slikmar Posted August 3, 2023 Report Share Posted August 3, 2023 There was a Twilight Zone episode called A Nice Place to Visit that was quite literally that. Great episode. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Nice_Place_to_Visit Hugh Neilson and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 3, 2023 Report Share Posted August 3, 2023 Just came to say that. Good episode, great performance from Pip. slikmar and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 5, 2023 Report Share Posted August 5, 2023 I never finish anything. I have a black belt in Partial Arts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 5, 2023 Report Share Posted August 5, 2023 That would be a white belt. Get it right. tkdguy would agree. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockham's Spoon Posted August 5, 2023 Report Share Posted August 5, 2023 Giving a movie villain a PhD works well regardless of your audience. People without a PhD: "Oh, they are showing that the villain is really smart. Makes sense." People with a PhD: "Ah, grad school and academia drove him to madness. Makes sense." Logan D. Hurricanes and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 5, 2023 Report Share Posted August 5, 2023 Give him a masters degree…that would make anyone a villain eventually… (As in repeatedly asking him why he didn’t get a PhD; it would drive him to madness and—pop—a supervillain.) BTW: Pariah has a masters degree in science… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Neilson Posted August 5, 2023 Report Share Posted August 5, 2023 22 minutes ago, Bazza said: Give him a masters degree…that would make anyone a villain eventually… (As in repeatedly asking him why he didn’t get a PhD; it would drive him to madness and—pop—a supervillain.) BTW: Pariah has a masters degree in science… Why didn't he get a PhD? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 5, 2023 Report Share Posted August 5, 2023 You would best ask the supervillain-in-training… (The answer would likely be because he doesn’t need a PhD to teach kids science.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 5, 2023 Report Share Posted August 5, 2023 No good. I've known too many PhD's. Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockham's Spoon Posted August 6, 2023 Report Share Posted August 6, 2023 Got a text from my girlfriend saying she was breaking up with me. I was so relieved when a few minutes later when she texted me again "sorry wrong number" Wait a minute... Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christougher Posted August 6, 2023 Report Share Posted August 6, 2023 On 8/4/2023 at 10:27 PM, Pariah said: I never finish anything. I have a black belt in Partial Arts. On 8/4/2023 at 10:50 PM, Bazza said: That would be a white belt. Get it right. tkdguy would agree. No, white is beginner, black is master. He's probably in the blue or green range somewhere in the middle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 8, 2023 Report Share Posted August 8, 2023 Q: Why do Stormtroopers use iPhones? A: Because they can't find the Androids they're looking for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 9, 2023 Report Share Posted August 9, 2023 Q: Why does Neil Diamond have the best Christmas music? A: Because he has sweet carol lines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pariah Posted August 11, 2023 Report Share Posted August 11, 2023 The Institute For Unfinished Research has concluded that six out of ten people wcw43921 and Ockham's Spoon 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 11, 2023 Report Share Posted August 11, 2023 You know what? I take that back. I have nothing at all against the horse you rode in on. Christougher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 11, 2023 Report Share Posted August 11, 2023 ESPN is reporting that the Cleveland Browns have accepted an invitation to join the Big Ten. Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slikmar Posted August 12, 2023 Report Share Posted August 12, 2023 Did the Big Ten reject them and recommend a lower conference with AA teams or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 13, 2023 Report Share Posted August 13, 2023 Yesterday I saw a sheep in a swimsuit driving an expensive car. It was a lamb bikini. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockham's Spoon Posted August 13, 2023 Report Share Posted August 13, 2023 Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter." Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars." One year when Esther and Morris went to the fair Morris said, "Esther, I'm 85 years old. This might be my last chance to ride that helicopter." Esther replied, "That helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars". The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take both of you for a ride. If you stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! If you say one word it's fifty dollars." Morris and Esther agreed. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers and daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, "By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!" Morris replied, "Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!" Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 13, 2023 Report Share Posted August 13, 2023 I want my fifty dollars back from reading that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockham's Spoon Posted August 13, 2023 Report Share Posted August 13, 2023 Falcons live 12-15 years. This means that every falcon alive today was born in the 21st century. They are all Millennial Falcons. slikmar, Logan D. Hurricanes, DentArthurDent and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 13, 2023 Report Share Posted August 13, 2023 I just read a book entitled "How to Survive Falling Down a Staircase". It's a step by step guide. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 14, 2023 Report Share Posted August 14, 2023 The most dangerous kind of canoes are volcanoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 14, 2023 Report Share Posted August 14, 2023 My kids keep laughing at me because I have occasional lapses in memory. They won't be laughing on Christmas morning when there are no eggs under the tree! Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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