Basil Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to respond after being kneed in the groin for talking too loudly on a cell phone in a diner. Wonder why the f*** I'm talking on a cell phone in a diner. Seriously, I just can't see it happening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to respond after being kneed in the groin for talking too loudly on a cell phone in a diner. Turn to the attacker and say... "Is that all ya got, you ... pansy?" NT: Most inappropriate time to get kneed in the groin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Turn to the attacker and say... "Is that all ya got, you ... pansy?" NT: Most inappropriate time to get kneed in the groin. "Will you....marry me?" *hold out ring* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Most inappropriate time to get kneed in the groin. While having very passionate sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Anytime a knee is in my groin it's inapproprate. NT: Signs that Dr Doom is being written by a hack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Most inappropriate time to get kneed in the groin. Right after your wife asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?", and you reply, "No, it's your hips!" (Actually, if you're stupid enough to respond with any answer other than "NO!!", you deserve to get kneed in the groin. So never mind.) New Topic: Worst reasons to get kneed in the groin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Anytime a knee is in my groin it's inapproprate. NT: Signs that Dr Doom is being written by a hack. "Shut your fat cow mouth" or anything like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Anytime a knee is in my groin it's inapproprate. NT: Signs that Dr Doom is being written by a hack. "Yo, Richards, dawg, why you been hatin' on Doomizzle, yo?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that Dr Doom is being written by a hack. He doesn't understand basic science, suddenly. NT: Signs that someone is being silly with nature Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He doesn't understand basic science, suddenly. NT: Signs that someone is being silly with nature The duck-billed platypus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ted Turner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that someone is being silly with nature President George W. Bush NT: World's worst thing Adam could have said to Eve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: World's worst thing Adam could have said to Eve "Not only did that apple get us kicked out of the Garden, but it made you butt huge." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: World's worst thing Adam could have said to Eve"I think we should see other people." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: World's worst thing Adam could have said to Eve Wow, is that your sister? She's HAWT! New Topic: Creative ways to punish workplace subordinates for acting like poo-throwing monkeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Creative ways to punish workplace subordinates for acting like poo-throwing monkeys. Lock them in a room with real poo-throwing monkeys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Creative ways to punish workplace subordinates for acting like poo-throwing monkeys. One-ply toilet paper in the employee washroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Insert a banana into a relevant orifice NT: Along the lines of 'Look up in the air....' which relates to Superman, come up with one for Foxbat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat INT: Along the lines of 'Look up in the air....' which relates to Superman' date=' come up with one for Foxbat[/quote'] Is it a car? Is it a giant mechanized centipede? No, its...it's...The Mighty Fobtax! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Insert a banana into a relevant orifice NT: Along the lines of 'Look up in the air....' which relates to Superman, come up with one for Foxbat Look! Up in the air! Is it a loon? Is it inane? No, it's Foxbat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Along the lines of 'Look up in the air....' which relates to Superman' date=' come up with one for Foxbat[/quote'] "Oh sh#t, it's Foxbat." NT: Ways supervillains are responding to rising gas prices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomed Prophet Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Oh sh#t, it's Foxbat." NT: Ways supervillains are responding to rising gas prices. By using a temporal accelerator on Devil Dinosaur (ever wonder where he went?) to turn him into oil... NT: Ways superheros are responding to the rising cost of spandex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Psst, Prophet . . . it's three responses, then a new topic . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways supervillains are responding to rising gas prices. Getting rid of the Centipedemobile. That thing sucks at gas mileage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways supervillains are responding to rising gas prices. Stealing cars that get good mile per gallons and can still speed or steal petrol tankers. And for Doomed Prophet NT: Ways superheros are responding to the rising cost of spandex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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