SteveZilla Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Re: Jokes It's almost as if some of us have started to regress. That is a problem we should get to the root of. We can use an array of formulas against it. But we should be cautious least we compound the problem exponentially. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nexus Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 Re: Jokes Q: Why do blond girls have bruises in their belly buttons? A: Because blond boys aren't that smart either... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 Re: Jokes That is a problem we should get to the root of. We can use an array of formulas against it. But we should be cautious least we compound the problem exponentially. You see, this is a prime example of what happens when a joke gets carried too far. (I just hope my own contributions haven't been a factor.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyper-Man Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 Re: Jokes You see, this is a prime example of what happens when a joke gets carried too far. (I just hope my own contributions haven't been a factor.) No, but I think we are getting close to the lowest common denominator though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 16, 2008 Report Share Posted June 16, 2008 Re: Jokes Is it just me, or is this whole conversation starting to sound derivative? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 16, 2008 Report Share Posted June 16, 2008 Re: Jokes Just goes to show you that we are a bunch of squares with deep roots. Primed to derive exponential interest in dividing folks attention Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 16, 2008 Report Share Posted June 16, 2008 Re: Jokes There seems to be a common formula at work here, not that I have any proof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 16, 2008 Report Share Posted June 16, 2008 Re: Jokes We're on a slippery slope here, folks. What say we transform this conversation to another topic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 16, 2008 Report Share Posted June 16, 2008 Re: Jokes why? Are the jokes starting to get exponentially worse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 16, 2008 Report Share Posted June 16, 2008 Re: Jokes You'd probably get divergent opinions on that question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 16, 2008 Report Share Posted June 16, 2008 Re: Jokes Does anyone else think these jokes will be infinite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Re: Jokes Nah, since they're all imaginary, it doesn't matter. Unless you want to be irrational about it. (Of which I'd give even odds). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Re: Jokes They brought a man into an emergency room at a hospital. He'd lost his entire left side. He's al-right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Re: Jokes Did you know that one side of a Bald Eagle actually as more feathers than the other? Can you guess which side it is? Answer: The out-side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NestorDRod Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Re: Jokes OK, fine. You guys asked for it... Three men walked into a bar. The third one ducked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyper-Man Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Re: Jokes A large group of ducks gather in a circle. One duck stood up and walked around the circle patting every duck on the head chanting duck, duck, duck, GOOSE! The one that was patted on the head last started to cry. All the other ducks asked why? The tearful waterfowl replied, "It's true!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Re: Jokes Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Re: Jokes Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Re: Jokes Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first two monkeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Re: Jokes Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NestorDRod Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Re: Jokes Why did the elephant paint his toenails red, blue and green? To hide in a jelly-bean jar. Have you ever seen an elephant in a jelly-bean jar? Works, doesn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Re: Jokes How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Re: Jokes What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? "Here come the elephants over the hill." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Re: Jokes What did Tarzan say when he saw the grapes coming over the hill? "Here come the elephants over the hill." (He's colorblind.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Re: Jokes What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing dark sunglasses? Nothing. He didn't recognize them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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