Tim Posted January 31, 2005 Report Share Posted January 31, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are you telling me that Canada will honor The Addams Family except for the hairy cousin? A: She can accept that. Q: Would she go out with me if I was the last man on Earth? A: This is good witch. Wish I had Horseradish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 31, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is good witch. Wish I had Horseradish. Q: Poof! You have your ham and cheese on rye... so what is your second wish? A: Yes, that was it. Exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 31, 2005 Report Share Posted January 31, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yes' date=' that was it. Exactly.[/quote'] Q: Did you leave yourself wide open for a cruel, twisted mind to place a sadistic question before you? A: Yes, that was Klytus, though I wish I had done it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 31, 2005 Report Share Posted January 31, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you leave yourself wide open for a cruel, twisted mind to place a sadistic question before you? A: Yes, that was Klytus, though I wish I had done it. Q: WHo played "Tickle the Kitty" with White Heat? A: think progressive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 31, 2005 Report Share Posted January 31, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: think progressive. Q: OK, Mr. Smarty Pants. If you were going to do a "Grammatticly correct" version of Apple's Think Different ad campaign, what slogan would you use? A: I didn't know you could get splinters there from sliding down a banniser! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northstar Posted January 31, 2005 Report Share Posted January 31, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I didn't know you could get splinters there from sliding down a banniser! Doc Q: What is a completely ill advised way for a single woman to try and pleasure herself? A: Ahhggh!!! It burns, it burns!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 31, 2005 Report Share Posted January 31, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Ahhggh!!! It burns' date=' it burns!!![/quote'] Q: So what did you say when the perfume counter girl spritzed you with perfume? A: She was asking for it. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 31, 2005 Report Share Posted January 31, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So what did you say when the perfume counter girl spritzed you with perfume? A: She was asking for it. Doc Q: So why did you punch out the counter-girl after she spritzed you? A: Earn a doctorate in three easy lessons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 31, 2005 Report Share Posted January 31, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Earn a doctorate in three easy lessons. Q: What did Dr. Nick just offer you, Homer? A: That's wonderful. Now go take out the trash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Dr. Nick just offer you, Homer? A: That's wonderful. Now go take out the trash. Q: Honey, does it look like the Cialis is working? A: Oonga chunga oonga oonga oonga chunga... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Oonga chunga oonga oonga oonga chunga...Q. Lord Greystoke!! That crystal chandelier is an antique! Why on earth are you swinging from it like that!?! A. Try removing the cork first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Lord Greystoke!! That crystal chandelier is an antique! Why on earth are you swinging from it like that!?! A. Try removing the cork first. Q. Dear, something wrong with the wine ? A. Then it can begin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Dear, something wrong with the wine ? A. Then it can begin Q: Why does the curtain raise before a play? A: It's a federal law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why does the curtain raise before a play? A: It's a federal law. Q. Why must I wear a bra, a handlebar mustache and a feather behind my left ear ? A. I've got a job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. I've got a job Q: Your parents BOTH had heart attacks? How did that happen? A: She keeps trying to rub me the wrong way. And failing. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: She keeps trying to rub me the wrong way. And failing. Q: Why aren't you wearing any pants, and why are you smiling? A: That's more information than I cared to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why aren't you wearing any pants, and why are you smiling? A: That's more information than I cared to know. Q) And that's how I came to the nickname Sir Turdcreme Pie. Why? A) Pursuit of Crappiness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Pursuit of Crappiness. Q: Exactly what book did you read that made you think this was a good job to have? A: I sent away for one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Exactly what book did you read that made you think this was a good job to have? A: I sent away for one. Q: You can get an Eliza clone for $99.99? A: I'm easier on your brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm easier on your brother. Q: Weren't you a little hard on the Beaver? A: In that case, I've got a surprise for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Weren't you a little hard on the Beaver? A: In that case, I've got a surprise for you. Q: I know about the topless dancers, how about something original? A: Wankel rotary engine. AngryBug 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northstar Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Wankel rotary engine. Q: The extension cord is frayed-- what shall I use to power this vibrator? A: A veritable cornucopia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: A veritable cornucopia Q: This horn-shaped shell has a plethora of fruit in it; whatever shall we call it? A: That's a smart ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northstar Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's a smart ass. Q: Saints alive! That donkey is buidling a fusion device?? A: Ham & pineapple pizza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Saints alive! That donkey is buidling a fusion device?? A: Ham & pineapple pizza Q. What kills 237 US Armed Service Personnel each year on or off duty regardless of the warnings posted about its misuse ? A. Order arms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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