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Re: Order of the Stick

 

To reference "On the Origin Of PC's"

 

Vaarsuvius:

"Bah! You are clearly only hiring me because I intimidated you intellectually, to the point where your masculine pride requires you to establish you dominance over my superior mind."

Roy:

"Maybe."

"Or maybe I'm hiring you because I require the creation of a managed spherical energy release with a thermal signature no less than 1850* Kelvin, which can be manifested at a specific X, Y, and Z coordinates from verbal cues. I require this precise temperature because it is the minimum level at which necrotized epidermis has been proven to combust... and I have reason to believe that my mission will require the incapacitation of multiple post-organic hostiles."

 

 

Pretty sure Roy's got a high INT. I can't see his dad pushing him towards Wizardry if he didn't have the chops.

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Re: Order of the Stick

 

To reference "On the Origin Of PC's"

 

Vaarsuvius:

"Bah! You are clearly only hiring me because I intimidated you intellectually, to the point where your masculine pride requires you to establish you dominance over my superior mind."

Roy:

"Maybe."

"Or maybe I'm hiring you because I require the creation of a managed spherical energy release with a thermal signature no less than 1850* Kelvin, which can be manifested at a specific X, Y, and Z coordinates from verbal cues. I require this precise temperature because it is the minimum level at which necrotized epidermis has been proven to combust... and I have reason to believe that my mission will require the incapacitation of multiple post-organic hostiles."

 

 

Pretty sure Roy's got a high INT. I can't see his dad pushing him towards Wizardry if he didn't have the chops.

Oh yeah, and well... the Mindflayer went for Roy and not Vars...which really insulted the elf.

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Re: Order of the Stick

 

Wow.

 

Epic metagaming.

 

Lucius Alexander

 

The palindromedary sadly recalls a time when "Metagaming" was the name of a company that made some really wonderful games.

 

Well, the Steve Jackson part, anyway. ^_^

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