Tim Posted July 18, 2004 Report Share Posted July 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So, what you looking for in a super-bride? Ms Singularity? A) Alphonse Powerranger. Q: The power rangers are really starting to get annoying. What with all the changes and reboots. WHat is the latest idiotic change, they've come up with? A: So! We meet again for the first time, for the last time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted July 18, 2004 Report Share Posted July 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) Alphonse Powerranger. Q. You have no superpowers, you're just an accountant, yet Rita Repulsa is trying to destroy you?! That makes no sense at all, Mister... what did you say your name was? A. You fool! I clearly said 'gorilla'!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted July 18, 2004 Report Share Posted July 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: So! We meet again for the first time' date=' for the last time![/quote'] Q. Oh, no! Not my future self! A. You fool! I clearly said 'gorilla'!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 18, 2004 Report Share Posted July 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Oh, no! Not my future self! A. You fool! I clearly said 'gorilla'!! Q: "Excuse me, Mr. Evil Von D-man.", said Lackey #1 Tim, "Here is that Godzilla you ordered." A; You have to submit the changes in triplcate to the mailroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted July 18, 2004 Report Share Posted July 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A; You have to submit the changes in triplcate to the mailroom. Q: What do you mean I can't change my costume design? A: Cold hard cash. With tailfins. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 19, 2004 Report Share Posted July 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you mean I can't change my costume design? A: Cold hard cash. With tailfins. Doc Q: So Mr. 1950s man, How are you going to pay for your new costume? A: 99 botles of Methane on the wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted July 19, 2004 Report Share Posted July 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: 99 botles of Methane on the wall. Q. The invasion of Earth is on! How's our supply of breathable air? A. I'm going to pretend I didn't see that. Or that. Or that. Okay, that one I couldn't miss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 19, 2004 Report Share Posted July 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. The invasion of Earth is on! How's our supply of breathable air? A. I'm going to pretend I didn't see that. Or that. Or that. Okay, that one I couldn't miss. Q: How goes your ignoring of the fairer sex? A; knock it off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 19, 2004 Report Share Posted July 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How goes your ignoring of the fairer sex? A; knock it off. Q. Hey ! What do you think of my new door bell chime of the 1812 Overture ? A. The other two in the threesome were Firewing and Dr Destroyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted July 19, 2004 Report Share Posted July 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. The other two in the threesome were Firewing and Dr Destroyer Q: Hey, Super-duper Man, I heard that a 6-year old and her posse kicked your butt yesterday. Is it true? A: Screw the cup, just pump that coffee into me Intra-veinously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted July 19, 2004 Report Share Posted July 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Screw the cup' date=' just pump that coffee into me Intra-veinously[/quote'] Q: How's that caffeine addiction going? A: Purple, 42, twice and only on Tuesdays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 19, 2004 Report Share Posted July 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How's that caffeine addiction going? A: Purple, 42, twice and only on Tuesdays. Q. What colour did you go, how old were you, how many times did you have it and when did you have an enema ? A. When we opened up the abode of the accused we found this dead squirrel with a flying helmet stuck in the entrails of this deceased moose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cybernaut Posted July 19, 2004 Report Share Posted July 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What colour did you go, how old were you, how many times did you have it and when did you have an enema ? A. When we opened up the abode of the accused we found this dead squirrel with a flying helmet stuck in the entrails of this deceased moose Q: Borris finally got Rocky and Bullwinkle? How did you find out? A: Because he was sick and tired of people refering to Tarzan Boy as "The Listerine Song". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted July 19, 2004 Report Share Posted July 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Because he was sick and tired of people refering to Tarzan Boy as "The Listerine Song". Q. Jimmy McShane faked his own death so he could disappear? Why? A. I'd tell you, but then you'd have to kill me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted July 19, 2004 Report Share Posted July 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. I'd tell you' date=' but then you'd have to kill me.[/quote'] Q: So what's up with you and my girlfriend? A: Well, you know what they say... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted July 19, 2004 Report Share Posted July 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' you know what they say...[/quote'] Q. Can you name even one advantage to not putting these people on 'ignore'? A. The Lord of the Onion Rings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 19, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. The Lord of the Onion Rings Q: Why did Burger King fail to win the Lord of the Rings endorsement contract? A: Frogs. Lots of frogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted July 19, 2004 Report Share Posted July 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Frogs. Lots of frogs. Q: So what was the end result of your attempt to find your Frog Prince? A: I ache for the touch of your lips, dear. But much more for the touch of your, whips, dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 19, 2004 Report Share Posted July 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So what was the end result of your attempt to find your Frog Prince? A: I ache for the touch of your lips, dear. But much more for the touch of your, whips, dear. Q) So what did your birthday card for Wonton Wanda the Wounderous Whip Woman say? A)Five more and I get to be President. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 20, 2004 Report Share Posted July 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So what did your birthday card for Wonton Wanda the Wounderous Whip Woman say? A)Five more and I get to be President. Q: how goes your Kellog Box Top collection? A: Once he was moved to number two, we got a lot more production out of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted July 20, 2004 Report Share Posted July 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Once he was moved to number two' date=' we got a lot more production out of him.[/quote'] Q. I thought Jack was your number one guy? A. Night of the Living Deadbeats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 20, 2004 Report Share Posted July 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. I thought Jack was your number one guy? A. Night of the Living Deadbeats. Q) So what is the Riley Family Reunion going to be like this year? A) Not now, sweetie, the dog is whining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 20, 2004 Report Share Posted July 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So what is the Riley Family Reunion going to be like this year? A) Not now, sweetie, the dog is whining. Q: Wife: Let's have hot doggie love. A: who ARE you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted July 21, 2004 Report Share Posted July 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: who ARE you? Q. Wow, man, great to see you, how's it goin'? How's the wife? She still do that thing with the wax and feathers, eh? Wooo, man, that's stuff is so out there! How's that mole on your armpit, did it stop growing or what? Hey, you still got that Prince Albert? Must be a hoot at the airport metal detectors, huh? So, c'mon, man- aren't ya gonna say anything? A. My response would depend entirely upon your definition of the word 'massive'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted July 21, 2004 Report Share Posted July 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Wow, man, great to see you, how's it goin'? How's the wife? She still do that thing with the wax and feathers, eh? Wooo, man, that's stuff is so out there! How's that mole on your armpit, did it stop growing or what? Hey, you still got that Prince Albert? Must be a hoot at the airport metal detectors, huh? So, c'mon, man- aren't ya gonna say anything? A. My response would depend entirely upon your definition of the word 'massive'. Q: So, do you admit to using a massive amount of ammo to kill a massive number of people responsible for the massively bad CINO movie? A: Fortunately I was wearing a girdle at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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