Pariah Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 What do you call a mathematician who's into BDSM? Spoiler A denominatrix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 All these philosopher puns are getting out of Kantrol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 8 hours ago, Pariah said: What do you call a mathematician who's into BDSM? Femdom is wanting to be dominated by a female. Wisdom is wanting to be dominated by a wizard. slikmar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 17, 2023 Report Share Posted September 17, 2023 An Australian man was walking around offering $100 to anyone who can name a Scandinavian country. One woman says, "Norway." He says, "Yes way! $100 for any of 'em'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 18, 2023 Report Share Posted September 18, 2023 Pretty accurate too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted September 18, 2023 Report Share Posted September 18, 2023 "Are you going to Finnish your Danish?" "Norway, it's too Swede." Pariah and BoloOfEarth 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 22, 2023 Report Share Posted September 22, 2023 (edited) If 666 is all evil then 25.8069758 is the root of all evil. Edited September 22, 2023 by Bazza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 22, 2023 Report Share Posted September 22, 2023 What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 22, 2023 Report Share Posted September 22, 2023 Too whomever stole my energy drinks, I hope you can’t sleep at night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 22, 2023 Report Share Posted September 22, 2023 Too the person who stole my diary then died. My thoughts are with your family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted September 22, 2023 Report Share Posted September 22, 2023 A guy threw a milk carton at me. How diary! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 22, 2023 Report Share Posted September 22, 2023 Astronomers are never lactose intolerant because they live in the Milky Way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 22, 2023 Report Share Posted September 22, 2023 My obese parrot died recently. Of course I'm sad, but it is a huge weight off my shoulders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 22, 2023 Report Share Posted September 22, 2023 10 hours ago, death tribble said: Astronomers are never lactose intolerant because they live in the Milky Way. Well, the local ones do. OTOH, there are creatures that only thrive in small pockets of atypical environmental conditions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 23, 2023 Report Share Posted September 23, 2023 She told me that she wanted to be treated like a princess. So I married her off to a stranger to strengthen my alliance with Poland. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 23, 2023 Report Share Posted September 23, 2023 And here I thought she was going to be married off to a frog in France. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 My know-it-all ex once told me that onions are the only food in the world that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut at her. 🥥 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 This joke doesn’t land for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 29, 2023 Report Share Posted September 29, 2023 After my ex died, I had a hard time sleeping alone in a room. I couldn't really do it for about ten years. But now my sentence is over, so.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 29, 2023 Report Share Posted September 29, 2023 A man goes to the doctor. He says he feels a constant, overwhelming need for approval. Says he wants everyone to love him, to find him funny, but still feels unfulfilled and empty. The doctor says "Treatment is simple. Just log in and look at Elon Musk. That idiot spent $44 billion to buy Twitter, and he gets frickin' radioed every single day. His posts are absolute nonsense, the most unfunny and dated crap you've seen. The guy posts like he thinks it's still 2014. Seeing how much he debases himself for approval while remaining the biggest loser online ought to cheer you up." The man says, "But doctor, I'm..." The doctor interrupts, "I know who you are." L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 29, 2023 Report Share Posted September 29, 2023 I’m wondering where the joke is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted September 29, 2023 Report Share Posted September 29, 2023 55 minutes ago, Bazza said: I’m wondering where the joke is. Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 29, 2023 Report Share Posted September 29, 2023 Why do people eat snails in France? Because the French don't like fast food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 29, 2023 Report Share Posted September 29, 2023 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-149Yehq1pQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 29, 2023 Report Share Posted September 29, 2023 On 9/16/2023 at 10:43 PM, Pariah said: What do you call a mathematician who's into BDSM? Hide contents A denominatrix. Brackets, Division, Sum, Multiplication? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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