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On 10/25/2022 at 1:59 PM, death tribble said:

NT: Unexpected consequences of the change of British PM

 

Kari Lake, finally coming to realization that she's not going to be Governor of Arizona, decides she'll give the Prime Ministry a shot. 

 

New Topic: Qatar has banned beer in stadiums for the World Cup. What happens next?

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1 hour ago, Pariah said:

New Topic: Qatar has banned beer in stadiums for the World Cup. What happens next?

 

Whatever it is, chances are it'll go smoother than what happened at Gallipoli.  I mean, the Germans would be on the same side as the Brits this time....

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14 hours ago, Pariah said:

New Topic: Qatar has banned beer in stadiums for the World Cup. What happens next?

Anheuser-Busch is forced to write off their endorsement investment and sues FIFA within an inch of its life for compensation.

 

NT: In deference to the host nation,  Disney has decided to pull all alcohol advertising sports from the World Cup. Whatever will they replace them with, given that the elections are mostly over?

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15 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: In deference to the host nation,  Disney has decided to pull all alcohol advertising spots from the World Cup. Whatever will they replace them with, given that the elections are mostly over?

 

Ads for sports betting websites, if what I'm seeing on TV today is any indication.

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15 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: In deference to the host nation,  Disney has decided to pull all alcohol advertising sports from the World Cup. Whatever will they replace them with, given that the elections are mostly over?

 

(Well, it won't be Twitter....)

 

WEAPONRY.  Bombs, guns, drones, missiles, planes, ammunition, warships, chemical agents, combat vehicles.  Everyone on Earth wants to kill their neighbors, or at least bully them into submission.  "Killer profits" is what it's all about.

 

Hm, that's three.

 

NT: What fictional character is coming to your Thanksgiving feast, and what contribution are they bringing?

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16 hours ago, Cancer said:

NT: What fictional character is coming to your Thanksgiving feast, and what contribution are they bringing?

 

Elsa, Queen Emeritus of Arendelle. She's providing the centerpiece, a life-sized (and amazingly lifelike) ice statue of Prince Hans.

 

New Topic: Humans try to introduce the Thanksgiving holiday on an alien world. Which world, and what happens?

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10 minutes ago, Asperion said:

NT: You are charged with inventing a new holiday celebration.  What is this celebration?

 

"Politics-Free Weekend" - a weekend where political TV ads, mailings, rallies, and phone calls are strictly forbidden.  

 

Anyone breaking this rule is summarily removed from the upcoming election.

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36 minutes ago, Asperion said:

NT: You are charged with inventing a new holiday celebration.  What is this celebration?

 

Bronco Day — Celebrated with a 'banquet' wherein the sparse offerings of food are all burned beyond recognition. 

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On 12/1/2022 at 8:19 AM, Asperion said:

NT: You are charged with inventing a new holiday celebration.  What is this celebration?

 

Feb 23, Blue Kazoo Day.   In 1987, that's the day when the neutrinos and light reached Earth from the event of blue supergiant Sanduleak -69 202 undergoing core collapse and blowing itself into smithereens and a neutron star.  It is properly observed by eating foods with blue food coloring and singing songs by Tom Lehrer (or perhaps playing them on a kazoo).

 

NT: Show-stopping Secret Santa gifts for under $30.

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