Klytus Posted July 6, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Either root canal or Bette Midler. Q: To a mascacist, what is better than sex? A: Dolly Parton or Bette Midler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 6, 2004 Report Share Posted July 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: To a mascacist, what is better than sex? A: Dolly Parton or Bette Midler. Q: TO a Masacist, whom is the best sex partner? A: run on the bum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 6, 2004 Report Share Posted July 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: TO a Masacist, whom is the best sex partner? A: run on the bum Q. What is the latest sick video craze involving Jocks and tramps ? A. I'm too sexy for this board, Too sexy for this board To good to be ignored Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 6, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. I'm too sexy for this board, Too sexy for this board To good to be ignored Q: What is Galadorn's theme song? A: That's not exactly what I had in mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 6, 2004 Report Share Posted July 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is Galadorn's theme song? A: That's not exactly what I had in mind Q) What do you think of my new line of Klytus inspired underros? A) 31 served. White Heat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 7, 2004 Report Share Posted July 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What do you think of my new line of Klytus inspired underros? A) 31 served. Q: What is the advertising slogan for McLectors? A: It's raining again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's raining again Q: All else is in place.. why can we not summon the great Elder Fire Elemental? A: That's the moon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 7, 2004 Report Share Posted July 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: All else is in place.. why can we not summon the great Elder Fire Elemental? A: That's the moon Q: Good GOD! What is that small DeathStar like ship orbiting Earth? A: Trust him, but keep your eyes open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Trust him' date=' but keep your eyes open.[/quote'] Q: This new hero emits so much light, its painful to keep my eyes open near him for long. What do you advise? A: Turn on the dark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormhole Posted July 7, 2004 Report Share Posted July 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: This new hero emits so much light, its painful to keep my eyes open near him for long. What do you advise? A: Turn on the dark Q: Spotlight's powers are blinding everyone, what should we do? A: Fine, just make him stand down wind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 7, 2004 Report Share Posted July 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Spotlight's powers are blinding everyone, what should we do? A: Fine, just make him stand down wind. Q: Zornwil wants to come over, and he just ate an entire case of Garlic. Can he? A: Green. No! BLUE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormhole Posted July 7, 2004 Report Share Posted July 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Zornwil wants to come over, and he just ate an entire case of Garlic. Can he? A: Green. No! BLUE! Q: We're down to 15 seconds, which wire do I cut? A: Because Carrot Top turned the position down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 7, 2004 Report Share Posted July 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: We're down to 15 seconds, which wire do I cut? A: Because Carrot Top turned the position down. Q: WHy is Gilbert Godfrey playing the part of the World's most annoying comic? A: I gotta have Faith, then maybe Buffy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted July 7, 2004 Report Share Posted July 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: WHy is Gilbert Godfrey playing the part of the World's most annoying comic? A: I gotta have Faith, then maybe Buffy. Q: So, that new 'game' you downloaded, what's the goal? A: That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormhole Posted July 7, 2004 Report Share Posted July 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: WHy is Gilbert Godfrey playing the part of the World's most annoying comic? A: I gotta have Faith, then maybe Buffy. Q: What's a bit of dialog got cut from an episode of "Angel"? A: ...in bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 7, 2004 Report Share Posted July 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, that new 'game' you downloaded, what's the goal? A: That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me. Q. Why were you trying to get Sarah Michele Geller to pick up a ransom for Elisha Dushku ? Q: What's a bit of dialog got cut from an episode of "Angel"? A: ...in bed. Q. Where were you planning on holding Elisha and Sarah ? A. Well there goes my no clams bonus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 7, 2004 Report Share Posted July 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why were you trying to get Sarah Michele Geller to pick up a ransom for Elisha Dushku ? Q. Where were you planning on holding Elisha and Sarah ? A. Well there goes my no clams bonus Q: Waiter, There is a Clam in my Fly Soup. A: This is what Pittsburg meant to her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted July 7, 2004 Report Share Posted July 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is what Pittsburg meant to her. Q: Hey, good seein' you ag--whoa! What's that smell? A: Don't ask him how much time you have left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 7, 2004 Report Share Posted July 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, good seein' you ag--whoa! What's that smell? A: Don't ask him how much time you have left. Q. Why has Death got a clock with my name on it ? A. And then the Russian airforce attacked and blew up Tom Cruise's house. Which was nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 7, 2004 Report Share Posted July 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why has Death got a clock with my name on it ? A. And then the Russian airforce attacked and blew up Tom Cruise's house. Which was nice. Q) Sweet dreams last night DT? A) And all the Patti Labelle clones you could ever want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 7, 2004 Report Share Posted July 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Sweet dreams last night DT? A) And all the Patti Labelle clones you could ever want. Q: So who did you fight on CoH last night? A: a commitment to community commitment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: a commitment to community commitment Q: So what did the committe agree to? A: Thing is, I am not a committe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted July 7, 2004 Report Share Posted July 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Thing is' date=' I am [b']not[/b] a committe. Q: Why didn't you complete your group homework assignment? A: I get paid exactly the same. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I get paid exactly the same. Q: Why are you so sad? I thought you just got promoted? A: 665 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted July 8, 2004 Report Share Posted July 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: 665 Q: So the anti-Christ had an older brother, huh? Wonder what his 'mark' was... A: Yodeling, but sometimes Jello. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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