Michael Hopcroft Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nothing but dirty plates. Q: What do they serve at the Supermodel Banquet? A: Kate Moss, Tyra Banks, Iman and Fabio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Kate Moss, Tyra Banks, Iman and Fabio. Q: THe total weight of the models is 350 lbs? Who is included? A: It looks like reign Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It looks like reign Q: Why didn't I want to watch Peter Chung's new movie about Julius Caesar? A: Tom Wopat, David Hasselhoff, Hugh Jackman and three large, heavily-spiked two-by-fours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why didn't I want to watch Peter Chung's new movie about Julius Caesar? A: Tom Wopat, David Hasselhoff, Hugh Jackman and three large, heavily-spiked two-by-fours. Q: Who were the stars of SatinKitty's sexual fantasy and what equipment did they have ? A: I was until about 20 minutes ago, yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I was until about 20 minutes ago, yeah Q: SO you used to be a man? A: Seeking to form good relations everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: SO you used to be a man? A: Seeking to form good relations everywhere. Q: What is the idea about napalming some places and getting Rob Schneider to run naked in others ? A: Go home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Go home Q:What's the first rule of winning at baseball. A: Babesball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Babesball. Q: What are they calling the new women's baseball league where the players wear bikinis? A: bouncy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What are they calling the new women's baseball league where the players wear bikinis? A: bouncy. Q) Describe your love life in one word. A) Artificial Negligence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallus Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What is the official code-name of NASA's Homer android? A) Five eunuchs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Five eunuchs Q: How many Harem guards does it take to equal 1 real man? A: I want to talk about a fornt page article. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How many Harem guards does it take to equal 1 real man? A: I want to talk about a fornt page article. Q: In his wildest nightmares what words does Perry White utter to editor Jimmy Olsen ? A: No, get dressed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: No, get dressed Q: Don't you want to have hot tribble sex? A: That last was just for laughs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Don't you want to have hot tribble sex? A: That last was just for laughs. Q: Why on earth did you order all of New York to be sterilized and then blow up half of Congress ? A: We're going down to the morgue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: We're going down to the morgue Q: Where are you going with 10 jars of Formaldahyde? A: They used to have eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: They used to have eyes. Q: Why are those Beholders blundering around like that and bumping into things? A: The Ultimate Sexaholic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Ultimate Sexaholic. Q: What is Steve's next project after Porn Hero? A: The Dhow holds 35 points Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Dhow holds 35 pointsQ. So, can you fit a lot of harpooners on this ship? A. I went away, but now I'm back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A. I went away, but now I'm back. Q: WHere did you come from? A: Time to switch to Plan B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Time to switch to Plan B.Q. I've got a vision for this great nation of ours- a grand plan that can only be realized by a caring, compassionate leader who truly wants what is best for not only the citizens of this country, but for humankind everywhere. A. It's the phrase out of phase to praise what's worthwhile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A. It's the phrase out of phase to praise what's worthwhile. Q: Why on earth would you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle and the brew that is true in the chalice from the Palace? A: Some random guy whose IQ is 10% of what he thinks it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Some random guy whose IQ is 10% of what he thinks it is. Q: Who do you work for again? A: All my money is in short-term government instruments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: All my money is in short-term government instruments. Q: You donated your fortune to the U.S. Dept. of Bands? A: There is a great article online Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: There is a great article online Q: Where did Condoleeza Rice learn everything she knows about peacemaking? A: The mounted head of a moose that has been dead for one hundred and seventy-two years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: The mounted head of a moose that has been dead for one hundred and seventy-two years. Q: How would you describe your least favorite singer's stage presense. A: That's not a moose, it's a helicopter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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