Sean Waters Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What kills 237 US Armed Service Personnel each year on or off duty regardless of the warnings posted about its misuse ? A. Order arms. Q: What KS do you need if you bought extra limbs (100)? A: The badger with the tow rope in the planetarium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What KS do you need if you bought extra limbs (100)? A: The badger with the tow rope in the planetarium. Q. What backup utility used in a public place of entertainment elicted the most severe penalties when discovered during a brownout ? A. Try to behave as if I were a human being. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What backup utility used in a public place of entertainment elicted the most severe penalties when discovered during a brownout ? A. Try to behave as if I were a human being. Q: Awww, Your so cute, can I hold you and cuddle you? A: this is a test. Get out of your state! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Awww, Your so cute, can I hold you and cuddle you? A: this is a test. Get out of your state! Q. What is the new police warning for intoxicated people ? A. At least it shows they are keen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What is the new police warning for intoxicated people ? A. At least it shows they are keen Q: Dude, I touched the blade on that knife and it sliced my finger off. A: It has irritable bowel syndrome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Dude, I touched the blade on that knife and it sliced my finger off. A: It has irritable bowel syndrome. Q. Why is Zornwil bouncing up and down from side to side and knocking cars aside ? A. Three Days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why is Zornwil bouncing up and down from side to side and knocking cars aside ? A. Three Days Q: How many days will it take to replace everyone with android duplicates? A: some have reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How many days will it take to replace everyone with android duplicates? A: some have reason. Q. Why are the prices different on these blondes although they look the same ? A. It could be marvellous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. It could be marvellous Q: Billy, do you think you have a key phrase, yet, on how people look? A: Rachel, Kara, Fred. Damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Rachel' date=' Kara, Fred. Damn. [/quote'] Q. Name three people I can easily take care of with a single shotgun shell. A. And boy do I wish I had "them" in front of my gun right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. And boy do I wish I had "them" in front of my gun right now. Q: Did you hear that RFK is doing a remake of T.H.E.M.? A: This is a method of venting. It will be over when I can see daylight through them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is a method of venting. It will be over when I can see daylight through them. Q: Why do you have the entire senior management staff up against that wall? And what are you doing with that shotgun? A: A vaginal cornucopia. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do you have the entire senior management staff up against that wall? And what are you doing with that shotgun? A: A vaginal cornucopia. Doc Q: What's the title of that Thanksgiving porno? A: It was like... nudeliscious!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was like... nudeliscious!!! Q: What did you think of Showgirls, the unrated version? A: You know you want it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did you think of Showgirls, the unrated version? A: You know you want it. Q: That brownie looks real good. I'd like a taste,but it would ruin my diet. A: forget the women and children, let's go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: forget the women and children' date=' let's go![/quote'] Q: Shouldn't we tell our families that we'll be using the restrooms? A: You're damned if you do and, well, really that's it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Shouldn't we tell our families that we'll be using the restrooms? A: You're damned if you do and, well, really that's it. Q: Should we sell our souls to Satan? A: they are quite attractive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: they are quite attractive. Q: Why are those magnetic breasts selling so well? A: That's really not what I mint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are those magnetic breasts selling so well? A: That's really not what I mint. Q: Do you make conterfit money? A: The great purge of 2005. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: The great purge of 2005. Q: What's happening in the NGD forum? A: I wondered if there was anything else to talk about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's happening in the NGD forum? A: I wondered if there was anything else to talk about. Q: So why did you post in the State of the Union political thread? A: for he's a jolly good jello. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: for he's a jolly good jello.Q. Okay' date=' I'll be Morrisey, Tim'll be Joey Ramone... why did you want zornwil to be the [i']Dead Kennedys[/i] guy, again? A. Hey, my wife's sex life is none of my business. zornwil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Okay' date=' I'll be Morrisey, Tim'll be Joey Ramone... why did you want zornwil to be the [i']Dead Kennedys[/i] guy, again? A. Hey, my wife's sex life is none of my business. Q: WHy are you sleeping on the couch, while your best freind is in your bedroom? A: I hate everything they sit for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I hate everything they sit for.Q. Why can't you just leave the ladies' toilet seat down- what's the big deal? A. Oh... did I mention that he had a duck on his head? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why can't you just leave the ladies' toilet seat down- what's the big deal? A. Oh... did I mention that he had a duck on his head? Q. Did you notice anything distinctive about the guy who streaked at the Superbowl ? A. Didn't know you were with us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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