Michael Hopcroft Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to combat that wretched instrument that the South Africans are playing at the World Cup that souns like a horde of wasps before it surfaces in sports audiences elsewhere. Develop a breed of locust that only eats colored plastic. NT: Subtle signs that the guy doing customer service on your cellphone is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the guy doing customer service on your cellphone is out of his mind. He keeps flipping it open and saying, "Beam me up, Scottie. There's no intelligent life down here." And you don't even have a flip phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He keeps saying back in the day we had 78s and telephone exchanges and we nver had this sort of problem... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the guy doing customer service on your cellphone is out of his mind. He kept asking where the rotary dial was. NT: Biggest surprise in the new Toy Story movie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Biggest surprise in the new Toy Story movie Someone finds a way to make Mr. Potato Head "anatomically correct". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Biggest surprise in the new Toy Story movie This scene, along with its 12-years-later counterpart, is shown in the movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Biggest surprise in the new Toy Story movie Two words: Adult Toys. NT: Bad new concepts in beverages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad new concepts in beverages. "Looking for a sports drink to help you feel younger? Try Similac for adults!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad new concepts in beverages. Coke 3: With the Great Taste of Pine! (What WERE they thinking?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Dr Pepper (well don't like it and I can't believe someone oked this) NT: The Tribble has been out of the loop for roughly four days. What has he missed (Difficulty no mentioning of the World Cup and what has happened, is happening or will happen there) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Tribble has been out of the loop for roughly four days. What has he missed (Difficulty no mentioning of the World Cup and what has happened' date=' is happening or will happen there)[/quote'] Gillian Anderson stopped by, asking for you. She was enroute to a lingerie shoot and wanted to do an impromptu fashion show to get your opinion on what to wear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Tribble has been out of the loop for roughly four days. What has he missed (Difficulty no mentioning of the World Cup and what has happened' date=' is happening or will happen there)[/quote'] Zornwil the big lizard rampaged through London's East End looking for a scrum, and couldn't find you. Pity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Royal Family had another scandal. No surprise there, only this one involved pastry. NT: Subtle signs that this was not a good day to tick off Queen Elizabeth II. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Royal Family had another scandal. No surprise there, only this one involved pastry. NT: Subtle signs that this was not a good day to tick off Queen Elizabeth II. "...Was recently bitten by a werewolf, shocking the nation..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that this was not a good day to tick off Queen Elizabeth II. Prince Charles meets you at the door, backed by 1,000 Royal Marines, and says, "Mum said we should have a word with you about your manners." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that this was not a good day to tick off Queen Elizabeth II. The Royal Air Force blows up the house of the last guy to tick her off. NT: Other uses for the Royal Air Force. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Something for both the Royal Navy and the army to hate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other uses for the Royal Air Force. cannon fodder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other uses for the Royal Air Force. Recon and backup for Snoopy as he hunts down the Red Baron. New Topic: Peanuts Characters as superheroes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Peanuts Characters as superheroes. Snooperman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Lucy is The Remover. As soon as they try to kick the ball, she removes it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Peanuts Characters as superheroes. Pig-Pen, Master of Entropy. Seriously. NT: Uses for 50,000 vuvuzelas once the World Cup is over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "When we got into that rocket ship, none of us knew what was going to happen. The cosmic radiation changed each of us. Now, Linus can stretch out like a big rubber blanket. Sally can turn invisible. Snoopy, he's a real hot dog." "And me, good ol' Charlie Brown? "I got a rock." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Uses for 50' date='000 vuvuzelas once the World Cup is over.[/quote'] Dump 'em on the oil leak in the Gulf. Can't be much less effective than anything else BP has tried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Uses for 50' date='000 vuvuzelas once the World Cup is over.[/quote'] Buy them for the Pentagon and sent them to Afghanistan to annoy the Taliban into surrender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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