT: Working title for George Lucas' next project Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Working title for George Lucas' next project THX 867-5309 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat American Senility Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Working title for George Lucas' next project In association with other big-name artists: Star Wars: Return of ET the Extraterrestrial, Raider of the Lost Graffiti (The Director's Cut) NT: Officer, I can explain everything. You see. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Officer, I can explain everything. You see. . . On my home world, pickled herring in sour cream is considered to be formal wear. Surely you don't plan to hold me to your Earth customs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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