AngryBug Posted July 21, 2004 Report Share Posted July 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Fortunately I was wearing a girdle at the time. Q. Wow, Captain Kirk, you looked great giving that presentation to Starfleet! A. Holy Batsh*t, Fatman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 21, 2004 Report Share Posted July 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Wow, Captain Kirk, you looked great giving that presentation to Starfleet! A. Holy Batsh*t, Fatman! Q: Boy Blubber, Did you see that preist bless that guano? A: the Just us league Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: the Just us league Q: What new hero group is led by Celine Dion and Barbara Streisand? A: The children played with the intestines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted July 21, 2004 Report Share Posted July 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What new hero group is led by Celine Dion and Barbara Streisand? A: The children played with the intestines. Q: So, what happened after the heroes slayed the dragon? A: Side Effects may include: Headache, Nausea, Diareaha, Persistent Rash, Skin Irratation, Rectal Bleeding, Spontanious Human Combustion, and Dry Mouth. Use only as directed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 21, 2004 Report Share Posted July 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What does the fine print on my anti-Diherritic? A) Fools Rush In where Hell's Angels fear to tread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted July 22, 2004 Report Share Posted July 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) Fools Rush In where Hell's Angels fear to tread. Q. Tell me again why we're in such a hurry to get to the Beauty Salon? A. "Let's do Chuck! Chuck Chuck Bo Buck, Banana Fanna Fo..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 22, 2004 Report Share Posted July 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Tell me again why we're in such a hurry to get to the Beauty Salon? A. "Let's do Chuck! Chuck Chuck Bo Buck, Banana Fanna Fo..." Q: What verse of "The Name Game" will you never hear completed? A: I'm tired enough to do nothing but sleep when I go to bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted July 22, 2004 Report Share Posted July 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm tired enough to do nothing but sleep when I go to bed. Q: So, on an average day, what's the first thing that your wife says to you when you bet home from work? A: I wouldn't call that "average". Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 22, 2004 Report Share Posted July 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, on an average day, what's the first thing that your wife says to you when you bet home from work? A: I wouldn't call that "average". Doc Q) So what do you think of my new Speedo? A) Actually, I'd avoid the title "Flaming" anything this close to the NGD... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted July 23, 2004 Report Share Posted July 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) Actually' date=' I'd avoid the title "Flaming" anything this close to the NGD...[/quote'] Q. I really love the 'Mystery Men' movie; is it worth reading the original stories in that 'Carrot' comic? A. Huh. That's the first time I've ever heard that particular expression used literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 23, 2004 Report Share Posted July 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. I really love the 'Mystery Men' movie; is it worth reading the original stories in that 'Carrot' comic? A. Huh. That's the first time I've ever heard that particular expression used literally. Q: Mightybec showed me some really weird porn. One had a Hermaphrodite pleasuring herself with himself. A: It's locked and he's loaded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 23, 2004 Report Share Posted July 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Mightybec showed me some really weird porn. One had a Hermaphrodite pleasuring herself with himself. A: It's locked and he's loaded. Q. Deputy Tim, why haven't you effected entrance to the domicile of that moonshining varmint Hermit and why hasn't he said a durn thing to us ? A. Well if good old fashioned threats, bribery and corruption don't work you have to turn to voodoo for guaranteed results. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Well if good old fashioned threats' date=' bribery and corruption don't work you have to turn to voodoo for guaranteed results.[/quote'] Q: What is the standard operating proceedure for criminal cartels in Hatti? A: I thought you said glasses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted July 25, 2004 Report Share Posted July 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I thought you said glasses Q. What the hell's the matter with you? Why are you just smashing drinks instead of helping me kick these guys' asses? A. Chairman Moo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted July 25, 2004 Report Share Posted July 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Chairman Moo. Q: What's the name of the new person in charge of the Dairy Farmers Accociation? A: Whenever the full moon rises, he turns into a cheap special effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 25, 2004 Report Share Posted July 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the name of the new person in charge of the Dairy Farmers Accociation? A: Whenever the full moon rises, he turns into a cheap special effect. Q) So, who's your new team member? What was his name Night Fire? What does he do? A) 2:16:32 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 25, 2004 Report Share Posted July 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So, who's your new team member? What was his name Night Fire? What does he do? A) 2:16:32 Q: Mr. Doomsayer; What time did you say the world was going to end? A: This home is where we will enjoy full Glory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 26, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: This home is where we will enjoy full Glory Q: Where did that hot-babe Glory go to? And what is she doing? A: Because watermellon is good for hate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted July 26, 2004 Report Share Posted July 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where did that hot-babe Glory go to? And what is she doing? A: Because watermellon is good for hate Q: Master, why I must I spit the seeds into the pentagram to complete the Grand Ritual of Evil (patent Pending)? A: I apologize, I didn't mean to leave that there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 26, 2004 Report Share Posted July 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Master, why I must I spit the seeds into the pentagram to complete the Grand Ritual of Evil (patent Pending)? A: I apologize, I didn't mean to leave that there. Q) C-could you take the pichfork from my chest? A) Slippery when dry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted July 26, 2004 Report Share Posted July 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) Slippery when dry. Q. So what don't you like about your new linoleum floor? A. 9" swinging, baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 26, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. 9" swinging' date=' baby.[/quote'] Q: HOw long is that umbilical cord? What is it doing? And what is that on the other end? A: Pronography Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 26, 2004 Report Share Posted July 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Pronography Q: WHat are you filming that you just want a bunch of bobbing heads? A: No one has ever won the tour-de-France Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 26, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: No one has ever won the tour-de-France Q: I heard Lance Armstrong changed his name so he could make an odd press release. What was it? A: Whoa... that is a lance in your pocket! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 26, 2004 Report Share Posted July 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I heard Lance Armstrong changed his name so he could make an odd press release. What was it? A: Whoa... that is a lance in your pocket! Q: How did you know I was a member of the secret order of the Knights who say Ni!? A: 333, the number of Satan's half-wit cousin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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