Cancer Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 2 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: Unexpected consequences ofthe change of British PM Since the way to gain lots of popularity for your government is to win a short and inexpensive war, the UK declares war on Zanzibar again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 On 10/25/2022 at 12:59 PM, death tribble said: NT: Unexpected consequences ofthe change of British PM Pakistan declares war, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 On 10/25/2022 at 1:59 PM, death tribble said: NT: Unexpected consequences of the change of British PM Kari Lake, finally coming to realization that she's not going to be Governor of Arizona, decides she'll give the Prime Ministry a shot. New Topic: Qatar has banned beer in stadiums for the World Cup. What happens next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 They have to ban beheadings after the fans riot and begin beheading Qatar officials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 1 hour ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Qatar has banned beer in stadiums for the World Cup. What happens next? Whatever it is, chances are it'll go smoother than what happened at Gallipoli. I mean, the Germans would be on the same side as the Brits this time.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 14 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Qatar has banned beer in stadiums for the World Cup. What happens next? Anheuser-Busch is forced to write off their endorsement investment and sues FIFA within an inch of its life for compensation. NT: In deference to the host nation, Disney has decided to pull all alcohol advertising sports from the World Cup. Whatever will they replace them with, given that the elections are mostly over? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 Adverts for straight to video sequels to their films like Aladdin 2, Jungle Book 2 etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 15 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: In deference to the host nation, Disney has decided to pull all alcohol advertising spots from the World Cup. Whatever will they replace them with, given that the elections are mostly over? Ads for sports betting websites, if what I'm seeing on TV today is any indication. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 15 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: In deference to the host nation, Disney has decided to pull all alcohol advertising sports from the World Cup. Whatever will they replace them with, given that the elections are mostly over? (Well, it won't be Twitter....) WEAPONRY. Bombs, guns, drones, missiles, planes, ammunition, warships, chemical agents, combat vehicles. Everyone on Earth wants to kill their neighbors, or at least bully them into submission. "Killer profits" is what it's all about. Hm, that's three. NT: What fictional character is coming to your Thanksgiving feast, and what contribution are they bringing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 20, 2022 Report Share Posted November 20, 2022 Captain Britain. An appetite for revenge on Americans celebrating Independence Day. We know how to bear a grudge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 20, 2022 Report Share Posted November 20, 2022 10 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: What fictional character is coming to your Thanksgiving feast, and what contribution are they bringing? Ah, Paul Atreides! Welcome to our Thanksgiving feast! And you brought spice cake and hot spiced cider! Thank you! Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 20, 2022 Report Share Posted November 20, 2022 16 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: What fictional character is coming to your Thanksgiving feast, and what contribution are they bringing? Elsa, Queen Emeritus of Arendelle. She's providing the centerpiece, a life-sized (and amazingly lifelike) ice statue of Prince Hans. New Topic: Humans try to introduce the Thanksgiving holiday on an alien world. Which world, and what happens? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 20, 2022 Report Share Posted November 20, 2022 The Gubru homeworld. Well, they were already at war with us anyway. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 Mustafar. They burned the turkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 Kronos - They simply use this as another excuse to slaughter anyone that they dislike (including you). NT: You are charged with inventing a new holiday celebration. What is this celebration? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 10 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: You are charged with inventing a new holiday celebration. What is this celebration? "Politics-Free Weekend" - a weekend where political TV ads, mailings, rallies, and phone calls are strictly forbidden. Anyone breaking this rule is summarily removed from the upcoming election. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 36 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: You are charged with inventing a new holiday celebration. What is this celebration? Bronco Day — Celebrated with a 'banquet' wherein the sparse offerings of food are all burned beyond recognition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 On 12/1/2022 at 8:19 AM, Asperion said: NT: You are charged with inventing a new holiday celebration. What is this celebration? Feb 23, Blue Kazoo Day. In 1987, that's the day when the neutrinos and light reached Earth from the event of blue supergiant Sanduleak -69 202 undergoing core collapse and blowing itself into smithereens and a neutron star. It is properly observed by eating foods with blue food coloring and singing songs by Tom Lehrer (or perhaps playing them on a kazoo). NT: Show-stopping Secret Santa gifts for under $30. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 3 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Show-stopping Secret Santa gifts for under $30. Victoria's Secret gift certificate. (I've actually done this.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 Joseph Stalin Alive or dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 13 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Show-stopping Secret Santa gifts for under $30. Idia Menzel's Greatest Hits NT: Subtle signs that the head of Warner Brothers is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 43 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Idia Menzel's Greatest Hits NT: Subtle signs that the head of Warner Brothers is out of his mind. He makes negotiations with Disney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 30 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs that the head of Warner Brothers is out of his mind. He kicks Yakko, Wakko, and Dot out of the Tower and moves in himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 He scraps the Batwoman movie NT: Unexpected choices for sports personality of the year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 36 minutes ago, death tribble said: NT: Unexpected choices for sports personality of the year The unnamed idiot 'fan' who ran into the Rams' field on October 3rd, only to get absolutely wrecked by Bobby Wagner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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