Pegasus Posted October 3, 2003 Report Share Posted October 3, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 A) Hiphop ofcourse. Q: What does your one-legged bard character specialise in? (Insert groan here.) A: There's a nosering in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted October 3, 2003 Report Share Posted October 3, 2003 Originally posted by Crisis Q: What does your one-legged bard character specialise in? (Insert groan here.) A: There's a nosering in my soup. Q: Yes the cook does have the flu, why? A: 8000 pounds of useless crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader108 Posted October 3, 2003 Report Share Posted October 3, 2003 A: 8000 pounds of useless crap. Q: Describe the Democratic National Convention in 10 words or less. A: The most hated being on the planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"V" Posted October 3, 2003 Report Share Posted October 3, 2003 Q: Who is this "Melvin" guy anyway? A: A bucket full of steroids and a copy of "Men are from Mars..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted October 3, 2003 Report Share Posted October 3, 2003 Originally posted by "V" Q: Who is this "Melvin" guy anyway? A: A bucket full of steroids and a copy of "Men are from Mars..." Q: What does Arnie Schwarzenegger take to the bathroom wtih him when he prepares for a press conference? A: Cereal is for me, you ninny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 3, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil A: Cereal is for me, you ninny! Q: What idiot bought this dumb ol' box of Corn Flakes? A: A white ninja with a nailgun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 3, 2003 Report Share Posted October 3, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: What idiot bought this dumb ol' box of Corn Flakes? A: A white ninja with a nailgun Q: What will Tim Allen be playing in the next Ang Lee movie? A: Like Streisand with a breathright strip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 3, 2003 Report Share Posted October 3, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: What will Tim Allen be playing in the next Ang Lee movie? A: Like Streisand with a breathright strip Q: Streisand can sin? What does it sound like? A: 2 months in the navy and 3 months hot bunking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormhole Posted October 4, 2003 Report Share Posted October 4, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: Streisand can sin? What does it sound like? A: 2 months in the navy and 3 months hot bunking. Q: Dude, where have you been all this time? A: Because John would have wanted it that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 4, 2003 Report Share Posted October 4, 2003 Originally posted by Wormhole Q: Dude, where have you been all this time? A: Because John would have wanted it that way. Q: Why are we all walking like we have jock itch and talking in manly drawls? A: Nobody tosses a dwarf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted October 4, 2003 Report Share Posted October 4, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: Why are we all walking like we have jock itch and talking in manly drawls? A: Nobody tosses a dwarf. Q: What's the strangest DND house rule ever? A: Ha! Ha! Run, run, fast as you can. You'll not catch me, I'm the gingerbread man... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 4, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2003 Originally posted by Marcus Impudite A: Ha! Ha! Run, run, fast as you can. You'll not catch me, I'm the gingerbread man... Q: What was Marcus saying that makes you think he's gone completely off his nut? A: Trouble sleeps on my desk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 4, 2003 Report Share Posted October 4, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: What was Marcus saying that makes you think he's gone completely off his nut? A: Trouble sleeps on my desk. Q: How does Steve Long describe the latest as yet unpublished product for Champions? A: AOL was forced to admit it's products suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted October 4, 2003 Report Share Posted October 4, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: How does Steve Long describe the latest as yet unpublished product for Champions? A: AOL was forced to admit it's products suck. Q: So what was so great about your dream last night? A: A claw hammer just doesn't seem like the right tool for the job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted October 4, 2003 Report Share Posted October 4, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos A: A claw hammer just doesn't seem like the right tool for the job. Q: Why not use a claw hammer? A: He just kept running around screaming "MY EYES, MY EYES!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted October 4, 2003 Report Share Posted October 4, 2003 Originally posted by Spectrum Q: Why not use a claw hammer? A: He just kept running around screaming "MY EYES, MY EYES!" Q: So after you used that claw hammer what happened? A: A dozen nails and a large rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormhole Posted October 4, 2003 Report Share Posted October 4, 2003 Originally posted by Spectrum Q: Why not use a claw hammer? A: He just kept running around screaming "MY EYES, MY EYES!" Q: What's with Klytus? I thought he was in the theatre watching 'Gilgi'. A: It's like forcing your way into someone's car, accosting them, and then taking the wheel...only not such a simple task. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted October 5, 2003 Report Share Posted October 5, 2003 Originally posted by Wormhole Q: What's with Klytus? I thought he was in the theatre watching 'Gilgi'. A: It's like forcing your way into someone's car, accosting them, and then taking the wheel...only not such a simple task. First lemming's A after doing the same Q: A: A dozen nails and a large rock. Q: Somebody told me your mace sucks. What's it made of? To Wormhole's A: It's like forcing your way into someone's car, accosting them, and then taking the wheel...only not such a simple task. Q: What was it like forcing your way into Grond's car, accosting him, and then taking the wheel? ================= A: If I had a multipower, I could do that, but only if you'd let me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 5, 2003 Report Share Posted October 5, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil ================= A: If I had a multipower, I could do that, but only if you'd let me. Q:Could you reach that book on the top shelf? A: A package of instant water. All you have to do is add water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted October 5, 2003 Report Share Posted October 5, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: A package of instant water. All you have to do is add water. Q: What was the only thing that the Polish explorer took with him to the desert? A: Jerry Springer, a gerbil, and a 200 lb. block of butter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 5, 2003 Report Share Posted October 5, 2003 Originally posted by aylwin13 Q: What was the only thing that the Polish explorer took with him to the desert? A: Jerry Springer, a gerbil, and a 200 lb. block of butter. Q) What's the one wet-dream Richard Gere never talks about? A) Perhaps I shouln't have pimp slapped that new guy, Banner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 6, 2003 Report Share Posted October 6, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 Q) What's the one wet-dream Richard Gere never talks about? A) Perhaps I shouln't have pimp slapped that new guy, Banner. Q: What did the latest victim of the Hulk say when he reganding conciousness? A: Always the right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 6, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: Always the right. Q: If Rush Limbaugh comes to a fork in the road, which way does he go? A: A naked portrait of Elvira Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 6, 2003 Report Share Posted October 6, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: If Rush Limbaugh comes to a fork in the road, which way does he go? A: A naked portrait of Elvira Q: I'm sorry, the circler patterns on that painting are hypnotic and I can't pull away... just what IS That? A: Col Mustard, in the game room, with a four sider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted October 6, 2003 Report Share Posted October 6, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: I'm sorry, the circler patterns on that painting are hypnotic and I can't pull away... just what IS That? A: Col Mustard, in the game room, with a four sider Q: I heard somebody in one of these pick-up games at the con open-ended in Deadlands to achieve a result of 72, what the heck was that about? A: Every morning I wake up with this stupid heaf of an Australian fox-bat next to me in bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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