Corven_Ren Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What happened to that thing that broke us appart yesterday? A: No clue. Q: Dr. Destroyer you've finally killed the Champions what are you going to do now? A: Gimme the key...HURRRY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: No clue. Q: What do Dan Quayle and John Kerry have in common when it comes to being president? They each have what? A: Surely that is the backstroke!* *Thanks Lemming! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Gimme the key...HURRRY! Q: Who wants the Florida vote? A: Surely that is the backstroke!* *Thanks Lemming! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Surely that is the backstroke!* Q: What is Kara doing to Rachel, during their massage? A: You made a time Machine-- Out of a Delorian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: You made a time Machine-- Out of a Delorian? Q: Tell me what you think of my new set of wheels. A: I think I already answered that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Tell me what you think of my new set of wheels. A: I think I already answered that. Q: YOu built a time machine-out of a Deloriane?? A: It's....green. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 28, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's....green. Q: What was the reaction of the first human doctor to treat a Vulcan patient? A: Like an icepick to the eyeball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was the reaction of the first human doctor to treat a Vulcan patient? A: Like an icepick to the eyeball Q: What is your reaction to a Mightybec post? A: Stomach cramps, bandy legs,and a 1934 Ford model A. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is your reaction to a Mightybec post? A: Stomach cramps, bandy legs,and a 1934 Ford model A. Q. What are the qualities that Old Man looks for in his ideal woman A. That's typical that is. A guide dog would do for any normal person but not him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. That's typical that is. A guide dog would do for any normal person but not him. Q: A guide velociraptor?! That's a little over the top, isn't it? A: I'm the air! I'm the wind! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: A guide velociraptor?! That's a little over the top, isn't it? A: I'm the air! I'm the wind! Q: DAMN DUDE! Open a frickin' Window! A: Future trading is strong. Klytus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: DAMN DUDE! Open a frickin' Window! A: Future trading is strong. Q. Hw come all these people make money from Science Fiction ? A. I wasn't expecting that from you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Hw come all these people make money from Science Fiction ? A. I wasn't expecting that from you Q: DT; Here is an expensive present from me. A: Lunar tracking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: DT; Here is an expensive present from me. A: Lunar tracking. Q. What is the ideal decorating material for someone suffering from agoraphobia ? A. Just so you know, I nailed your wife and it was good. Better than anytime with you apparantly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 28, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Just so you know' date=' I nailed your wife and it was good. Better than anytime with you apparantly.[/quote'] Q: What sort of thing does Mightybec say to married men a week after seducing them? A: Touching the Wookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What sort of thing does Mightybec say to married men a week after seducing them? A: Touching the Wookie Q. What sacred order was Stephen Speilberg admitted to after making Raiders of the Lost Ark ? A. Laugh all you want Rachel, but I will be avenged ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 28, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Laugh all you want Rachel' date=' but I will be avenged ![/quote'] Q: What did Death Tribble say after loosing to Rachel in a weight-lifting contest? A: Beer, whine, and cheeze whiz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Beer' date=' whine, and cheeze whiz.[/quote'] Q: What does an average night at The Bitching Bar look like? A: Oh my . . . That's a big tomato! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What does an average night at The Bitching Bar look like? A: Oh my . . . That's a big tomato! Q. What immortal phrase proved to the networks that Ted Nugent was on LSD when he was shown Madison Square Garden ? A. Anymore attempts to enforce 'Bump And Grind' day on the female staff and you will be thrown out the window ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What immortal phrase proved to the networks that Ted Nugent was on LSD when he was shown Madison Square Garden ? A. Anymore attempts to enforce 'Bump And Grind' day on the female staff and you will be thrown out the window ! Q: Hey DT what did the memo from your bosse say in reaction to your new idea for a company annual event? A: Jalepeno on a stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 28, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Jalepeno on a stick. Q: How can you tell when they are having the fiery foods competition at the Ren Faire? A: Anger beyond all reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How can you tell when they are having the fiery foods competition at the Ren Faire? A: Anger beyond all reason Q) So, what did you think of my greeting card? How did it make you feel? A) Fly by Knight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So, what did you think of my greeting card? How did it make you feel? A) Fly by Knight Q: What the heck, something just fluttered by and put a lance through Evil Prince John's head.. .what was that? A: I decided to agressively surrender! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What the heck, something just fluttered by and put a lance through Evil Prince John's head.. .what was that? A: I decided to agressively surrender! Q) Sir Rodney! You're back from the front! How did it go? A) No, that was someone else. I have the powers of seven sumarian nature goddesses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 28, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) No' date=' that was someone else. I have the powers of seven sumarian nature goddesses.[/quote'] Q: Are you that bold new hero with the power of seven Bablyonian war gods? A: Yes. Quite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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