Michael Hopcroft Posted September 21, 2007 Report Share Posted September 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you know Disney lost the rights to Pinocchio? For the record, the Italian novel Pinocchio on which Disney based the first truly great animated feature is in the public domain, having been written nearly two hundred years ago. That is why you could see him in the Shrek movies and why Roberto Bagniani could play him in a live-action film. It is one of Italy's most beloved literary works, which is why the live-action film was a huge success in Italy yet landed with a decided thud in America (which is also much less familiar with the commedia-del-arte tradition which Bagniani exemplifies). We will return, with the next post, to Q&A. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 21, 2007 Report Share Posted September 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Whoa' date=' you've gotta train for that kind of heavy lifting[/quote'] Q: Did Superman just raise the Luisitania again? A: I find the phrase "the plan is perfect, and nothing can possibly go wrong" rather alarming coming from you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 21, 2007 Report Share Posted September 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did Superman just raise the Luisitania again? A: I find the phrase "the plan is perfect, and nothing can possibly go wrong" rather alarming coming from you. Q: "The plan is perfect, and nothing can possibly go wrong," said Jean Grey. A: 30 runs in the last 9 games Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubric Posted September 21, 2007 Report Share Posted September 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: 30 runs in the last 9 games What happens if you play baseball wearing panty hose? (Not that I know -- it's just what I heard.) A: The easy way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 21, 2007 Report Share Posted September 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The easy way Q: You mean there's an alternative to the right way, ther wrong way and the Navy way? A: Truth, Justice and A Pizza to Go (with No Anchovies). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 21, 2007 Report Share Posted September 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Truth' date=' Justice and A Pizza to Go (with No Anchovies).[/quote'] Q: What's the battle cry of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Anchovies? A: C'mon, what's a little cannibalism among friends? Err... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uber Posted September 21, 2007 Report Share Posted September 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: C'mon, what's a little cannibalism among friends? Err... Q: What did Captain Maggot say to Dead Man. A: I never knew you were a bleeder! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 22, 2007 Report Share Posted September 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I never knew you were a bleeder! Q: Would you mind not stabbing me? A: Mine is a dark, dismal and dreary tale. But you shall hear it anyway, for such is your destiny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 22, 2007 Report Share Posted September 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Would you mind not stabbing me? A: Mine is a dark, dismal and dreary tale. But you shall hear it anyway, for such is your destiny. Q: How do you intend to talk me out of jumping off this bridge? A: I don't think I like you anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 22, 2007 Report Share Posted September 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't think I like you anymore. Q: I've just given the order toobliterate your conutty. How do you think this will affect out alliance? A: It would certainly be nice to be able to sleep again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 22, 2007 Report Share Posted September 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you intend to talk me out of jumping off this bridge? A: I don't think I like you anymore. Q: Make your roll... after the modifiers, you need a 3 or less. A: Do flies fly? Does Spock beam up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 22, 2007 Report Share Posted September 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Do flies fly? Does Spock beam up? Q: What questions did William Shatner answer correctly on Celebrity Jeopardy in the category of "It's Obvious"? A: Susan Ivanova, Samantha Carter, Kira Nerys, and Zoe Washburn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 22, 2007 Report Share Posted September 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Susan Ivanova' date=' Samantha Carter, Kira Nerys, and Zoe Washburn.[/quote'] Q: Who did James T. Kirk encounter that left him without an ass? A: If someone took your donkey away, you'd be unhappy too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 22, 2007 Report Share Posted September 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who did James T. Kirk encounter that left him without an ass? A: If someone took your donkey away, you'd be unhappy too. Q: Why was Don Quiote so upset? A: Darth Vader and Thanos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Darth Vader and Thanos Q: Who was totally pwned by Darksied? A: That's an image I refuse to expose myself to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's an image I refuse to expose myself to. Q: So, ya gonna flash the Mona Lisa or not? A: There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Gold-Pressed Latinum. Accepted at Quark's Bar, Garak's Tailor Shop and other fine establishments in the Bajor System. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: There are some things money can't buy. For everything else' date=' there's Gold-Pressed Latinum. Accepted at Quark's Bar, Garak's Tailor Shop and other fine establishments in the Bajor System.[/quote'] Q: I'm looking for enlightenment.... A: The term 'surgical strike' is not meant to be taken literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The term 'surgical strike' is not meant to be taken literally. Q: Behold, General! I have brought you the Gall Bladder of Mustafa al-Sadr! Sr? Why are you glaring at me like that? A: It is generally a bad idea to use Fuel-Air Explosives to settle a marital dispute, Corporal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It is generally a bad idea to use Fuel-Air Explosives to settle a marital dispute' date=' Corporal.[/quote'] Q: Sarge, can I requisition something from the ammunition dump to help convince my wife to let me go to the bar tomorrow night? A: A little puddle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Sarge, can I requisition something from the ammunition dump to help convince my wife to let me go to the bar tomorrow night? A: A little puddle. Q: What would be left after using an FAE to solve a marital dispute? A: Mutually Deserved Annihilation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What would be left after using an FAE to solve a marital dispute? A: Mutually Deserved Annihilation. Q: What is George Bush's ultimate plan for peace in the Middle East? A: Bunson Honeydo's ultimate agenda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Bunson Honeydo's ultimate agenda Q: First Sam the Eagle, then Crazy Harry, and now Gonzo? Why are all the Muppets being poisoned? A: From the brilliant yet twisted mind of Teh Bunneh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: First Sam the Eagle, then Crazy Harry, and now Gonzo? Why are all the Muppets being poisoned? A: From the brilliant yet twisted mind of Teh Bunneh. Q: So now all the Playboy Bunnies have real fur, who could have done that ? A: It's a human skull Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So now all the Playboy Bunnies have real fur, who could have done that ? A: It's a human skull Q: What is the most important part of the pro wrestler's defenses? A: February 27, 2056 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: February 27' date=' 2056[/quote'] Q: On what date is Mightybec going to run out of sheep? A: There's no shame in being an outcast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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