Pariah Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 2 hours ago, Cancer said: A: Not your head. Q: What should I use to break open this coconut? A: It's adorable that you think you still have a soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 5 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: What should I use to break open this coconut? A: It's adorable that you think you still have a soul. Q: Mr. Angel, what do you say is your best feature? A: Tomorrow we will have our Legends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 10, 2019 Report Share Posted October 10, 2019 3 hours ago, Asperion said: A: Tomorrow we will have our Legends. Q: What do you mean, you like movies with both Tim Curry and Tom Cruise? A: Booty call!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 10, 2019 Report Share Posted October 10, 2019 11 hours ago, Cancer said: A: Booty call!! Q: She doesn't really want to talk to you about footwear, does she? A: Who said things were going to get better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 10, 2019 Report Share Posted October 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Pariah said: A: Who said things were going to get better? Q: Thing are getting a lot worse under (leader of your choice here), aren't they? A: The Abbey will stand forever, unfortunately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 14, 2019 Report Share Posted October 14, 2019 On 10/10/2019 at 9:14 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: The Abbey will stand forever, unfortunately. Q: Six series wasn't enough, now there's a movie, too? Shut it down already. A: Fill in the blanks, genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 14, 2019 Report Share Posted October 14, 2019 43 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: Fill in the blanks, genius. Q: And how do you play Mad Libs again? A: That's the most obscure crossword puzzle I've ever seen in my life. I wonder if it's even meant to be solved! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 17, 2019 Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 On 10/14/2019 at 4:56 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: And how do you play Mad Libs again? A: That's the most obscure crossword puzzle I've ever seen in my life. I wonder if it's even meant to be solved! Q: What is the meaning of this? Is there anyone who can speak Sumarian? A: Your supply will be unlimited* *until they run out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 17, 2019 Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 On 10/14/2019 at 6:56 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: And how do you play Mad Libs again? A: That's the most obscure crossword puzzle I've ever seen in my life. I wonder if it's even meant to be solved! 4 hours ago, Asperion said: Q: What is the meaning of this? Is there anyone who can speak Sumarian? A: Your supply will be unlimited* *until they run out. Q: I love this crossword puzzle, can I get more like it? A: That depends. How well do you speak Sumerian? Lucius Alexander The palindromedary doesn't think we're supposed to be this coherent.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 17, 2019 Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 2 hours ago, Lucius said: A: That depends. How well do you speak Sumerian? Q: They're picking up rocks! Can we keep them from stoning us to death? A: But I would not feel so all alone -- everybody must get stoned! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 19, 2019 Report Share Posted October 19, 2019 On October 17, 2019 at 2:15 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: But I would not feel so all alone -- everybody must get stoned! Q: What do you mean you won't let me in until I fail a Breathalyzer test? You let all those barfing drunk slobs in! A: Certain things cannot be delivered by drone, like fissile metal, boat anchors, and twelve-year-old girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 19, 2019 Report Share Posted October 19, 2019 22 minutes ago, Cancer said: A: Certain things cannot be delivered by drone, like fissile metal, boat anchors, and twelve-year-old girls. Q: Amazon Customer Service is even creepier than usual today. Any good reasons? A: There is only one thing Google doesn't know about me, and it would be difficult were it to be discovered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 19, 2019 Report Share Posted October 19, 2019 6 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: There is only one thing Google doesn't know about me, and it would be difficult were it to be discovered. Q: So how, or better yet, why, have you managed to keep your wife from learning about the existence of Google? A: Neither have they Lucius Alexander Did the palindromedary eat my tagline? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 21, 2019 Report Share Posted October 21, 2019 On October 19, 2019 at 1:55 AM, Lucius said: A: Neither have they. Q: We haven't got a general solution for a seventh-degree polynomial, do we? A: It's called a "septic equation". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 21, 2019 Report Share Posted October 21, 2019 9 hours ago, Cancer said: A: It's called a "septic equation". Q: Is there a way to calculate the differential flow rate of raw sewage through a pipe of fixed diameter? A: That's the worst idea I've ever heard. We should do it immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 21, 2019 Report Share Posted October 21, 2019 4 hours ago, Pariah said: A: That's the worst idea I've ever heard. We should do it immediately. Q: Don't we need to build a border wall that wouldn't keep out out a determined gopher? A: Maybe relying on Yahoo groups for your entire promotional platform didn't turn out as you planned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 9 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Maybe relying on Yahoo groups for your entire promotional platform didn't turn out as you planned. Q: 163,000 unsubscriptions in 48 hours?!? What did we do?!? A: That's not a lab class; that's a hazing ritual! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 9 hours ago, Cancer said: A: That's not a lab class; that's a hazing ritual! Q: Describe CHEM 3000 (Analytical Chemistry) in ten words.or less. A: Quantums and gravity and bosons and stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 23, 2019 Report Share Posted October 23, 2019 11 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Quantums and gravity and bosons and stuff. Q: What are you getting all wibbly-wobbly timey-whimey about? A: And now I am dealing with the Platonic ideal of the great and total fool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 23, 2019 Report Share Posted October 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: What are you getting all wibbly-wobbly timey-whimey about? A: And now I am dealing with the Platonic ideal of the great and total fool. Q: Can anyone describe Deadpool in a manner that will make him look sane? A: Care of your Pit Fiend in two words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 23, 2019 Report Share Posted October 23, 2019 19 hours ago, Asperion said: A: Care of your Pit Fiend in two words. Q: Feed It? A: No, you can't date battleships. That never ends well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 1, 2019 Report Share Posted November 1, 2019 On 10/23/2019 at 4:34 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Feed It? A: No, you can't date battleships. That never ends well. Q: I would like everyone to meet my date, the USS Milwaukee. What does everyone mean that there could be some problem with this? A: Do that and you will literally be fanning the flames. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 1, 2019 Report Share Posted November 1, 2019 8 hours ago, Asperion said: A: Do that and you will literally be fanning the flames. Q: I know what we need to stop these wildfires: hurricane-force winds! A: Finger on the trigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 1, 2019 Report Share Posted November 1, 2019 57 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: Finger on the trigger. Q: I know you think you're following the instructions, but are you sure you're pointing your piston in the right direction? A: Nothing human could have done this, so I blame social media, like I blame it for everything else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 1, 2019 Report Share Posted November 1, 2019 6 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: I know you think you're following the instructions, but are you sure you're pointing your piston in the right direction? A: Nothing human could have done this, so I blame social media, like I blame it for everything else. Q: There is a Mr. Bezos at the door. What should I say to him? A: That is one interesting chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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