Tim Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why can't I read in the bedroom? A: Okay, I'm going to read my new book elsewhere. Q: Do you mind? I'm using the bathroom here. A: I'm using the bathroom here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm using the bathroom here. Q: Do you mind if I read my new book here? A: This isn't exactly what I had in mind. Not even close, in fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do you mind if I read my new book here? A: This isn't exactly what I had in mind. Not even close, in fact. Q: Nighthawk to Defender over the phone "So it's Saturday night and your stuck beby sitting Grond. Having fun?" A:Never piss off a porcupine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A:Never piss off a porcupine Q: What happened when you told him he was "stuck up?" A: You deserve a pimp slap for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What happened when you told him he was "stuck up?" A: You deserve a pimp slap for that. Q) Like my new Suit? A) Kill em with kindness, but just kill em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Kill em with kindness' date=' but just kill em.[/quote'] Q: What's the motto of NRA Democrats? A: Now, don't start that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the motto of NRA Democrats? A: Now, don't start that! Q: So, will all the wardrobe malfunctions take place during the Lingerie Bowl this year? A: I need an aspirin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, will all the wardrobe malfunctions take place during the Lingerie Bowl this year? A: I need an aspirin. Q: So you went to the Lingerie Bowl and all the women had headaches? A: Approved by the Department of Approvals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Approved by the Department of Approvals. Q: Who will let us know if Super Bowl half-time shows are safe? A: I think I'd rather go to bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I think I'd rather go to bed.Q. So, what do you think... the back seat of my Dodge, the bushes behind the house, or under the swings at the playground? A. Lying. On the internet. Sigh... is nothing sacred anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So, what do you think... the back seat of my Dodge, the bushes behind the house, or under the swings at the playground? A. Lying. On the internet. Sigh... is nothing sacred anymore? Q. Why exactly did the US Air Force attack and destroy your neighbour's house with Apache helicoptors ? A. I left out the bit about wolf whistles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why exactly did the US Air Force attack and destroy your neighbour's house with Apache helicoptors ? A. I left out the bit about wolf whistles Q: So you had construction workers hit on you as you walke dto work today, and now you are going on a date with one? A: It has been a family operation serving customers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So you had construction workers hit on you as you walke dto work today, and now you are going on a date with one? A: It has been a family operation serving customers Q) So we had to kill the Hendersons nextdoor for what reason? A) Princess Scrappy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So we had to kill the Hendersons nextdoor for what reason? A) Princess Scrappy. Q: So while the Scooby gang was investigating the Chuthuluiod horror, Scrappy found, and put on, a Girdle of Femininity/Masculinity. Now what does he want to be called? A: I don't have an answer for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't have an answer for that Q: Just tell me why, exactly, you've got a live duck strapped to your head while wearing a tu-tu and and performing the fish slapping dance with a stuffed llama? A: Because it smells so nice. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 7, 2005 Report Share Posted February 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Just tell me why, exactly, you've got a live duck strapped to your head while wearing a tu-tu and and performing the fish slapping dance with a stuffed llama? A: Because it smells so nice. Doc Q) Excuse me, but what are you doing in my closet with my wife's underthings drapped around you? A) The Preg-o-matic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) The Preg-o-matic. Q: What do you want me to accomplish with your wife again? A: Women and closets, man. Women and closets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Women and closets' date=' man. Women and closets.[/quote']Q. Why doesn't she just tell her family about her live-in girlfriend? A. That's just too much information... and yet, at the same time, not nearly enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why doesn't she just tell her family about her live-in girlfriend? A. That's just too much information... and yet, at the same time, not nearly enough. Q: So I've given you a brief rundown on my problems with women and impoodence... Why are you grimacing? A: It's just a train wreck, nothing to see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So I've given you a brief rundown on my problems with women and impoodence... Why are you grimacing? A: It's just a train wreck, nothing to see. Q. What's with the explosions, people running around on fire, carraiges and wagons rolling downhill, and track bent all out of shape ? A. It's not just bed, it's you and me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's just a train wreck' date=' nothing to see.[/quote'] Q: What effect has the 6 o'clock news had on this accident site? A. It's not just bed' date=' it's you and me[/quote'] Q: Did Death Tribble just wet the bed? A: Normally, I would say that's sick, perverted and disgusting, but since no one else is around, tell me more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What effect has the 6 o'clock news had on this accident site? Q: Did Death Tribble just wet the bed? A: Normally, I would say that's sick, perverted and disgusting, but since no one else is around, tell me more! Q. Have you heard about Kirby being spanked by a middle aged man while he's dressed up as a furby ? A. Got to do better than that flight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Got to do better than that flight. Q: What do you think of "Tribble Tossing" with slingshots? A: "Tribble Tossing with Trebuchets," it's the new craze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you think of "Tribble Tossing" with slingshots? A: "Tribble Tossing with Trebuchets," it's the new craze. Q. What craze did Kirby attempt to start that had him stomped by Zornwil and Death Tribble for defamation of character, and by Mentor and Trebauchet for insulting Texas and Libel, and Mightybec for misuse of the word 'tossing' A. Well three of them are write offs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions DT has an EVIL post count! A. Well three of them are write offs Q: What lie did DT promote that landed him in hot water with the IRS? A: I'm going to have to sig that now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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