Psybolt Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inventive punishments for late taxes IRS Agents come over to your house, eat all your food, make long distance calls and play the new Taylor Hicks album all day long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inventive punishments for late taxes "I clocked you going 55 mph in a 35 zone. And since you haven't paid your taxes, it's going to cost you $150 per hour (or fraction thereof) the government spends writing, processing, and trying this ticket. Have a nice day." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inventive punishments for late taxes Forced to share cell with Wesley Snipes while he constantly regales you with stories of his "celebrity" existence. NT: What would Grond do for a Klondike bar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What would Grond do for a Klondike bar? Step 1: Go to the Klondike. Step 2: Find a bar, rip it up out of the ground, carry it to where he wants it. Put it down there. Seems simple enough to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What would Grond do for a Klondike bar? Arm wrestle The Hulk. And Bizarro. Simultaneously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Drive a Big Wheel down the main drag of Millennium City, and then wrap it around the neck of the guy making the offer. Then take ALL his Klondike bars. NT: Subtle signs you really shouldn't be running for public office. (Difficulty: no partisan political jabs) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs you really shouldn't be running for public office. (Difficulty: no partisan political jabs) I'm a terrible liar and not all that greedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs you really shouldn't be running for public office. (Difficulty: no partisan political jabs) "I know it makes some people uncomfortable, but it's a family name, so I keep it proudly. So, on Tuesday, vote for Hitler! Bob Hitler for city council!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs you really shouldn't be running for public office. (Difficulty: no partisan political jabs) "Hey, I've run the 100 meter dash, the 400 meter hurdles, the 3000 meter steeplechase, and even a half-marathon. How hard could it be to run for office?" New Topic: Categories you'll never see on Jeopardy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hey, I've run the 100 meter dash, the 400 meter hurdles, the 3000 meter steeplechase, and even a half-marathon. How hard could it be to run for office?" New Topic: Categories you'll never see on Jeopardy! "I'll take Animal Genitalia for 400, Alex." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Categories you'll never see on Jeopardy! "I'll take Things Only I Know for 1000, Alex" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Categories you'll never see on Jeopardy! "I'll take Loudly Shouted Racial Slurs for $600, Alex." NT: Categories you would like to see on Jeopardy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Categories you would like to see on Jeopardy! "I'll take Things Only I Know for 1000":thumbup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Categories you would like to see on Jeopardy! [scot's accent] "I'll take famous Titties for $400 Alex."[/scot's Accent] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Categories you would like to see on Jeopardy! "I'll take The Hero System for $1000!" New Topic: Celebrity guest contestants you'd like to see on Jeopardy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Sean Connery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Celebrity guest contestants you'd like to see on Jeopardy! Charlton Heston. Yes, yes, I know he's dead. That would be part of the fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Celebrity guest contestants you'd like to see on Jeopardy! Victor von Doom NT: Consequences of appearing on the same game show as Victor von Doom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Consequences of appearing on the same game show as Victor von Doom Nothing. ...As long as you lose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Consequences of appearing on the same game show as Victor von Doom He tells you to "So shut your cow-mouth or I’ll remove your face by hand before I stop your whore heart!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Consequences of appearing on the same game show as Victor von Doom You pick up an irrational fear of the number 4 and learn to shout in CAPITALS. NT: Consequences of tagging 'I nailed WonderWoman ! Beat that you miserable rodent freak ! Signed SM' on the Batmobile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Consequences of tagging 'I nailed WonderWoman ! Beat that you miserable rodent freak ! Signed SM' on the Batmobile Wayne Industries begins manufacturing and giving out free lead-lined underwear to all women in Metropolis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He tells you to "So shut your cow-mouth or I’ll remove your face by hand before I stop your whore heart!" He said Doom, not Connery.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You pick up an irrational fear of the number 4 and learn to shout in CAPITALS. NT: Consequences of tagging 'I nailed WonderWoman ! Beat that you miserable rodent freak ! Signed SM' on the Batmobile Wayne Industries new Kryptonite Friendship rings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Consequences of tagging 'I nailed WonderWoman ! Beat that you miserable rodent freak ! Signed SM' on the Batmobile Wayne Industries develops and markets a whole line of designer cosmetics and hygiene supplies in which kryptonite is a key ingredient. Nationwide. Oh, and the stuff shows up in a new line of coffee flavoring syrups too. And city water treatment plants ... and a new, cheap and highly efficient line of cell phone batteries ... ... and ... NT: Outtakes from Victor von Doom's short-lived tenure as a physics instructor at your local community college. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.