Cancer Posted September 8, 2019 Report Share Posted September 8, 2019 On September 5, 2019 at 3:37 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: When it comes to life-destroying curses, this was at best unexpected. Q: For the rest of your mortal existance... everything that passes your lips will taste like cream of rutabaga soup. A: Designated cat box cleaner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 10, 2019 Report Share Posted September 10, 2019 On 9/8/2019 at 5:19 PM, Cancer said: Q: For the rest of your mortal existance... everything that passes your lips will taste like cream of rutabaga soup. A: Designated cat box cleaner. Q: Of all the job assignments, what is the best position that one can perform? A: When death is only the start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 11, 2019 Report Share Posted September 11, 2019 On 9/9/2019 at 7:07 PM, Asperion said: A: When death is only the start. Q: What's the worst thing about being a lackey for a necromancer? A: If I knew that, I would also understand quantum mechanics. And that never ends well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 11, 2019 Report Share Posted September 11, 2019 26 minutes ago, Cancer said: A: If I knew that, I would also understand quantum mechanics. And that never ends well. Q: Hey, can you explain why Bohr's model of the atom isn't widely accepted any more? A: Baby quark doot-doo-doo-doot-doo-doo.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 11, 2019 Report Share Posted September 11, 2019 8 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: Baby quark doot-doo-doo-doot-doo-doo.... Q: What is the least popular lullaby on the Ferengi homeworld? A: I'm afraid you just drank the changeling. He's not gonna like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 On 9/11/2019 at 2:42 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: What is the least popular lullaby on the Ferengi homeworld? A: I'm afraid you just drank the changeling. He's not gonna like that. Q: Why is Odo so mad at Major Kira? A: That is quite a Story of Farce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 13, 2019 Report Share Posted September 13, 2019 5 hours ago, Asperion said: A: That is quite a Story of Farce. Q: Here you go, Chief. Think the readers of the Daily Planet will be finding this story amusing? A: I hear the Daily Planet has an opening for a music critic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 19, 2019 Report Share Posted September 19, 2019 On 9/12/2019 at 10:21 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Here you go, Chief. Think the readers of the Daily Planet will be finding this story amusing? A: I hear the Daily Planet has an opening for a music critic. Q: So Chief White, what do you think of Johnny Dune reporting? A: That was the Fan of Time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted September 19, 2019 Report Share Posted September 19, 2019 48 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: That was the Fan of Time. Q: Don't they understand that there's no future in time travel? A: Invisibility? I'll believe it when I see it. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary says there's no job security in a security job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 Q: Hey Lucius, check out this invisible tuxedo I made for you! A: I stood there drinking milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 5 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: I stood there drinking milk. Q: Man, you got hurt really bad by that bull. How did you start it? A: Cybernetic Enhancement. It does a body good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 3 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Cybernetic Enhancement. It does a body good. Q: Check out those implants on Seven of Nine! A: They're real...and they're spectacular. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 On 9/21/2019 at 8:19 AM, Pariah said: Q: Check out those implants on Seven of Nine! A: They're real...and they're spectacular. Q: What do you think of my new invention - the Inverness Drive. A: That is the family that zombies together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 53 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: That is the family that zombies together. Q: Say, I may be a lowly Amazon delivery driver, but even I've notice we've been sending a lot of disembodied human brains to 771 W. Romero Drive lately. What gives? A: So people weren't satisfied until everybody is armed all the time. Look what that's got us so far! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 25, 2019 Report Share Posted September 25, 2019 On September 23, 2019 at 8:31 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: So people weren't satisfied until everybody is armed all the time. Look what that's got us so far! Q: Do you know how silly you look with those powder burns all over your thighs? mDid manage to shoot something off? A: When I said he shot his mouth off, I didn't mean it literally! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 25, 2019 Report Share Posted September 25, 2019 10 hours ago, Cancer said: A: When I said he shot his mouth off, I didn't mean it literally! Q: I know you appreciate your husband being quieter, but how will he eat now? A: I knew this was the wrong day to quit eating Ho-Hos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 On 9/25/2019 at 8:51 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: I know you appreciate your husband being quieter, but how will he eat now? A: I knew this was the wrong day to quit eating Ho-Hos. Q: Have you heard about the massive strike at Hostess? A: This product is 100% Death approved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 45 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: This product is 100% Death approved. Q; Why do the all-natural ingredients in this granola include hemlock seeds? A: No cat has two tails. All cats have one more tail than no cat. Therefore, all cats have three tails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 8 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A:: No cat has two tails. All cats have one more tail than no cat. Therefore, all cats have three tails. Q: So what got you the zero on your formal logic quiz? A: I couldn't see it, so it must have been invisible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 21 minutes ago, Cancer said: A: I couldn't see it, so it must have been invisible. Q: You realize of course you just failed a Perception roll? A: Dude, I'm right here! The guy in makeup with the gun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 3, 2019 Report Share Posted October 3, 2019 On 9/30/2019 at 8:43 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: You realize of course you just failed a Perception roll? A: Dude, I'm right here! The guy in makeup with the gun! Q: Can anyone find any Joker around? I have explored the entire area and found none. A: When dealing with the ultimate limit, take your foot off the brake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 3, 2019 Report Share Posted October 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Asperion said: A: When dealing with the ultimate limit, take your foot off the brake. Q: Speed limit? Drive as fast as you want! This is Montana! A: When you're smiling, the whole world wants to know what the hell you're up to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 On 10/2/2019 at 10:08 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Speed limit? Drive as fast as you want! This is Montana! A: When you're smiling, the whole world wants to know what the hell you're up to. Q: Thanos just got a smile. What is Death up to now? A: That is one strange wardrobe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 14 hours ago, Asperion said: A: That is one strange wardrobe. Q: What are this lion and this witch doing here? I just wanted my jacket! A: I don't care if you are a Sasquatch -- you still need a shave! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 31 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I don't care if you are a Sasquatch -- you still need a shave! Q: What do you mean, I shouldn't wear nylons? A: Not your head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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