Kirby Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Didn't know you were with us. Q: Hey! Could somebody let me out of the trunk? A: That's a tight squeeze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey! Could somebody let me out of the trunk? A: That's a tight squeeze. Q: If she lets her hair bun down, it will snap loose and kill us all? A: "Whatever, lissen, Davy Crockett needs some help!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: If she lets her hair bun down, it will snap loose and kill us all? A: "Whatever, lissen, Davy Crockett needs some help!" Q. What rubbish Sam Houston needs help with the Alimony ? A. In other words use your petrol guages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. In other words use your petrol guages Q: How am I supposed to "check for oil," when he calls me a dumb flunky? A: Oh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northstar Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Oh. Q: H I J K L M N.... ?? A: Don't do that with peanut butter!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't do that with peanut butter!! Q: Dude, look at what I trained my dog to do! Cool, huh? A: You'd think he would have learned after the first twelve times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: You'd think he would have learned after the first twelve times. Q: Doesn't Mightybec know that you can't do that with a sheep? A: That's just Wong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Doesn't Mightybec know that you can't do that with a sheep? A: That's just Wong. Q. Who's the bald Chinese guy putting the moives on Dr Strange ? A. Gain height and use it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Gain height and use it Q: What's the motto for the NBA? A: DT goes on about his massive size, which, for a tribble, indeed is true. But he still fits in my mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northstar Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: DT goes on about his massive size' date=' which, for a tribble, indeed is true. But he still fits in my mouth.[/quote'] Q: Dude-- what is THAT in you're mouth?? And... WHY?? A: I'd rather be a trilobite (sp?) than a tibble, sure... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'd rather be a trilobite than a [tribble]' date=' sure...[/quote'] Q: Do you realize your goals are prehistoric? A: I don't see anything wrong with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't see anything wrong with that. Q: You shot three people in cold blood, blew up an elementry school, and mugged a nun for the church collection! Are you out of your mind? A: That couch didn't do that before. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: That couch didn't do that before. Q: Did your loveseat just reject me? A: I'm too tired for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did your loveseat just reject me? A: I'm too tired for that. Q: Why can't we play ring a round the Kirby? A: I smell sulfur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why can't we play ring a round the Kirby? A: I smell sulfur Q: How did you know Nightcrawler was the one who farted? A: I may go back and do it again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did you know Nightcrawler was the one who farted? A: I may go back and do it again! Q: You jumpedoff the fence? A: He leans a little to the left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: He leans a little to the left. Q: How do you know that guy getting fitted for a suit is a Democrat? A: She could use a good spanking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you know that guy getting fitted for a suit is a Democrat? A: She could use a good spanking. Q: Has Zoot been bad? A: I just want to go to the market Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I just want to go to the market Q: Alright, small swines, do you wish shopping on $100, staying home to play video games, or carving up the roast beef? And if you don't answer quickly, you don't get a thing and you stay in your cells! A: Careful, he'll eat what you're offering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Alright, small swines, do you wish shopping on $100, staying home to play video games, or carving up the roast beef? And if you don't answer quickly, you don't get a thing and you stay in your cells! A: Careful, he'll eat what you're offering. Q: Are you hungry or do you want to have sex??? A: If only I could be so lucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: If only I could be so lucky. Q: What do you think of that guy who was married to Britney Spears for a day? ( ) A: It sure is slow here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you think of that guy who was married to Britney Spears for a day? ( ) A: It sure is slow here. Q: What did the jerk say that got him banned from the special education classroom? A: I don't beleive a word of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't [believe] a word of it. Q: What do you think of his silent film documentary? A: Free shipping on orders of $20 or more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you think of his silent film documentary? A: Free shipping on orders of $20 or more! Q: What new offer by the Treasury, just might get more money into circulation? A: Lights out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Lights out. Q: Why can't I read in the bedroom? A: Okay, I'm going to read my new book elsewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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