Pariah Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Re: Jokes But the last time I told a bass joke, people went for it hook, line and sinker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Re: Jokes Now you're just fishing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Re: Jokes These jokes are starting to flounder, aren't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Re: Jokes What city do you get when you cross a rabbit with an ostrich? Edinburgh in case you dont get it 'ead-in-burrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Mhoram Posted June 17, 2012 Report Share Posted June 17, 2012 Re: Jokes There was another great variation of that routine where there were three bands scheduled to be on the stage: The Who' date=' The Band, and Yes. At the end, teh frustrated stage manager asked hte promoter to write down the names of the acts, to which he replied, "If I could write, I wouldn't be stealing someone else's routine!"[/quote'] Micheal McKean was one of the two - I remember hearing it on Dr Demento back in the late 80s or so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 17, 2012 Report Share Posted June 17, 2012 Re: Jokes "Sir, our anti-missile missile just shot itself down!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 Re: Jokes Ole and Lars were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models. Ole says to Lars, “Haff yew seen da beautiful girls in dis catalog?” Lars replies, “Ya, dey are very beautiful. And look at da price!” Ole says, with wide eyes, “Wow, dey aren't verra expensive. At dis price, I'm buying vun.” Lars smiles and pats him on the back. “Good idea! Order vun and if she's as beautiful as she is in da catalog, I vill get vun too." Three weeks later, Lars asks his friend, “Did yew ever receive da girl yew ordered from dat Sears catalog?” Ole replies......”No, but it shouldn't be long now. Her clothes arrived yesterday!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCoy Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 Re: Jokes Budreaux (boo-dro) the Cajun has a wife, and one day she got her heart set on having some alligator shoes. Budreaux told her "Woman, we can't afford no alligator shoes!" But she got her heart set and she tell Budreaux "You gonna gets me them shoes, and I don't care how!" So as Budreaux drive to town he see this gator cross the road. Quick like a bunny he hop out of the car and he on that ole gator like a duck on a junebug. They wrassel, go round and round, gator almost make it to the bayou, but finally Budreaux got that gator pinned and takes a good look at him. "Don't that beat all! All that work for nothing! No shoes!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 Re: Jokes My grandfather was an old Cajun, and he loved to tell Cajun jokes. Thanks for posting that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 Re: Jokes I love Uncle Boudreaux stories. My storytelling mentor was quite fond of them and I learned several ... almost all of which are forgotten now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 Re: Jokes A teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute. I have to go pee." The teacher shook her head, saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman?" Sherman replied, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, Johnny?" Johnny said, "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce to you after dinner." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 Re: Jokes Which animal never plays fair in games? The Cheetah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrix3 Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 Re: Jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Baloo Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 Re: Jokes Which animal never plays fair in games? The Cheetah. [ATTACH=CONFIG]43687[/ATTACH] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsikoOne Posted June 23, 2012 Report Share Posted June 23, 2012 Re: Jokes [h=6]I took my Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently ‘Pimps’ and 'hos’ were not the correct answers.[/h] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 23, 2012 Report Share Posted June 23, 2012 Re: Jokes I decided this morning that we should have brats for breakfast. I figured, what's the wurst that could happen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 24, 2012 Report Share Posted June 24, 2012 Re: Jokes I decided this morning that we should have brats for breakfast. I figured' date=' what's the wurst that could happen?[/quote'] CMOT Dibbler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slikmar Posted June 24, 2012 Report Share Posted June 24, 2012 Re: Jokes CMOT Dibbler. 100% Animal Products, guaranteed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted June 25, 2012 Report Share Posted June 25, 2012 Re: Jokes Mummies are just Zombies with a good Health plan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 25, 2012 Report Share Posted June 25, 2012 Re: Jokes Mummies are just Zombies with a good Health plan! A Zombie wouldn't eat a Mummy - No brains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Obvious Posted June 25, 2012 Report Share Posted June 25, 2012 Re: Jokes A Zombie wouldn't eat a Mummy - No brains. He wouldn't mind drinking from a canopic jar, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 25, 2012 Report Share Posted June 25, 2012 Re: Jokes He wouldn't mind drinking from a canopic jar' date=' though.[/quote'] "You have a terrible drinking problem!" "But Mummy, I just can't stop!" ...I regret nothing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 25, 2012 Report Share Posted June 25, 2012 Re: Jokes A Zombie wouldn't eat a Congresscritter - No brains. Fixed it for ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 Re: Jokes Fixed it for ya. Nope. I'm Canadian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 Re: Jokes Nope. I'm Canadian. Sooo, you've already been fixed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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