MilkmanDan Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Rejected ideas patriotic superheroes (any country) Le Homme de Remise, a French precognitive superhero who surrenders before you even think of invading. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Nazi Guy The German Superhuman. NT: The title of the next Indiana Jones will be ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The title of the next Indiana Jones will be ? Indiana Jones and the Nursing Home of Doom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The title of the next Indiana Jones will be ? Indiana Jones and the Quest for Regularity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The title of the next Indiana Jones will be ? Indiana Jones and the Next Marketing Bonanza NT: Ways to unsubtly if perhaps insultingly convey to your GM that he's running a "railroad adventure" and all the players want off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat While the GM is reading flavour text or is saying what an NPC is saying consult the other players about an advert they need to compose about GM needed including such things as knowing when to stop flogging a dead horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to unsubtly if perhaps insultingly convey to your GM that he's running a "railroad adventure" and all the players want off. Have every PC buy "PS: Train Engineer, 20-". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to unsubtly if perhaps insultingly convey to your GM that he's running a "railroad adventure" and all the players want off. "Okay, guys, it will take me a while to get used to your characters' new names. Anyway, let's recap: Conductor and Boxcar are sneaking past the long line of locked, unbreakable doors while Caboose is aiming at the only open door at the end of the hall. Meanwhile, where are Engineer and Ticket Agent?" "We're down by the station, early in the morning..." NT: A "railroad adventure" you really wouldn't mind being on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: A "railroad adventure" you really wouldn't mind being on. Almost anything involving Eberron's lightning rails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: A "railroad adventure" you really wouldn't mind being on. "To save the world you must visit...Castle Anthrax." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: A "railroad adventure" you really wouldn't mind being on. "We have to travel to Pleasure Planet Eroticon VI again? Oh well, if we must...." New Topic: Guest GMs you'd like to see at your gaming session one day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Guest GMs you'd like to see at your gaming session one day. Keith Baker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat For a Champions game Aaron Allston Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Guest GMs you'd like to see at your gaming session one day. Jessica Alba. NT: Signs that your employer is a wholly-owned subsidiary of Hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your employer is a wholly-owned subsidiary of Hell. "Sir, we can't transfuse this blood." "Why not?" "Well, it's boiling." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Your employer is the Government Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Fred, you can't turn the air conditioner on anymore." "Why?" "Unwashed Geeks are getting laid left and right whenever you do." NT: Signs you probably aren't going to get that promotion you were hoping for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you probably aren't going to get that promotion you were hoping for. The one on the locked door that says "Out of Business". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you probably aren't going to get that promotion you were hoping for. Your boss has this 'motivational' poster hanging in his office: (Image from Despair.com.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you probably aren't going to get that promotion you were hoping for. "Man, I had the greatest date last night! We were making out as soon as we got in the car, and by the time I got her to the hotel, we practically ripped off each others' clothes. If the boss ever finds out I'm doing it with his daughter... um, dude, why do you look so freaked? (pause) He's standing behind me, isn't he?" NT: Most surprising new Olympic sport Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Most surprising new Olympic sport "Say, why are you standing out here?" "It's the javelin toss event." "So?" "I won the coin toss and elected to receive." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Most surprising new Olympic sport hopscotch and four-square Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Blood Bowl, with real players on real AstroGranite. NT: Subtle signs these Olympic Games are not going as planned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs these Olympic Games are not going as planned. The gold medals are spray-painted urinal pucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs these Olympic Games are not going as planned. Team Lichtenstein leads the medal count Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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