Cancer Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 Bazza has never been to Oklahoma, but he can tell you where it is: north of Wagga Wagga, east of Walla Walla. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 Cancer is going to build a Walla, and he's going to make the Washitonians pay for it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 Hermit traveled across Canada via dog sled last summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 Tkd -- the reigning world geocashing champion! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 L Marcus auditioned for the role of Mount Fuji in Japan and just missed out on the part Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 Death Tribble leaved the Hirsuite Coven at Stonehenge every superbowl sunday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 9, 2017 Report Share Posted February 9, 2017 Hermit was told that the Mexican Wall would be just like a fence. So he sat the person who said it on barbed wire to show them the difference Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 Death Tribble has contributed ten thousand million dollars to support research towards a cure for the Aruba Bouba strain of Winnebago Lumbago. In Monopoly money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDarkness Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 In the old west, Cancer once shot a man just for building a flashlight using stretching and immaterial with a visible effect too loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 TheDarkness was the light of the party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDarkness Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 During WWII, Bazza gave up the dream of being an evil mad genius for his brief career in advertising because people kept assuming he was a nazi mad genius due to his death ray that selectively targeted people without the letter z in their name, the Not-Z Death Ray. Unfortunately, his advertising company went under after he was asked to market Actress and Dancer Peggy Ryan for product promotion, leading to the equally ill-named and ill-fated Peggy's Prosthetics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 TheDarkness has a pet skyscraper that he takes for regular walks TheDarkness 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 Death Tribble instigated the riot at the premiere of Stravinsky's "The Rite of Spring". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 Pariah is addicted to one thousand word essays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 L. Marcus is Groot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 Knowing Groot needed a friend, Alywin13 applied subtle psychological pressure (involving heavy use of electric shocks) to Rocket Raccoon to replace his fascination with chainsaws for a fascination with guns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattern Ghost Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 Cancer won the Double Secret Nobel Prize in Economics for his Invisible Proctologist theory, proving for once and for all who the owner of Adam Smith's Invisible Hand is. Pariah, Bazza and Cancer 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 When a cabal of likeminded intellectuals (aylwin13, L Marcus, Cancer, Pariah, Hermit, and led by death tribble the nefarious) found the animating DNA principle of the universe, they christianed it "Pattern Ghost". The actual name was much more mysterious & dangerous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 Bazza invented Brisbane. It did not exist until he invented it and then altered history books etc so that it looked like it had been there all along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 DT was once mistaken for a Brummie. True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDarkness Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 L. Marcus has been known to attend furry conventions as a lemur in a person costume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 TheDarkness rewrote Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven" in limerick form. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 TheDarkness rewrote Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven" in limerick form. I once, on a midnight most dreary Was pondering while weak and weary When I heard a soft tapping Like someone was rapping, Some visitor with a late query. I opened the door with a greeting For whoever I soon would be meeting There was no one to see Just the dark, chill, and me It all felt a little defeating. The truth is that I had been grieving For I'd suffered an awful bereaving I'd lost my Lenore She whom I had lived for And my sorrow had found no relieving. I shut tight the door and turned back At last to my desk and book stack But again came the knocking; I said "'Tis the wind mocking" And I opened the window a crack. Lucius Alexander Quoth the palindromedary, off topic! Then predicts that if not stopped, Lucius Alexander may well convert the entire poem into limericks! Pariah, aylwin13 and tkdguy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 Lucius is actually a sockpuppet created by the palindromedary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDarkness Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 Alwin13 makes an excellent, if a tad dry, unicorn jerky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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