Psybolt Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs you haven't struck it rich after all. Can't fill the gas tank completely full Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Looking for that invisible elephant in the sky who will save us all. NT: Subtle signs you haven't struck it rich after all. My entourage consists of 3 cats, a teenage daughter and a loving husband... but no crowds of yes men... NT: Promises you wish the president would keep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Promises you wish the president would keep. I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Promises you wish the president would keep. "I will not use the Oval Office as a means of satisfying my libido the way my husband did when he was here." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Promises you wish the president would keep. "Iraq will not become another Vietnam"---or is that one I wish had been kept? {PS: everyone should rep Psybolt for his reply} NT: Presidential promises you (wish hadn't been)/(hope won't be) kept. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat {PS: everyone should rep Psybolt for his reply} Did that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Iraq will not become another Vietnam"---or is that one I wish had been kept? {PS: everyone should rep Psybolt for his reply} Thanks all, I appreciate it! NT: Presidential promises you (wish hadn't been)/(hope won't be) kept. Iraq=100 years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Presidential promises you (wish hadn't been)/(hope won't be) kept. "I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States' date=' and will [b']to the best of my Ability[/b], preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States." Ouch. Completely deserved, but ... OUCH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat {PS: everyone should rep Psybolt for his reply} Agreed. NT: Presidential promises you (wish hadn't been)/(hope won't be) kept. "If elected, I promise that I will appoint Eliot Spitzer as this nation's Attorney General." New Topic: Next stupid thing some Governor/Senator/Congressperson will do to make headlines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat My entourage consists of 3 cats, a teenage daughter and a loving husband... but no crowds of yes men... I'm here. New Topic: Next stupid thing some Governor/Senator/Congressperson will do to make headlines. Moon the welcoming foreign dignitary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Next stupid thing some Governor/Senator/Congressperson will do to make headlines. Sleep face-down on a corduroy pillow. Head lines? Get it? Head-lines?! Never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Next stupid thing some Governor/Senator/Congressperson will do to make headlines. "We need strong leadership for the future, so I'd like to formally announce my endorsement of Dennis Kucinich to be president of these United States!" NT: Things other than $50,000,000 Heather Mills is getting in her divorce from Paul McCartney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things other than $50' date='000,000 Heather Mills is getting in her divorce from Paul McCartney.[/quote'] Two testicles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Custody of the fake legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "We need strong leadership for the future, so I'd like to formally announce my endorsement of Dennis Kucinich to be president of these United States!" NT: Things other than $50,000,000 Heather Mills is getting in her divorce from Paul McCartney. The nickname "Yoko The Second". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things other than $50' date='000,000 Heather Mills is getting in her divorce from Paul McCartney.[/quote'] A Boot to the Head. NT: Newest scary/surprising celebrity marriage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Newest scary/surprising celebrity marriage. "Do you, Jessica Alba, take Log-Man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" "I do." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Do you, Gillian Anderson, take Death Tribble to be your lawfully wedded husband?" "I do." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Newest scary/surprising celebrity marriage. "Do you, Chuck Norris, take David Hasselhof to be your lawfully wedded husband?" ( ) **** EDIT: for maximum effect, ("FTW") after the above two posters, this should have been: "Do you, Gillian Anderson, take Jessica Alba to be your lawfully wedded wife?" NT: Disheartening St Patrick's Day observations in the Champions universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Do you, Chuck Norris, take David Hasselhof to be your lawfully wedded husband?" ( ) NT: Disheartening St Patrick's Day observations in the Champions universe. "Do you, Shamrock, take Cateran to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Disheartening St Patrick's Day observations in the Champions universe. The Wearing of the Green Dragon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Disheartening St Patrick's Day observations in the Champions universe. What color did you dye my focus???? NT: Biggest regret after that 10th green beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Biggest regret after that 10th green beer The 11th green beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat the 12 green beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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