JmOz Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Who would win: Daniel-san vs Val? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vorsch Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Re: Karate Kid vs Karate Kid Mr Miagia (after daniel-san dies instantly) he is KKs master now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike W Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Re: Karate Kid vs Karate Kid Well Hillary Swank would kick Ralph Macchio's but, so I'll go with her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Re: Karate Kid vs Karate Kid I voted for Karate Kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithcurtis Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Re: Karate Kid vs Karate Kid I voted for Karate Kid. There you are, showing your blatant Karate Kid bias. You blind fool!!!!!!! Can't you see that Karate Kid would totally kick Karate Kid's butt? Keith "!!!!!!!" Curtis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eosin Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Re: Karate Kid vs Karate Kid It's a trick question!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fbdaury Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Re: Karate Kid vs Karate Kid I still prefer that Lipton Brick Ice Tea commercial with Bruce Lee fighting the Karate Kid and Mr. Miaygi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Re: Karate Kid vs Karate Kid There you are, showing your blatant Karate Kid bias. You blind fool!!!!!!! Can't you see that Karate Kid would totally kick Karate Kid's butt? Keith "!!!!!!!" Curtis You're such a Karate Kid mark. You don't really believe this drivel, do you? Look, Karate Kid wins. It's simple. Even a KK homerr like you should be able to see that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitewings Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Re: Karate Kid vs Karate Kid Val wins, no question. Let's face it: A kid who can only barely win a regional tournament isn't going to last five seconds against someone who can take on a Kryptonian and win. Assuming a structured, tournament-styled scored match, Val will socre two points in two seconds. Possibly less than that. Daniel loses. Mr. Miagi finds new sensei. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Re: Karate Kid vs Karate Kid Val wins' date=' no question. Let's face it: A kid who can only barely win a regional tournament isn't going to last five seconds against someone who can take on a Kryptonian and win. Assuming a structured, tournament-styled scored match, Val will socre two points in two seconds. Possibly less than that. Daniel loses. Mr. Miagi finds new sensei.[/quote'] Sorry, but I cant believe someone actually gave a serious answer Besides, it's obvious isnt it? Mr. Miyagi beats them all, because he's actually just the outer-shell for an evil Yoda-Batman-Wolverine-Spidey clone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithcurtis Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Re: Karate Kid vs Karate Kid Sadly enough, even a "Yoda-Batman-Wolverine-Spidey clone" would pwned by Val in three pages, probably less. Keith "despite this, I like the character" Curtis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest joen00b Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Re: Karate Kid vs Karate Kid Sensei would sweep all their legs and be done with it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Ciaramella Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Re: Karate Kid vs Karate Kid Boot to the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fbdaury Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Re: Karate Kid vs Karate Kid Boot to the head. You Missed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vorsch Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Re: Karate Kid vs Karate Kid Val wins' date=' no question. Let's face it: A kid who can only barely win a regional tournament isn't going to last five seconds against someone who can take on a Kryptonian and win. Assuming a structured, tournament-styled scored match, Val will socre two points in two seconds. Possibly less than that. Daniel loses. Mr. Miagi finds new sensei.[/quote'] i think you mean student, sensei is the teacher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Re: Karate Kid vs Karate Kid You Missed Uh.... well, I really got to be going now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu King Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Re: Karate Kid vs Karate Kid Uh.... well' date=' I really got to be going now...[/quote'] Ed Gruberman, you too shall be taught a lesson...Boot to the Head (swish-BAM!) Seriously though, a Legion member versus Ralph freakin' Macchio? And not the one from Marvel Comics? Bye-bye, Daniel-san! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Re: Karate Kid vs Karate Kid Uh.... well' date=' I really got to be going now...