Hermit Posted March 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Saying "Ecky, ecky, ecky, ecky, p-tang, zoo-boingety." NT: Making "Monty Python" references has just been made illegal! What's a gamer to do? Form our own an anarco-sydicalist commune. We'll take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Saying "Ecky, ecky, ecky, ecky, p-tang, zoo-boingety." NT: Making "Monty Python" references has just been made illegal! What's a gamer to do? Make Benny Hill References... NT: Ways to destroy the evil God King, not generally used in yer basic video game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to destroy the evil God King' date=' not generally used in yer basic video game.[/quote'] Beat the game system or computer with a large hammer, repeatedly and with great force. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to destroy the evil God King, not generally used in yer basic video game. Inform the evil God Queen that her hubby has been cheating on her behind her back... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to destroy the evil God King' date=' not generally used in yer basic video game.[/quote'] Present him with the fabled Two Halves of the Plutonium Crown, which (according to legend) when put together on his head will make him and his castle shine like the Sun for the rest of his life. NT: Powers you expect to be granted when you make a properly oriented scale replica of Stonehenge with your gaming books and watch the sunrise on the first day of Summer through the sarsen "stones". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Powers you expect to be granted when you make a properly oriented scale replica of Stonehenge with your gaming books and watch the sunrise on the first day of Summer through the sarsen "stones". The ability to roll natural 3s or 18s on 3d6 when needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Present him with the fabled Two Halves of the Plutonium Crown, which (according to legend) when put together on his head will make him and his castle shine like the Sun for the rest of his life. NT: Powers you expect to be granted when you make a properly oriented scale replica of Stonehenge with your gaming books and watch the sunrise on the first day of Summer through the sarsen "stones". The ability to demand the last piece of pizza as rightfully mine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Powers you expect to be granted when you make a properly oriented scale replica of Stonehenge with your gaming books and watch the sunrise on the first day of Summer through the sarsen "stones". 10d6 Mind Control, Area Effect, No Range, Always On, Only to make people want to leave you alone (-1), Only vs. females (-1/2) NT: Hero Games-appropriate ways to commemorate the first day of Spring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 10d6 Mind Control, Area Effect, No Range, Always On, Only to make people want to leave you alone (-1), Only vs. females (-1/2) NT: Hero Games-appropriate ways to commemorate the first day of Spring. PS: Frolic, 12- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Summon: Robin of Spring; Slavishly Loyal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Attack and destroy Chicago ! Works for me NT: Ways to celebrate Winter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat My new "Snow themed" Thong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to celebrate Winter Load up on "antifreeze" and sleep for three months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to celebrate Winter Get on the internet and post to folks north of the Mason-Dixon line with a deliberately naive sounding "I hear you get a lot of snow up there..." While they're buried in at least 8 inches of it NT: Signs that somehow your life has become a pulp adventure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that somehow your life has become a pulp adventure! Instead of dust bunnies infesting my living room, I have dust zombie headhunter tribesmen. And instead of hunting for my wife's keys, it's her Radio-Magnetic Ray Gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I can't take out the garbage without having to step over dozens of dead Nazis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that somehow your life has become a pulp adventure! Whenever I walk into a room I hear: dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum Milk Man Daaaaaaan Gives cheese to all of us! Cream for everyone of us! Gives milk to every woman every man every child ooooooh Dan! NT: Inventions that could get you kicked out of the Pulp Hero Adventuring Club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inventions that could get you kicked out of the Pulp Hero Adventuring Club. "I call it a 'laptop computer'. It's small, compact, efficient, and doesn't have a ridiculous amount of flashing lights and levers that do nothing but look cool. And its full name is 'laptop computer', not 'Man-Portable Prismo-Crystal Lattice Computation Device'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inventions that could get you kicked out of the Pulp Hero Adventuring Club. But I just want to wear jeans! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat This is called a light sabre! NT: Things to do at Easter that you wouldn't do any other time of the year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things to do at Easter that you wouldn't do any other time of the year. Curse repeatedly because Easter is right around two of my wife's grandparents' birthdays, meaning I'm getting guilted into making a #@$!!! trip to small-town Iowa this weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inventions that could get you kicked out of the Pulp Hero Adventuring Club. "It's called a 'Shirley Temple'. It has a light, refreshing flavour, and you can drink 'em all day and never get drunk!" New Topic: Things you might do that would get you kicked out of the Star Hero Adventuring Club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat This is called a light sabre! NT: Things to do at Easter that you wouldn't do any other time of the year. Dance sky-clad in meadow of spring flowers in honor of the returning sun! (well if I had a meadow and some really strong suncreen ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things to do at Easter that you wouldn't do any other time of the year. Search my neighbor's yard for brightly-colored eggs without worrying about a call to the police. New Topic: Things you might do that would get you kicked out of the Star Hero Adventuring Club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Things you might do that would get you kicked out of the Star Hero Adventuring Club. Getting out of order in the NGD Scenes from a Hat thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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