Michael Hopcroft Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 53 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: I revel in my illogic. Q: So, Mr Kelley, what did you really think about playing Doctor McCoy? A: Virgin Queen my ***! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Virgin Queen my ***! Q: Are you sure that word means what you think it means? A: I'm pretty sure it opens to the right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 23 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: Are you sure that word means what you think it means? A: I'm pretty sure it opens to the right. Q: I have been attempting to open this left side door for the last five minutes. What have I been doing wrong? A: Our life boat is the Titanic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 22 hours ago, Asperion said: A: Our life boat is the Titanic. Q: And I shall file your cause of death as "Clue, Lack Of"? A: You have an excellent title, but the actual novel reeks of the Pulpit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 19, 2022 Report Share Posted December 19, 2022 On 12/14/2022 at 9:39 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: And I shall file your cause of death as "Clue, Lack Of"? A: You have an excellent title, but the actual novel reeks of the Pulpit. Q: Why are you coming to us with your 13th story where the minister is the guilty party? A: This is your coat of infinite jest, Mr. President. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 19, 2022 Report Share Posted December 19, 2022 2 hours ago, Asperion said: A: This is your coat of infinite jest, Mr. President. Q: What is this straitjacket with a Laughing Box toy sewn into the back of the collar? A: It's a box. The sand costs extra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 On 12/19/2022 at 12:09 PM, Cancer said: A: It's a box. The sand costs extra. Q: Thank you for the Create-a-Cat Do-It-Yourself Kit, Dad! Is there anything special about the box?" A: The power to visit every house on Earth in a 24-hour period no longer available in Bud Light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 14 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Thank you for the Create-a-Cat Do-It-Yourself Kit, Dad! Is there anything special about the box?" A: The power to visit every house on Earth in a 24-hour period no longer available in Bud Light. Q: With this new change to Bud Light, how is Santa going to be able to perform his Christmas surprise this year? A: The Winter Wonderland is now closed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Asperion said: A: The Winter Wonderland is now closed. Q: Good heavens, is it March 23rd already? A: Breaking it from one large piece into numerous less-large pieces isn't an improvement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 9 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: Good heavens, is it March 23rd already? A: Breaking it from one large piece into numerous less-large pieces isn't an improvement. Q: So you think Gibraltar is unattractive? I'll take care of that. But just don't drop the suitcase unless you really want to ruin your day. A: There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering Kaboom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 26, 2022 Report Share Posted December 26, 2022 On 12/21/2022 at 9:33 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: So you think Gibraltar is unattractive? I'll take care of that. But just don't drop the suitcase unless you really want to ruin your day. A: There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering Kaboom! Q: We spent all this money on the Death Star and look what happened to Alderaan. What was supposed to be the response? A: This mocking of justice is the verdict. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 26, 2022 Report Share Posted December 26, 2022 Q: < insert gratuitous joke about the former President here > A: They may as well just fire us all now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 26, 2022 Report Share Posted December 26, 2022 46 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: They may as well just fire us all now. Q: what is the entire workforces of Twitter and Warner Brothers saying behind the boss's back? A: No we don't take that, we don't take Apple Pay either, and we'll call the Feds if you offer us Bitcoin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 1, 2023 Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 On 12/26/2022 at 12:57 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: what is the entire workforces of Twitter and Warner Brothers saying behind the boss's back? A: No we don't take that, we don't take Apple Pay either, and we'll call the Feds if you offer us Bitcoin! Q: What do you mean that you don't accept US Dollars or Euros? A: Release the Stuntacons!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 2, 2023 Report Share Posted January 2, 2023 22 hours ago, Asperion said: A: Release the Stuntacons!!!! Q: Why are Transformers here? Don't you know this batch is innocent? A: You know there's only one way out. And it's clearly marked "EXIT". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 2, 2023 Report Share Posted January 2, 2023 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: You know there's only one way out. And it's clearly marked "EXIT". Q: How, exactly, does one leave the Hotel California? A: We're down 49-zip, what is there to lose at this point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 11, 2023 Report Share Posted January 11, 2023 On 1/2/2023 at 1:51 PM, Pariah said: Q: How, exactly, does one leave the Hotel California? A: We're down 49-zip, what is there to lose at this point? Q: This is a challenge for everyone's soul. What do you think of our odds of success? A: This is not a hangover, it's a deathover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 12, 2023 Report Share Posted January 12, 2023 8 hours ago, Asperion said: A: This is not a hangover, it's a deathover Q: Lethal Injection? I kill thirty-eight people I didn't like anyway, and I have to settle for lethal injection? A: It's always morning somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 On 1/11/2023 at 9:30 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: It's always morning somewhere. Q. Why does Denny's serve breakfast around the clock? A. She'll do 30 knots, easy, man.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 16 hours ago, unclevlad said: Q. Why does Denny's serve breakfast around the clock? A. She'll do 30 knots, easy, man.... Q: What does Mr. Incredible say is the most interesting feature about his wife? A: We are using the wrong internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 16, 2023 Report Share Posted January 16, 2023 On 1/14/2023 at 10:34 AM, Asperion said: Q: What does Mr. Incredible say is the most interesting feature about his wife? A: We are using the wrong internet. Q: Quack? What do you mean "Quack"? I was trying to look up Mehmet Oz's Wikipedia page and this is all I get? A: Humpty Dumpty may have had a Great Fall, but his winter was even better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 On 1/15/2023 at 11:32 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Humpty Dumpty may have had a Great Fall, but his winter was even better! Q: Please don't tell me you've started writing fairy-tale fanfic again.... A: I'd rather have three small bottles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 19, 2023 Report Share Posted January 19, 2023 23 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: Please don't tell me you've started writing fairy-tale fanfic again.... A: I'd rather have three small bottles. Q: Here's a 50 gallon container of your preferred drink. What is your problem with this? A: Look for the solution in the crumbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 19, 2023 Report Share Posted January 19, 2023 41 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: Look for the solution in the crumbs. Q: I had a piece of bread soaking in a beaker of 1.0 M sodium chloroaurate, but it apparently got knocked off the lab bench. Any way I can recover any of the chloroaurate? That's stuff's expensive! A: Our dreams often have good consequences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 20, 2023 Report Share Posted January 20, 2023 22 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Our dreams often have good consequences. Q: Why is the Sandman not a villain? I'm having nightmares about pigeons every time I sleep! A: One of these cows is not like the others. One of these cows doesn't belong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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