L. Marcus Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer once towed an Antarctic iceberg all the way to New York, swimming with backstrokes and the string between his teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above One afternoon in 1281 AD, L. Marcus woke up, rolled over, stretched, and gave a mighty yawn. Half a world away, Kublai Khan's Mongol fleet was destroyed by a sudden storm while en route to Japan, and thus was born the story of the Divine Wind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant for Hire Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer once had a threesome with Virgo and Sagitarius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Mutant For Hire has met, and destroyed every lame mutant mercenary in the Marvel Universe. They still sell so Marvel makes the stories up but rest assured, Deadpool is no more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kawaii gin neko Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above enforcer is, in fact, the sugar plum/tooth fairy. ^_~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Who was that masked man ? Neko in disguise ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above The decline of the Klingon Empire was caused by death tribble's unceasing efforts to bring those ridge-headed, loudmouthed jerks to heel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above TKDGuy is 14th in line for the British throne, 5th in line for the throne of Sweden, and 3rd in line for Spain's royal crown. Heaven help us if a rash of sudden deaths sweeps through the European royalty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Keyes_bill is knowledgeable about European royalty, which is no coincidence: he was the mastermind behind the Bolsheviks' liquidation of those bunny-loving Romanovs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer may be care free. But he isn't free. He is, however, worth every penny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above The Mighty E. is the sole source for the substance that makes faster-than-light travel possible. Too bad that it's just too icky to be of any practical use . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kawaii gin neko Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above it was actually mr. marcus who wrote "family first", and dr. phil is just a front-man. ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 22, 2005 Report Share Posted October 22, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above KGN doesn't just kill you with cuteness. She's hot enough to raise the dead. Then she sends them to get her decent chinese food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 22, 2005 Report Share Posted October 22, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer - the last heir to the Koga Ninja Clan . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage Posted October 22, 2005 Report Share Posted October 22, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above It has been said that L. Marcus reaped the bounty from eating eight of the prize vrigins from Orlando Blooms private skag heap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 22, 2005 Report Share Posted October 22, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Rage is the Pirate King of the South Caribbean! And the South Pacific! And the Indian Ocean! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted October 22, 2005 Report Share Posted October 22, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus may think he is fat, but really, he is a Secret Crimefighting Brick ! L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Mrs Oddhat isn't actually Oddhat's wife. She is his grandmother. And on mission from Zod to boot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above . . . You don't even wanna know what The Trib did to Holland today . . . ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 25, 2005 Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus' title makes his complication even more funny! And he once *****slapped Death for messing with his "Me Time". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 25, 2005 Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84. He went back in time just to nail Raquel Welch while she was filming One Million Years BC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 25, 2005 Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble has to get a restraining order to stop Grevious Bodily Harm Cabbit from stalking him and eating all his pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kawaii gin neko Posted October 25, 2005 Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above mr. hopcroft, the ORIGINAL mr. hopcroft, was actually a highly advanced cybernetic lifeform from the year 2525 in the shape of a giant turkey. he came back in time to save his grandfather from being eaten on thanksgiving, but was, alas, too late and is therefore stuck in a neverending dimensional time warp dance of death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 25, 2005 Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Kawaii gin neko is another eternal entity, existing beyond the regular inflence of Time, who hangs out on these boards, and one who has had some strange, pivotal influences upon history. In a fit of whimsy, she led humans to develop a set of peculiar new religious practices back in the 7th Century CE, which have collectively come to be called "tantrism". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted October 25, 2005 Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer loves Hallowe'en because it's the one time of year when he is freed from his eternal shackles and can haunt the living with impunity. We fear the night because it is owned by the bloody-handed ghoul known as Cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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