Tim Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: My morals and ethics are kept in a showbox at the back of the top shelf in the hall closet. Q: How were you able to work for the CIA? A: 20 pounds of doggie treats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How were you able to work for the CIA? A: 20 pounds of doggie treats. Q: Okay, I get the pet werewolf, but what do you feed it to keep it under control? A: The calculator went rogue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The calculator went rogue. Q: What made you try to bring a 750-point character into my game? A: Too much tequila, or not enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Too much tequila' date=' or not enough.[/quote'] Q: How do you explain Paris Hilton / Lindsay Lohan / Britney Spears? A: The top six presidential candidates in an electrified steel cage death match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The top six presidential candidates in an electrified steel cage death match. Q: As the Writers' strike goes on, we're losing audience! Anything you can think of that might get them back, without needing any writing? A: Actually, you'd do better if you raffled off who got to do the shooting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, what were the final results of the Cheney Experiment? A: I never said you were supposed to drink it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, what were the final results of the Cheney Experiment? A: I never said you were supposed to drink it. Q: You bought me clear, sugarless, diet, caffeine free soft drink? A: Days of whimpering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You bought me clear' date=' sugarless, diet, caffeine free soft drink?[/quote'] Hush and enjoy your glass of water. A: Days of whimpering. Q: What is the one sure thing to come out of the 2008 US presidential elections? A: Rush Limbaugh and Michael Moore dancing down the street hand-in-hand wearing pink sundresses and singing "I'm So Pretty." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Rush Limbaugh and Michael Moore dancing down the street hand-in-hand wearing pink sundresses and singing "I'm So Pretty." Q: What is the one sight that will stop Godizilla in his tracks? A: It went plop, plop, boom, boom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, when the aliens stopped through and asked for toilet paper, what was that about, anyway? A: I keep the shotgun shells in the fridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I keep the shotgun shells in the fridge. Q: Man, somebody stole my ice cream again! How can I stop this? A: You're upside down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: You're upside down. Q: What would everyone say to a real Bat-Man? A: And live in a cave full of guano. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What would everyone say to a real Bat-Man? A: And live in a cave full of guano. Q: This is Michael Moore, on the air... A: That is not a non-sequitur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That is not a non-sequitur. Q: And after putting roller skates on the giraffe, you fill the bathtub with brightly-colored bicycles...? A: There's no such thing as too much ammunition! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: There's no such thing as too much ammunition! Q: What is the Punisher's motto? A: Catwoman was here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the Punisher's motto? A: Catwoman was here. Q: Why is the A&E filled with guys with dislocated jaws? A: Santana was here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is the stage littered with unconscious roadies? A: Some knees were broken, but I promise it was before breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Some knees were broken' date=' but I promise it was before breakfast.[/quote'] Q: Why was there such an influx of patients in the ER this morniong? A: Shiny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 18, 2008 Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Shiny! Q: How do you want your two thousand gold pieces? A: Now with 75% less Grouchiness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 18, 2008 Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you want your two thousand gold pieces? A: Now with 75% less Grouchiness. Q: What happened to Oscar when the censors got done with Sesame Street? A: Die the death of the atomic wedgie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 18, 2008 Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What happened to Oscar when the censors got done with Sesame Street? A: Die the death of the atomic wedgie! Q: So, what are the potential negative side effects of wearing Plutonium briefs? A: Rice Chex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 18, 2008 Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Rice Chex. Q: So now politicians are getting their faces on cereal boxes too? What's this one with the US Secretary of State on it? A: Banana Hammer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted January 18, 2008 Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So I was going to do Bananas in Pajamas HERO... any thoughts on a good schtick? A: No, not even CDs you own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 18, 2008 Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So I was going to do Bananas in Pajamas HERO... any thoughts on a good schtick? A: No, not even CDs you own. Q: Can I has CDs on toast?[/lolcat] A: My germs are having a party in your nervous system. You don't want to come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted January 18, 2008 Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Dr. Infection! ... what the hell are you doing at my birthday party? A: Not with a cell phone, the internet and unlimited minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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