Tim Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat YOu're reading this. NT: Signs all might not be well in your gaming group. The players only talk to each other, both in and out of character, thru you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs all might not be well in your gaming group. One member of the gaming group keeps bringing the Jack Chick tracts to games.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Your GM puts on leather chaps and starts waxing enthusastic over World of Synnibar. NT: Signs that your girlfriend is really a ten-year-old using magical powers to pass as an adult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your girlfriend is really a ten-year-old using magical powers to pass as an adult. She sits and talks with you for hours about things she and her friend Barb, have done. Only later do you realize she's talking about a Barbie doll. Michael Hopcroft 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat She always wants to go skating and for icecream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your girlfriend is really a ten-year-old using magical powers to pass as an adult. "Nice apartment ... Interior Decorationg Monthly didn't rate the My Little Pony ensemble in the last issue, did they?" NT: Unusual decisions to make via Rock-Paper-Scissors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proditor Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unusual decisions to make via Rock-Paper-Scissors.We need to focus the war on terror...Okay, Dick, you're gonna be Quaddafi, I'll be Hussein and Laura honey, you'll be Bin Laden... Battlestaff 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat And the Gold metal goes to...YES!! PAPER!! THE US Wins the Olympic Stand their doing nothing competition! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Should I take the money and run or wait for thos mobsters to get to me ? Rock, paper, scissors is the only sensible answer. NT: Unusual reasons for being banned from any place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Excessive references to flatulence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat What do you mean I'm wearing a banned tie?!?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unusual reasons for being banned from any place "I'm sorry, sir, but your inability to breakdance prohibits you from entering this Wendy's." NT: Things new players do that make you think they won't fit into your game well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things new players do that make you think they won't fit into your game well. "What do you mean I can't drive a tank? I'm Sailor Mercury, for crying out loud! I can do anything!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Caffeine? What the heck do I need THAT for? I'm high on life!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Player: Okay, so I am going to play Thor. GM: okay, "Thor" this is a heroic level game. Player: I know, so I get Mjolnir at no cost right? NT: Unflattering descriptives for your new Superhero. (a la The Amazing Spiderman) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proditor Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unflattering descriptives for your new Superhero. (a la The Amazing Spiderman) The Bilious Buggerer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unflattering descriptives for your new Superhero. (a la The Amazing Spiderman) The Washboard-Chested Megagirl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Cowardly Crusader ! NT: Signs that the Final Battle (Armageddon, Ragnorok etc) is taking place at your house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the Final Battle (Armageddon' date=' Ragnorok etc) is taking place at your house[/quote'] The cat and the dog keep trying to recruit you to fight for "their side." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I'm having WHO over for dinner again? I didn't invite them. Honey, did YOU invite these Horsemen guys?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Honey, get out of the hosue! I smell sulphur! It must eb a gas leak!" "We don't have gas." NT: Signs everyone in the room except you is being mind-controlled by the Illuminati. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Honey, get out of the hosue! I smell sulphur! It must eb a gas leak!" "We don't have gas." NT: Signs everyone in the room except you is being mind-controlled by the Illuminati. M&M All time Album Sales Record. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs everyone in the room except you is being mind-controlled by the Illuminati. "You mean you ALL love David Hasslehoff's singing?" (Isn't the Bavarian Illuminati from Germany?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 19, 2005 Report Share Posted May 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Really? A libertarian president? NT: To the Victor Goes the spoiled...worst "Prizes" for defeating the master villain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 19, 2005 Report Share Posted May 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: To the Victor Goes the spoiled...worst "Prizes" for defeating the master villain. "I've defeated Saddam Hussein!" "Congrataulations! Now you can rule Iraq!" Battlestaff and AngryBug 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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