[/quote'] Master: "Approach Students, close the circle at the feet of the master. You have come to me asking that I be your guide along the path of Ti Kwon Leap; but be warned be warned, to learn it's ways you must learn the ways of your own soul. Let us meditate on this wisdom now, so." Class: "ohm" Student:"Uh...Sir *snap, snap* Oh OH! Sir!" Master: "Who disturbs our meditation as a pebble disturbs the stillness of the pond?" Student: "Me...Ed Gruberman." Master: "Ed -Gruberman." Ed Gruberman: "Yeah, ah, no disrespect or nuthin' but how long is this going to take?" Master: "Ti Kwan Leap is not a path to a door, but a road leading forever into the horizon- " Ed Gruberman: "So Like what? An hour or so?" Master: No..no..we have not even begun along the path - Ed Gruberman, you must learn patientce -" Ed Gruberman: "Yeah yeah yeah, patience, how long does that take?" Master: "Time has no meaning, to a true student, a year is as a day-" Ed Gruberman: "A year?!? I wanna beat people up right now! I got the pajamas! Hyah Hoo Ha Woo!" Master: "Beat...people...up." Ed Gruberman: "Yeah, just show me all those nifty moves so I can start thrashing bozos, that's all I came here for! Yo sha sta sha sta! Pretty good huh?" Master: "The only use of Ti Kwan Leap is self defense! Do you know who said that? Ki Lo Knee, the great teacher." Ed Gruberman: "Yeah? Well the best defense is a good offense. You know who said that? Mel, the cook on Alice." Master: "No, um, Ti Kwan Leap is the wine of purity not the vinegar of hostility. Meditate upon this truth with us." Class: "Ohm." Ed Gruberman: " Listen Shrimp! All this fag talk is starting to piss me off, now are you going to show me some fancy moves or am I gonna start wiping the walls with you?" Master: "Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ti Kwon Leap, approach me that you might see." Ed Gruberman: "Alright, finally some action." Master: "Observe Closely Class. Boot to the head!" Ed Gruberman: "OW! You booted me in the head!" Master: "You are lucky Ed Gruberman, few novices experience so much of Ti Kwan Leap so soon." Ed Gruberman: "owww..." Master: "Now we continue." Class: "Ohm." Ed Gruberman: "Hey! Hey I wasn't ready! Come and get me now shorty! Huh? C'mon are you chicken?" Master: "Boot to the head." Ed Gruberman: "OWWW! Okay n-now I am ready, okay now try it now." Master: "Boot to the head." Ed Gruberman: "Mind if I just lie down here for a minute? Master: "Now class, we shall return to our -" Student 2: "Master?" Master: "It is wrong to tip the vessel of knowledge, student." Student 2: "Many Apologies Master, but I feel Ed Gruberman is not wholly wrong." Ed Gruberman: *moan* Master: "What do you mean?" Student:"I want to boot some head too." Master: "Have you learned nothing from the lesson of Ed Gruberman?" Student 2: "Yes Master, I have learned two things. First, that anger is a weapon only to one's opponent." Master: "Very good." Student 2: "And secondly- Get in the first shot. Boot to the head!" Master: "You missed." Student 2: "Uh yeah, well..." Master: "You too shall be honored to learn a lesson about this... Student 2: (Simultaneously) "You know I could l- you don't have to you know, I gotta be go-" Master: "Boot to the head." Student 2: "Heowoowowowo!" Master: "Can anyone tell us what lesson has been learned here?" Student 3: "Ah yes Master, not a single one of us could defeat you." Master: "You gain wisdom child..." Student 3: "So we'll have to gang up on you - GET HIM GUYS!" Master: "Boot to the head. Boot. Heh Heh He.!!!!' Sound of students getting their asses handed to them... Class: *Moans* Master: "And now class, let us rejoin the mind to the body and gaze into the heart of the candle in meditation. Ohm" Class: "Ohm" Master: "Very Good Class" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitewings Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Re: Karate Kid vs Karate Kid i think you mean student' date=' sensei is the teacher.[/quote']No, I mean sensei. Mr. Miyagi's going to be the one doing the learning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Omega Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Re: Karate Kid vs Karate Kid I still prefer that Lipton Brick Ice Tea commercial with Bruce Lee fighting the Karate Kid and Mr. Miaygi.Bruce Lee: Karate Kid! Daniel-san: Kid? I'm 35! That was a great commerical. I think I have it on tape someplace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmOz Posted September 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 Re: Karate Kid vs Karate Kid Bruce Lee: Karate Kid! Daniel-san: Kid? I'm 35! That was a great commerical. I think I have it on tape someplace. I almost reposted this one, but decided to bump it just to see what people have to say about it now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAVeira Posted September 9, 2007 Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 Re: Karate Kid vs Karate Kid Val is official the greatest martial arts in the DC Universe, past, present or future. That has been stated in numberous official DC products over the years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
input.jack Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Re: Karate Kid vs Karate Kid Chuck Norris wins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapsedgamer Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Re: Karate Kid vs Karate Kid Chuck Norris wins. Originally, Val Armor was a kid from the valley, named Daniel-san. After years of martial arts training, he made the mistake of thinking he could mess with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris kicked him so hard that he ended up in the the 31st century where he changed his name out of shame. That is the little known true origin of the Karate Kid. I had to retcon this mess somehow. Do you think I can get a job at Marvel now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Cross Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Re: Karate Kid vs Karate Kid No,your retcon actually shows more respect for characters than Marvel does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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