Michael Hopcroft Posted August 26, 2019 Report Share Posted August 26, 2019 1 hour ago, tkdguy said: A: I threw a rock at it. Q: How did you make the Giant Radioactive Lizard so angry at New York? A: Sorry, wrong Godzilla. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 26, 2019 Report Share Posted August 26, 2019 7 hours ago, tkdguy said: A: I threw a rock at it. Q: Why is that stone golem chasing you? A: Numbers. It's all about the numbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 On 8/25/2019 at 7:54 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: How did you make the Giant Radioactive Lizard so angry at New York? A: Sorry, wrong Godzilla. On 8/26/2019 at 2:34 AM, Pariah said: Q: Why is that stone golem chasing you? Q: What are you doing questioning me for and where is your acid spray? On 8/26/2019 at 2:34 AM, Pariah said: A: Numbers. It's all about the numbers. Q: Why has everyone suddenly started talking in all numbers? A: The Earth is playing Hide & Serk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 On 8/27/2019 at 11:42 AM, Asperion said: A: The Earth is playing Hide & Serk. Q: Why are all these CGI people running around? A: He's got the whole world in his hands, but I'd really wish he'd let go because he's dong terrible things to our orbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: He's got the whole world in his hands, but I'd really wish he'd let go because he's dong terrible things to our orbit. Q: Galactus can just sod off, as far as I'm concerned. A: Actually, I'd rather have the Skrulls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 30, 2019 Report Share Posted August 30, 2019 7 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Actually, I'd rather have the Skrulls. Q: You're gonna be fighting an army of green invaders of your choice. If you ask me, the easiest ones are the Giant Quivering Snot Mounds from Gagsnuff c. A: I said dessicant, not vesicant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 On 8/29/2019 at 5:30 PM, Cancer said: A: I said dessicant, not vesicant. Q: Why is the floor of the apartment covered with bubbles and still wet when I got something to dry out my apartment post-hurricane? A: It's a videogame controller, a steering system for your car, a way to discipline your children and pets, and a weapon of mass destruction! And it's on sale for Labor Day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 26 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: It's a videogame controller, a steering system for your car, a way to discipline your children and pets, and a weapon of mass destruction! And it's on sale for Labor Day! Q: Apple is releasing another new iPhone? A: First down and 26.2 miles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 10 hours ago, Pariah said: A: First down and 26.2 miles. Q; Think the NFLPA will agree to these rule changes? A: You're the one who wanted to be paid what you're worth to this company, so here's ten bucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 6 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q; Think the NFLPA will agree to these rule changes? A: You're the one who wanted to be paid what you're worth to this company, so here's ten bucks. Q: Why are all the Walmart stores now deserted - on Labor Day? A: My blast can penetrate anything except ordinary paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Asperion said: A: My blast can penetrate anything except ordinary paper. Q: What do you mean you're helpless against bureaucrats and teachers who give old-style exams? A: You knew you weren't going to master mixed martial arts just by taking in podcasts and on-line multiple choice exams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 2, 2019 Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 3 hours ago, Cancer said: A: You knew you weren't going to master mixed martial arts just by taking in podcasts and on-line multiple choice exams. Q: Thank you for visiting me in the ICU. Any thoughts? A: I just found a torn white shirt, an empty blue suit, and a pair of eyeglasses on the sidewalk here. I wonder what that means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 2, 2019 Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I just found a torn white shirt, an empty blue suit, and a pair of eyeglasses on the sidewalk here. I wonder what that means. Q: DID YOU SEE THE WEREWOLF? It looked like it came from near here! A: Sometimes an expended weapon of mass destruction is just an expended weapon of mass destruction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 2, 2019 Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Cancer said: A: Sometimes an expended weapon of mass destruction is just an expended weapon of mass destruction. Q: Why am I dreaming about Son Goku all the time? He's not THAT hot, is he? A: It's a Weapon of Mess Destruction! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 2, 2019 Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 10 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: It's a Weapon of Mess Destruction! A: Look, up in the sky! Is that...Mega-Maid?! Q: We ran out of jugs, so now we're using jars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 2, 2019 Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 20 minutes ago, Pariah said: Q: We ran out of jugs, so now we're using jars. Q: You want to use all my canning supplies to package your moonshine whiskey? A: You blew it up! Thank you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted September 2, 2019 Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 42 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: You want to use all my canning supplies to package your moonshine whiskey? A: You blew it up! Thank you! Q: How do you like your balloon? A: Because I care Lucius Alexander Does the palindromedary care? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 3, 2019 Report Share Posted September 3, 2019 On 9/2/2019 at 11:11 AM, Lucius said: Q: How do you like your balloon? A: Because I care Lucius Alexander Does the palindromedary care? Q: What was the last thing that the Silver Surfer heard as Galaticus sent him off to discover new worlds? A: That is so new that we were talking about it 3000 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 3, 2019 Report Share Posted September 3, 2019 19 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: That is so new that we were talking about it 3000 years ago. Q: Whaddya think? I just invented this incredible new beverage -- I think I'll call it "beer"! A: It must go on the Pyramid SOMEWHERE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 3, 2019 Report Share Posted September 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: It must go on the Pyramid SOMEWHERE! Q: I'm not really sure how you're going to work self-loathing into a successful multi-level marketing scheme. A: Believe me, there's nobody less qualified. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 3, 2019 Report Share Posted September 3, 2019 6 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: Believe me, there's nobody less qualified. Q: How's my re-election campaign going? A: Turn south on Westlake Ave, then left when you get to Wright Expressway, and take Exit 318 for Nine Mile Falls. Don't look down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 On 9/3/2019 at 2:45 PM, Cancer said: A: Turn south on Westlake Ave, then left when you get to Wright Expressway, and take Exit 318 for Nine Mile Falls. Don't look down. Q: How do I get to Chicago from here? And how do you like my new Flubber tires, by the way? A: He has forgotten so much more than you will ever know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: He has forgotten so much more than you will ever know! Q: How do I feel about my father, now that I'm trying to be a dad myself? A: If you prick us, we do not bleed. We keep going on. Because someone has to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 16 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: How do I feel about my father, now that I'm trying to be a dad myself? A: If you prick us, we do not bleed. We keep going on. Because someone has to. Q: Why did people choose the Adipose to be their ultimate assassin? A: This Time Lord is proving to be less than ideal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Asperion said: A: This Time Lord is proving to be less than ideal. Q: Missy is going to be an excellent pawn for our -- wait, what is she doing? A: When it comes to life-destroying curses, this was at best unexpected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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