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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

New Topic: Things you might do that would get you kicked out of the Star Hero Adventuring Club.

 

Point out that not only is Einstein right and faster-than-light travel is impossible, but slower-than-light travel over interstellar distances is so expensive that it'll never happen. And, there don't seem to be any other intelligent races in the Galaxy anyway, so we can all go back to killing each other for chump change and polluting Earth to uninhabitability.

 

NT: Things you'd rather do than endure the next 7.5 months of presidential campaign ads.

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

Point out that not only is Einstein right and faster-than-light travel is impossible, but slower-than-light travel over interstellar distances is so expensive that it'll never happen. And, there don't seem to be any other intelligent races in the Galaxy anyway, so we can all go back to killing each other for chump change and polluting Earth to uninhabitability.

 

NT: Things you'd rather do than endure the next 7.5 months of presidential campaign ads.

 

Annoy astronomers by repeatedly talking about how cool faster-than-light travel is going to be.

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NT: Best. Political. Ad. Ever.

 

Going for an oldie but goodie here:

 

Chthulu for President. Why choose the lesser of two evils?

 

New Topic: Forget the primaries and campaigning and election nonsense. The person I'd really like to see as the next President of the USA is _________________.

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New Topic: Forget the primaries and campaigning and election nonsense. The person I'd really like to see as the next President of the USA is _________________.

 

Hillary... no...Obama...no Hillary...no Obama...ummm

 

How about the old Amalgam comics... Hillarck Clinbama

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New Topic: Forget the primaries and campaigning and election nonsense. The person I'd really like to see as the next President of the USA is...

...Jessica Alba!

Then I would be First Hubby. :D

 

 

NT: OSHA says bricks are poisonous. What other dangers are they keeping from us?

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