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NT: Inventive punishments for late taxes

 

"I clocked you going 55 mph in a 35 zone. And since you haven't paid your taxes, it's going to cost you $150 per hour (or fraction thereof) the government spends writing, processing, and trying this ticket. Have a nice day."

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NT: What would Grond do for a Klondike bar?

 

Step 1: Go to the Klondike.

 

Step 2: Find a bar, rip it up out of the ground, carry it to where he wants it. Put it down there.

 

Seems simple enough to me.

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NT: Subtle signs you really shouldn't be running for public office. (Difficulty: no partisan political jabs)

 

"I know it makes some people uncomfortable, but it's a family name, so I keep it proudly. So, on Tuesday, vote for Hitler! Bob Hitler for city council!"

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NT: Subtle signs you really shouldn't be running for public office. (Difficulty: no partisan political jabs)

 

"Hey, I've run the 100 meter dash, the 400 meter hurdles, the 3000 meter steeplechase, and even a half-marathon. How hard could it be to run for office?"

 

New Topic: Categories you'll never see on Jeopardy!

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NT: Categories you would like to see on Jeopardy!

 

"I'll take The Hero System for $1000!"

 

New Topic: Celebrity guest contestants you'd like to see on Jeopardy!

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NT: Consequences of appearing on the same game show as Victor von Doom

 

You pick up an irrational fear of the number 4 and learn to shout in CAPITALS.

 

NT: Consequences of tagging 'I nailed WonderWoman ! Beat that you miserable rodent freak ! Signed SM' on the Batmobile

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You pick up an irrational fear of the number 4 and learn to shout in CAPITALS.

 

NT: Consequences of tagging 'I nailed WonderWoman ! Beat that you miserable rodent freak ! Signed SM' on the Batmobile

Wayne Industries new Kryptonite Friendship rings

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NT: Consequences of tagging 'I nailed WonderWoman ! Beat that you miserable rodent freak ! Signed SM' on the Batmobile

 

Wayne Industries develops and markets a whole line of designer cosmetics and hygiene supplies in which kryptonite is a key ingredient. Nationwide.

 

Oh, and the stuff shows up in a new line of coffee flavoring syrups too.

 

And city water treatment plants ...

 

and a new, cheap and highly efficient line of cell phone batteries ...

 

... and ...

 

NT: Outtakes from Victor von Doom's short-lived tenure as a physics instructor at your local community college.

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