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NT: How various supervillains are recovering from their St. Patrick's Day hangovers.

 

Thunderbolt I glances at the other side of the bed, to find Thunderbolt II staring back

"SOooo...I guess we have more in common than the villain name."

 

"Guess so."

 

"Just how much did we drink?"

 

"Too much, obviously..."

 

NT: The first thing you notice that indicates your S.O./Romantic interest may have had a 'radiation accident'

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NT: The first thing you notice that indicates your S.O./Romantic interest may have had a 'radiation accident'

 

"Sweetie, turn off the lights, please?"

 

"Ummm ... the lights are off."

 

(Pause.) "In that case ... Ooooh, that glows too ..."

 

NT, in memory of Arthur C. Clarke: Things you & your neighbors would do if the black monolith showed up in your neighborhood.

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NT' date=' in memory of Arthur C. Clarke:[/b'] Things you & your neighbors would do if the black monolith showed up in your neighborhood.

 

"I don't care if it's specifically mentioned or not. Freakish alien monoliths are not allowed under your Homeowner's Association agreement."

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NT: Reasons you should avoid just walking up to strange castles on rainy nights

 

You'll get soaked to your skivvies and catch a cold. Try walking up to strange castles in the late afternoon on sunny days instead. It's a lot more comfortable.

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NT: Reasons you should avoid just walking up to strange castles on rainy nights

 

"I'm just a sweet transvestite, from, Transylvania."

 

NT: Things the Castle Anthrax virgins enjoy more than spankings and oral sex.

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