Klytus Posted July 13, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Try converting the temperature instead Yeah, yeah, I did - 911 degrees Fahrenheit (910.9 actually). I went for humour rather than politics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the boiling point for mercury? A: A tin-foil halo Q: What is the defense for your NND Mind Control Ray? A: They didn't use hate language against him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted July 14, 2004 Report Share Posted July 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: They didn't use hate language against him. Q. They pushed, shoved, knocked over, beat, kicked and tortured that poor man! Why is he so convinced they don't hate him? A. To get the milk I needed some hay, to get the hay I needed a bucket, to get the bucket I needed an egg, to get the egg I needed some grain, to get the grain, well, let's not even go there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 14, 2004 Report Share Posted July 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. They pushed, shoved, knocked over, beat, kicked and tortured that poor man! Why is he so convinced they don't hate him? A. To get the milk I needed some hay, to get the hay I needed a bucket, to get the bucket I needed an egg, to get the egg I needed some grain, to get the grain, well, let's not even go there. Q: Farmer Brown, Why are you so depressed? A: hot jungle love Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 14, 2004 Report Share Posted July 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Farmer Brown, Why are you so depressed? A: hot jungle love Q. What's King Kong had that's got him smiling so much ? A. The Annual US Airforce bombing of the broccoli fields, a fixture since 1989 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 14, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. The Annual US Airforce bombing of the broccoli fields' date=' a fixture since 1989[/quote'] Q: What military tradition did Pres. George H. Bush start? A: Tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 14, 2004 Report Share Posted July 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What military tradition did Pres. George H. Bush start? A: Tomorrow Q. Oh God ! If I don't have this duck removed from my abdomen right now I'll die ! When wil you operate doc ? A. Never turn up to another board meeting wearing only baby oil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 14, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Never turn up to another board meeting wearing only baby oil Q: What lesson did you learn at your first corporate meeting with Mightybec? A: Hit it harder - then it'll fit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted July 14, 2004 Report Share Posted July 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What lesson did you learn at your first corporate meeting with Mightybec? A: Hit it harder - then it'll fit. Q: So, what sort of kinky sex talk fills you with dread? A: We'll be running a Fool's Golden Age campaign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted July 14, 2004 Report Share Posted July 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hit it harder - then it'll fit. Q: I hear you're a pretty good mechanic. What's your secret? A: With more violence and sex in the media, what'd you expect? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 14, 2004 Report Share Posted July 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, what sort of kinky sex talk fills you with dread? A: We'll be running a Fool's Golden Age campaign. Q. I want the next thing to be dark mysterious and very Punisher like, so what's the theme going to be ? A: With more violence and sex in the media' date=' what'd you expect?[/quote'] Q. What are CNN doing hiring Ron Jeremy and Rambo ? A. The Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire on Ice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted July 14, 2004 Report Share Posted July 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. I want the next thing to be dark mysterious and very Punisher like, so what's the theme going to be ? Q. What are CNN doing hiring Ron Jeremy and Rambo ? A. The Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire on Ice Q: Las Vegas is trying to offer more 'intellectual faire'? Got an example? A: It happens every 5 minutes in this country, and no one seems to care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 14, 2004 Report Share Posted July 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Las Vegas is trying to offer more 'intellectual faire'? Got an example? A: It happens every 5 minutes in this country, and no one seems to care. Q. How on earth can you tell me America is civilised when women can eat ice cream ? A. Don't worry dear, he won't bite you. (sotto voice) Much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 14, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Don't worry dear' date=' he won't bite you. (sotto voice) Much.[/quote'] Q: Should I pet Zornwil? A: It went off in my hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted July 14, 2004 Report Share Posted July 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It went off in my hand Q: What's the matter, honey? A: Twice the calories at only half the flavor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted July 14, 2004 Report Share Posted July 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the matter, honey? A: Twice the calories at only half the flavor! Q: You know what I REALLY dislike about Death Tribble? A: There's a miner up above! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted July 14, 2004 Report Share Posted July 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: There's a miner up above! Q: What makes you think anyone would get upset about us messing around in this old shaft? A: Shut yo mouth! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted July 14, 2004 Report Share Posted July 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Shut yo mouth! Q: Why do you always feel the need to cut me off when I try to say he's a bad....? A: He had them all stuffed and mounted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted July 14, 2004 Report Share Posted July 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: He had them all stuffed and mounted. Q: What did Ben do with all those people he had banned? A: Take a picture, it'll last longer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 14, 2004 Report Share Posted July 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Ben do with all those people he had banned? A: Take a picture, it'll last longer. Q: Hold still, I want to make a holographic portrait of you. A: there are no bank fees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hold still, I want to make a holographic portrait of you. A: there are no bank fees. Q. Refresh my memory why are we robbing Fort Knox ? A. With careful cooking, it will feed the entire population of New York for a week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. With careful cooking' date=' it will feed the entire population of New York for a week[/quote'] Q: Man -- just got back from the mountains in Sterich. We found a humungous red dragon, and slew her in her lair! It took both the magic users working in concert to teleport her remailns here, but now I gotta wonder -- why did we bother? I mean, what are we gonna do with all that meat, now that it's not in the mountains anymore? A: Ah ha! Just as I suspected all along! You can't leave two cats alone in a room with a large jar half-full of marbles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Man -- just got back from the mountains in Sterich. We found a humungous red dragon, and slew her in her lair! It took both the magic users working in concert to teleport her remailns here, but now I gotta wonder -- why did we bother? I mean, what are we gonna do with all that meat, now that it's not in the mountains anymore? A: Ah ha! Just as I suspected all along! You can't leave two cats alone in a room with a large jar half-full of marbles. Q: I just feel, and nearly borke my arm. Why do you have marble all over the floor in here? A: You have become used to getting less sleep than normal people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I just feel, and nearly borke my arm. Why do you have marble all over the floor in here? A: You have become used to getting less sleep than normal people. Q: Man, I just pulled an allnighter and I'm not even tired, what's the deal? A: I should have used Preparation H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Man, I just pulled an allnighter and I'm not even tired, what's the deal? A: I should have used Preparation H. Q: Did the alcohol treatment help your Hemaroids? A: spread such slanderous BS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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