Michael Hopcroft Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 On 11/1/2019 at 1:15 PM, Asperion said: A: That is one interesting chicken. Q: And that's how I've been getting these platinum eggs. So what do you think? A: This one has neither red nor blue wires. In fact, it has no wires at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 8 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: This one has neither red nor blue wires. In fact, it has no wires at all. Q: So how do you disarm a bomb fabricated into a printed circuit board? A: She was last seen a little before page 800. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 55 minutes ago, Cancer said: A: She was last seen a little before page 800. Q: Anybody knew where the King of Elf-Land's Daughter went off to? A: Of course I want you to be here at the climax. That's rather the point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 6, 2019 Report Share Posted November 6, 2019 On 11/2/2019 at 9:32 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Anybody knew where the King of Elf-Land's Daughter went off to? A: Of course I want you to be here at the climax. That's rather the point. Q: Now that we are about to encounter the big-bad, are you seriously wanting to use the the restroom? A: These credits are no good here. You will need to make the approved exchange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 On November 5, 2019 at 8:18 PM, Asperion said: A: These credits are no good here. You will need to make the approved exchange. Q: Why do I have go to the Cardassian deli and buy 39 shlubzillion quatloos worth of head cheese for you? A: The next requirement is three quarters of a cubic kilometer of stale cheesecorn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 10, 2019 Report Share Posted November 10, 2019 On 11/7/2019 at 8:15 PM, Cancer said: A: The next requirement is three quarters of a cubic kilometer of stale cheesecorn. Q: Say, do you think Professor Quatloo, inventor of the new Time Machine the government is paying a fortune for, is off his meds today? A: I'm an Inventor. I solve problems for idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 10, 2019 Report Share Posted November 10, 2019 5 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I'm an Inventor. I solve problems for idiots. Q: If Gromit could talk, what do you suppose he would say? A: Actually, there's quite a bit wrong with Wensleydale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 10, 2019 Report Share Posted November 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: Actually, there's quite a bit wrong with Wensleydale. Q: Why does this tow have the overwhelming smell of smoked kippers and a surprising absence of electricity? A: I am the Whistler, and I know many things -- for I walk by night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 On November 10, 2019 at 7:42 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I am the Whistler, and I know many things -- for I walk by night. Q: Do you know the idiot who wakes everyone up at 3:15 every morning walking through the neighborhood whistling "Bridge Over the River Kwai"? A: It's all posturing and solicitation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Cancer said: Q: Do you know the idiot who wakes everyone up at 3:15 every morning walking through the neighborhood whistling "Bridge Over the River Kwai"? A: It's all posturing and solicitation. Q: What made you the most desirable being in the galaxy? A: This is one strange bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 On 11/12/2019 at 7:49 PM, Asperion said: A: This is one strange bird. Q: How that this thing run around on its hind legs, wave it's four useless wings all the time, and cry "SNORK SNORK!" everywhere it goes? A: Now bring us a piggy pudding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 19, 2019 Report Share Posted November 19, 2019 On 11/16/2019 at 11:29 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: How that this thing run around on its hind legs, wave it's four useless wings all the time, and cry "SNORK SNORK!" everywhere it goes? A: Now bring us a piggy pudding. Q: What is going on with my pudding? I could have sworn that every time I attempted to eat it I heard an oink. A: When they said they were headhunters I had no idea what they were meaning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 19, 2019 Report Share Posted November 19, 2019 14 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: When they said they were headhunters I had no idea what they were meaning. Q: Those little guys you were talking to this morning ... do you think they're responsible for all the decapitations in the neighborhood? A: Apes don't have tails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 4 hours ago, Cancer said: A: Apes don't have tails. Q: Chimpanzees in tuxedos, apes in sports jackets. How am I supposed to remember that? A: There's nothing preposterous about a well-dressed rhinoceros. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 11 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: There's nothing preposterous about a well-dressed rhinoceros. Q; How do I know this whacked out Canadian politician in a seersucker suit can be trusted? A: You'll work harder with a gun in your back for a bowl of rice a day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 23 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q; How do I know this whacked out Canadian politician in a seersucker suit can be trusted? A: You'll work harder with a gun in your back for a bowl of rice a day! Q: What do you possibility expect from me? This moon does not just form itself. A: The cat was our mystery man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 On 11/20/2019 at 7:24 PM, Asperion said: A: The cat was our mystery man. Q: You mean Rover the Dog isn't the super-vigilante after all? A: Unfortunately, the letter form the King consists of only two words: "Piss Off". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Unfortunately, the letter form the King consists of only two words: "Piss Off". Q: Is there any chance we could get the President King to agree to step down for the good of the country? A: No known form of life, anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Pariah said: Q: Is there any chance we could get the President King to agree to step down for the good of the country? A: No known form of life, anyway. Q: What is this lifeform? We have Vulcans, Gauld, Rhemians, but these do not match anything that we have discovered. A: That is a battle for the ants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Asperion said: A: That is a battle for the ants. Q: What are these uncls fighting over now? A: Conquering the world isn't worth it if you can't enjoy a good meal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Asperion said: A: That is a battle for the ants. Q: Who will stop my feuding uncles from ruining another Thanksgiving? A: All that is under the moon is under the moon. Lucius Alexander Did the palindromedary eat my tagline? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 19 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Conquering the world isn't worth it if you can't enjoy a good meal! Q: All this battle, all this carnage, all this sacrifice, and there's not a single porterhouse as a reward? 14 minutes ago, Lucius said: A: All that is under the moon is under the moon. Q: You're a member of the Astronomical Tautology Society, are you? A: You can ride the Spice Train. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: You can ride the Spice Train. Q: Hi, I'm Ginger! How do I get to Flavortown? A: With a large grain of salt and at least half an Elf. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary takes the Herb Ferry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 11 hours ago, Lucius said: A: With a large grain of salt and at least half an Elf. Q: How does Godzilla like the North Pole? A: Do not trust the Pilgrims! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 16 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Do not trust the Pilgrims! Q: Why are there so many armed guards around the Holy City? A: You can't trust the llamas either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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