BoloOfEarth Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Non-terrifying cybernetic mutant animals. NT: Death Traps that lead you to believe your arch nemesis is no longer trying very hard "So, Amazing Man, I leave you tied up, slowly being lowered into this tank full of cyborg mutant goldfish..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Non-terrifying cybernetic mutant animals. NT: Death Traps that lead you to believe your arch nemesis is no longer trying very hard "What do you mean, angry mutant sea bass with frickin' laser beams on their heads?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "So, hero, which is it? Save yourself, or save her? Either way, one of you will be squirted with mustard! Bwahahahahaha!" NT: Bargain items in Batman's yard sale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomed Prophet Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Wow... Catman's costume? Only 50 cents? I'm sold! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "So' date=' hero, which is it? Save yourself, or save her? Either way, one of you will be squirted with mustard! [i']Bwahahahahaha![/i]" NT: Bargain items in Batman's yard sale. Bat-Shark Repellent? Wow, when was the last time this saw the light of days, the 60s? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Robin Costume. 4 not very careful owners. Yours for $1.50 NT: Bargain items in Superman's yard sale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Kryptonite, and a alien-space-birthing-vessel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "The photo's not worth much to me, but I'll give you two bucks for the frame...wait a minute. Holy cow, is that hot girl your cousin?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bargain items in Superman's yard sale Why do you have 20 pairs of glasses? NT: Items in Power Girl's garage sale? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Items in Power Girl's garage sale? A winch, lots of duct tape, and large quantities of ibuprofen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "How much for the two-person hammock?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I understand that circuitry in the bra is blown, but it's not my size..." NT: Fast Food jingles that failed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Fast Food jingles that failed. Two obese Pattys, special Ross, and Lester picking bunions on the Sesame Street bus... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Fast Food jingles that failed. {To the tune of Three Blind Mice} Rat on a stick Rat on a stick Yum yum yum Yum yum yum Cheap protein and grease wherever you are Cheaper than stuff in the espresso bar If you keep it down then you'll really go far Rat on a stick Rat on a stick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Fast Food jingles that failed. "The Whopper, yum, my my my! You'll get fat and then you'll die!" NT: Rejected candidates for the Big Mac's Special Sauce (and it's a family-friendly board, so keep that in mind) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Applebutter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Rejected candidates for the Big Mac's Special Sauce (and it's a family-friendly board' date=' so keep that in mind)[/quote'] Goose liver and asparagus paté. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Rejected candidates for the Big Mac's Special Sauce (and it's a family-friendly board' date=' so keep that in mind)[/quote'] Mayo, French dressing, and relish. No, wait!..... NT: types of food not suitable for a fast-food joint. Added difficulty: must be real food people regularly eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Mayo, French dressing, and relish. No, wait!..... NT: types of food not suitable for a fast-food joint. Added difficulty: must be real food people regularly eat. tongue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: types of food not suitable for a fast-food joint. Added difficulty: must be real food people regularly eat. Liver & onions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: types of food not suitable for a fast-food joint. Added difficulty: must be real food people regularly eat. Haggis. NT: Fun ways to deal with a nearby diner in the restaurant talking loudly on his cell phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Fun ways to deal with a nearby diner in the restaurant talking loudly on his cell phone. Grab a notebook and pen, stand in front of him, and copy down the conversation. If he whines, tell him it's totally obvious he never intended the conversation to be private, so he has ZERO grounds for complaint. Oh, and copy down everything he says to you, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Fun ways to deal with a nearby diner in the restaurant talking loudly on his cell phone. Tell the waitress it's his birthday. It'll really annoy him when every waiter in the restaurant comes over to sing to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Fun ways to deal with a nearby diner in the restaurant talking loudly on his cell phone. Knee him in the groin. NT: Ways to respond after being kneed in the groin for talking too loudly on a cell phone in a diner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Knee him in the groin. NT: Ways to respond after being kneed in the groin for talking too loudly on a cell phone in a diner. Groan piteously and collapse to the floor, rasping "I'll call you back ..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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