Enforcer84 Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Wayne Industries develops and markets a whole line of designer cosmetics and hygiene supplies in which kryptonite is a key ingredient. Nationwide. Oh, and the stuff shows up in a new line of coffee flavoring syrups too. And city water treatment plants ... and a new, cheap and highly efficient line of cell phone batteries ... ... and ... NT: Outtakes from Victor von Doom's short-lived tenure as a physics instructor at your local community college. Scenes of him beating "Ricky Richardson" nearly to death...shouting "RICHARDS!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Outtakes from Victor von Doom's short-lived tenure as a physics instructor at your local community college. The University now has a working dimensional portal that it cannot shut off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Outtakes from Victor von Doom's short-lived tenure as a physics instructor at your local community college. The "local" community college is now located 1,200 years in the past. NT: Eight year-old Vic von Doom's entry in his elementary school science fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The "local" community college is now located 1,200 years in the past. NT: Eight year-old Vic von Doom's entry in his elementary school science fair. A life-like robotic replica of his teacher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Eight year-old Vic von Doom's entry in his elementary school science fair. "Behold as Doom sends his gerbil, Bubbles, into the year 1600!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 2, 2008 Report Share Posted May 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Its a scale model of a volcano. I used tomato soup for lava." NT: What Dr. Doom would say to his father should they meet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 2, 2008 Report Share Posted May 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'Dad, I am not bitter about you abandoning me. However you abandoned Mum and so you will pay with your life, so says DOCTOR DOOM !' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted May 2, 2008 Report Share Posted May 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What Dr. Doom would say to his father should they meet. Curse you, Richards!! Oh... Hi dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 2, 2008 Report Share Posted May 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What Dr. Doom would say to his father should they meet. [choking back tears] "Hey dad, wanna have a catch?" NT: Dr. Doom Halloween costumes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted May 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat [choking back tears] "Hey dad, wanna have a catch?" NT: Dr. Doom Halloween costumes He uses his mind transferal device and borrows Richard's Body for a lark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 2, 2008 Report Share Posted May 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat My little Pony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 2, 2008 Report Share Posted May 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Dr. Doom Halloween costumes With a little cheap gold paint and lose the cape, Tony Stark. NT: You're bingeing this weekend! On what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 2, 2008 Report Share Posted May 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You're bingeing this weekend! On what? Fabergé eggs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 2, 2008 Report Share Posted May 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 2, 2008 Report Share Posted May 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You're bingeing this weekend! On what? Solo parenting-related frustration. NT: The reanimated corpse of Josef Stalin wants to celebrate a belated May Day. What does he do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 2, 2008 Report Share Posted May 2, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Solo parenting-related frustration. NT: The reanimated corpse of Josef Stalin wants to celebrate a belated May Day. What does he do? Wait 'til Cinco De Mayo and get hammered (and sickled) like the rest of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted May 3, 2008 Report Share Posted May 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The reanimated corpse of Josef Stalin wants to celebrate a belated May Day. What does he do? Make nice baskets for the reanimated corpses of Adolf Hitler, Saddam Hussein and Idi Amine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 3, 2008 Report Share Posted May 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Kill everybody who looks at him funny, just like while he was alive. NT: Subtle signs the manager of your favorite major league team is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 3, 2008 Report Share Posted May 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs the manager of your favorite major league team is out of his mind. "We could bring in Barry Bonds. Sure, he's a liar and a cheat and a jerk most of the time, but he can still hit, right?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 3, 2008 Report Share Posted May 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs the manager of your favorite major league team is out of his mind. "We'll do our best, but I don't think it'll be enough. Everybody knows it's gonna be the Pirates vs. the Royals in the World Series this year." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 3, 2008 Report Share Posted May 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs the manager of your favorite major league team is out of his mind. "Show me in the rules where it says an elephant can't pitch!" NT: Rejected baseball mascots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 3, 2008 Report Share Posted May 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Rejected baseball mascots The San Francisco Syringes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted May 3, 2008 Report Share Posted May 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Rejected baseball mascots The Yank, with his hanged confederate soldier dragging behind him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 4, 2008 Report Share Posted May 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Rejected baseball mascots The Washington Screw The Taxpayers Because We Want A New Stadiums NT: Features you'd like to see in the Tesla Roadster, the new electric sports car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 4, 2008 Report Share Posted May 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Features you'd like to see in the Tesla Roadster' date=' the new electric sports car.[/quote'] The power to switch traffic lights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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