Cancer Posted September 26, 2022 Report Share Posted September 26, 2022 Yes, but how? Alive? Curried? With mint jelly and a robust zinfandel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 21 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: You're a supervillain who consumes things: what's your villainous identity, and what you eat/drink/inhale/absorb, etc. "I am the Astounding Cornholio! I consume candy corn! Bow down in fear before me!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 22 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: You're a supervillain who consumes things: what's your villainous identity, and what you eat/drink/inhale/absorb, etc. "I am The Great Kleenmexman! I absorb all semi-liquid boding wastes, and passionately hate and hero that has a working sense of taste!" NT: More subtle signs you still don't know you're Superman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 I work at a newspaper and think that my job matters. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 You wonder why people are constantly making demands upon your time and person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 You reflexively flinch at the sight of glowing green things. NT: Non-standard croissant fillings. If you can work in something relevant to a superhero campaign, so much the better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 the bitter and twisted lives of the guilty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 30, 2022 Report Share Posted September 30, 2022 On 9/28/2022 at 12:05 PM, Cancer said: NT: Non-standard croissant fillings. If you can work in something relevant to a superhero campaign, so much the better. Kryptonite Kroissants, now with extra glowy bits! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 30, 2022 Report Share Posted September 30, 2022 On 9/28/2022 at 10:05 AM, Cancer said: NT: Non-standard croissant fillings. If you can work in something relevant to a superhero campaign, so much the better. Cyberline croissants. The official breakfast of the Golden Avenger! New Topic: What kind of crazy uniforms will the Oregon football team wear this week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 On 9/29/2022 at 11:34 PM, Pariah said: New Topic: What kind of crazy uniforms will the Oregon football team wear this week? Orange, Red, Eggplant purple, Green, Olive green, and Navy blue. Hopefully the reason for this color combination is obvious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 They come out dressed as cockroaches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 They come for warmups outdressed exactly like The Duck, including helmets. Don't worry, they change into their real outfits for the actual game. This was The Duck's idea. NT: Colors for Oregon uniforms that failed even the muster of Nike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 Purple, black, silver, and red. (TCU beat 'em to it.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 White with blue trim. Has a badge with three blue lions and red roses. Because it is the England football shirt design and if you want a record of failure going back over 50 years, then this is it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 5, 2022 Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 On 10/2/2022 at 9:14 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Colors for Oregon uniforms that failed even the muster of Nike. Gerber Baby Food Strained Spinach Green for the pants, and Barfed-Up Gerber Baby Food Strained Spinach Green for the jerseys. Oh, and Unspeakable Baby By-Product Green With Sparkly Highlights for the helmets. The concept mostly failed because none of these were close enough to Greenback Green, which is what really matters now. NT: Awful crossover concepts for a one-off RPG adventure, perhaps at a convention event. At least three different franchises must be violated in order to qualify. As an example: "Worf and Data versus the Uruk-Hai Temptresses of Stargate Batcave". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 5, 2022 Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 The Power Rangers must save the Archie characters from the dungeons of Kings Landing in Game of Thrones. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 Sailor Moon meets Cthulu on board the Love Boat Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 5, 2022 Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 3 hours ago, Hermit said: Sailor Moon meets Cthulu on board the Love Boat Off Topic: {suggested addition: "... with tongue."} Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 6, 2022 Report Share Posted October 6, 2022 On 9/26/2022 at 10:39 AM, Cancer said: NT: You're a supervillain who consumes things: what's your villainous identity, and what you eat/drink/inhale/absorb, etc. The Gourmet, Consumer of Food. Which has nothing to do with powers at all, because he doesn't have or need them -- he's an old-fashioned Batman villain type with a superb intellect which he hones with fine food and drink. He's the villain Vincent Price would have played if he hadn't already done Eggman. Oh, and he is frighteningly, alarmingly sane, which makes his evil plans even more effective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 6, 2022 Report Share Posted October 6, 2022 23 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Awful crossover concepts for a one-off RPG adventure, perhaps at a convention event. At least three different franchises must be violated in order to qualify. As an example: "Worf and Data versus the Uruk-Hai Temptresses of Stargate Batcave". Susan Ivanova, Aeryn Sun, Leia Organa, and Kira Nerys battle in a ring of Jell-O for fun and prizes. Judges include Jack O'Neill, Malcolm Reynolds, and Zaphod Beeblerox. New Topic: "RELEASE THE HOUNDS!" "Uh, sorry, sir, but we're all out of hounds." "Fine, then, RELEASE THE _______." (Bonus points for humorous and/or mind-blowing explanations.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 6, 2022 Report Share Posted October 6, 2022 3 hours ago, Pariah said: Susan Ivanova, Aeryn Sun, Leia Organa, and Kira Nerys battle in a ring of Jell-O for fun and prizes. Judges include Jack O'Neill, Malcolm Reynolds, and Zaphod Beeblerox. I would like to volunteer as a judge. Or to clean any Jell-O residue from the contestants. Just trying to be helpful, y'know. 3 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: "RELEASE THE HOUNDS!" "Uh, sorry, sir, but we're all out of hounds." "Fine, then, RELEASE THE _______." (Bonus points for humorous and/or mind-blowing explanations.) "Fine then. RELEASE THE CRACK-HEADS!" (Never really knew what a Kraken was, and my hearing's not as good as it used to be.) Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 6, 2022 Report Share Posted October 6, 2022 Fine, then, RELEASE THE ill tempered mutated sea bass ! because evidently we can't afford sharks with fricking laser beams on their heads and PETA won't allow it either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 Fine then, RELEASE THE Draino! There's nothing better than groups that are working off of the best "plumbing " that one can imagine. NT: Crazy places to be trapped in (don't need to be real). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 38 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: Crazy places to be trapped in (don't need to be real). In the middle with you, with fools to the left of me and jokers to the right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 It is CLOWNS to the left of me not fools ! 'Well I don't know why I came here tonight I've got the feeling that something ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right Here I am stuck in the middle with you Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you And I'm wondering what it is I should do It's so hard to keep this smile from my face Losing control, yeah I'm all over the place Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right Here I am stuck in the middle with you When you started off with nothing And you're proud that you're a self-made man And your friends they all come crawling Slap you on the back and say' And there is your proof. A crazy place to be trapped in An Insane Asylum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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