Michael Hopcroft Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Officer' date=' I can explain everything. You see. . .[/quote'] He's a vampire! I had to drike that stake through his heart! Can't you tell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat These aren't my corpses. I just found them... NT: Embarassing factoids the color commentator says about you as you come to bat in your first major league ballgame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Embarassing factoids the color commentator says about you as you come to bat in your first major league ballgame. ...and next up for the Red Sox is #13 aylwin. aylwin's on a 13 game hitting streak, let's see how he does against Johnson. One of aylwin's favorite pastimes is playing Pokemon games on his GameBoy Advanced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "There goes that new lizard batter, they expect great things of him, he uses his tail. By the way, Ed, did you know that Zornwil has the largest porn collection in the league?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Embarassing factoids the color commentator says about you as you come to bat in your first major league ballgame. "Vanguard's one for three in tonight's game, doubling on a grounder before getting tagged at third. You can see there right before he steps into the box that he runs his sleeve across his nose. He's had bad allergies since he was a kid, and this time of year it's pretty bad." "That's right. Says he once sneezed right behind Gerald McCraney of 'Simon & Simon' fame while on a flight. Forgot to cover his mouth, too. He was only about sixteen or seventeen at the time but I can see how that sort of thing can stay with a guy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Vanguard, New Topic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Vanguard' date=' New Topic?[/quote'] Crap. Didn't realize Zornwil had snuck one in while I was posting. Sorry 'bout that, y'all. NT: Things NOT to do while nekkid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Go out to get the mail. Especially if you live right across from a school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "honey! Didn't you remember? It's your turn to juggle the porcupines!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Anybody want any bacon? NT: new uses for pine tar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Anybody want any bacon? NT: new uses for pine tar Sexual lubricant. (The reason it's a new use? It's a really STUPID idea!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Paving trees? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Paint remover. Stick it on, peel it off, off comes the paint with it! NT: Things overheard in the path of the hurricane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things overheard in the path of the hurricane. "What? Mardis Gras in si February? My travel agent is really going to g---" glub.... glub.... glub.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things overheard in the path of the hurricane. It's like a visiting mother in law on PMS with heavy artillery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things overheard in the path of the hurricane. "We're screwed, aren't we?" "Yup." "How screwed? Totally screwed?" "Totally." "Like, totally totally?" "Totally TOTALLY totally." "Dude ... we're screwed." "Totally." (I heard this conversation once, though not about a hurricane ...) NT: Things to which you would respond "Them's fightin' words!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Boxing, Punching, hit are what type of words?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "You see, the letters move like so when you move the joystrick on the controller, and the damage bar on the top tells you how close you are to knocking out your opponent. By the way, it's really tough to beat Freighthandler -- it's the pre-Boss." "Wow! Can I be Predator?" "Sure!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Yer one uh them freaks, aintchya?" NT: Why were you late? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Bushido Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I think it's more important to ask "why are any of us late?" Ask yourself "what failing in me and my leadership skills has resulted in the loss of motivation at this company?" Ask yourself "What can I do better as a person to make my employees more interested in coming to work and staying here?" AngryBug 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why were you late? I was dead. But i'm feeling much better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why were you late? "Sorry, sir. You know how a Godzilla attack on the city really fouls up the commmute." NT: Signs the oncoming storm is going to be worse than it says on the TV news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the oncoming storm is going to be worse than it says on the TV news. Your neighbors seem to be building a REALLY big boat, and one of them comes over asking if you have any of these animals... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Bushido Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat All the government offices in town are closed early.... Two days early..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the oncoming storm is going to be worse than it says on the TV news. Your local Mad Scientist tells you his new project is just about ready for beta. NT:Your SO asks "Who is she, and why is she nude!?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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