BoloOfEarth Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If love is not all it is cracked up to be what things are cracked up to be ? Cracked magazine, naturally. NT: If Wednesday is "hump day", what are the other days of the week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat In the 80s one of our local radio stations had a name for every day of the week: Classic Monday Double Shot Tuesday Hump Day Thirsty Thursday Hawaiian Shirt Gonzo Friday The Wednesday before Thanksgiving was Gonzo Hump Day. Only Double Shot Tuesday is still with us where they play two songs per artist in a row. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If Wednesday is "hump day", what are the other days of the week? Thursday is Friday's flirty little sister who suggests great pleasure yet always leaves you frustrated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat In the 80s one of our local radio stations had a name for every day of the week: Classic Monday Double Shot Tuesday Hump Day Thirsty Thursday Hawaiian Shirt Gonzo Friday The Wednesday before Thanksgiving was Gonzo Hump Day. Only Double Shot Tuesday is still with us where they play two songs per artist in a row. 106.9 WCCC in Hartford does "3Some Thursdays" much like your Doubleshot Tuesdays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If Wednesday is "hump day"' date=' what are the other days of the week?[/quote'] Non-Hump days that nobody observes. NT: Subtle signs that the general manager of the 0-11 New Jersey Nets is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the general manager of the 0-11 New Jersey Nets is out of his mind. He's the manager of the 0-11 New Jersey Nets. Somebody had to say it. The infamous Dr. Infamous wants it known he's not connected with the New Jersey Nets. After all, even evil masterminds have standards. Dr. Infamous in another fine creation of Basil's Twisted Imagination, Unk. All rides in reverse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He believes that his job is safe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Who are the NJ Nets? Soccer? (seriously... I could google it, but I don't care enough). NT: Things not to bring to Thanksgving dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things not to bring to Thanksgiving dinner. Yersinia pestis. (That would make T-day a real downer. ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things not to bring to Thanksgving dinner. The Board of Directors of PETA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things not to bring to Thanksgving dinner. Unless you're the Addams Family, you should avoid bringing amputated hands that are mobile and self-aware. NT: The absolute wrong thing to say at Thanksgiving dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat unless you're the addams family, you should avoid bringing amputated hands that are mobile and self-aware. Nt: The absolute wrong thing to say at thanksgiving dinner. Hey Everybody! FOOD FIGHT!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The absolute wrong thing to say at Thanksgiving dinner."You're too liberal with your kids." Too soon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Did I mention how much I hate all your guts?" NT: Subtle signs that the butcher who sells you your Thanksgiving turkey is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He sells you a pig instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He tries to sell you on his version of the turducken: A turtle stuffed with a Ducati stuffed with a ken doll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the butcher who sells you your Thanksgiving turkey is out of his mind. "That's right, I'm a butcher who caters strictly to vegans. I'm the first in the city, in fact. So, would you like to look at a nice, juicy tofurkey for Thanksgiving? I'll even throw in the sage-horseradish cornbread stuffing!" New Topic: Strange entries in this year's Thanksgiving Day Parade. (Difficulty: Must be network-TV friendly.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat teh bunneh in full Easter regalia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Strange entries in this year's Thanksgiving Day Parade. (Difficulty: Must be network-TV friendly.) The PETA float, all covered with mock-ups of dead animals (complete with blood everywhere) as a protest against the Thanksgiving turkey habit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "That's right, I'm a butcher who caters strictly to vegans. I'm the first in the city, in fact. So, would you like to look at a nice, juicy tofurkey for Thanksgiving? I'll even throw in the sage-horseradish cornbread stuffing!" New Topic: Strange entries in this year's Thanksgiving Day Parade. (Difficulty: Must be network-TV friendly.) A Santa Claus float. Advertising is *Really* getting out of control... NT: You are swept away to a different dimension. It is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ... a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into an emo land where vampires sparkle in the daylight. That's the signpost ahead. Next stop -- The Twilight Zone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You are swept away to a different dimension. It is... ...exactly like the one you just left, except that the entire world runs on an economy based on pastries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You are swept away to a different dimension. It is... Hot. Terribly, terribly hot. NT: Subtle signs that your college Economics professor is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your college Economics professor is out of his mind. We can fix the economy by having the government spend massive amounts of money it doesn't have while discouraging private enterprise growth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He believes that the entire world runs on an economy based on pastries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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