Sundog Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: On what date is Mightybec going to run out of sheep? A: There's no shame in being an outcast. Q: What would you say if I told you I didn't like Dr Who? A: Fuzzy Squid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What would you say if I told you I didn't like Dr Who? A: Fuzzy Squid. Q: What happens when you leave the calamari in the fridge for a month? A: granite and corn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: granite and corn Q: What should usually be in the belly of a turkey? A: At least I'm not waiting for somebody to get their act together and cast Raise Dead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What should usually be in the belly of a turkey? A: At least I'm not waiting for somebody to get their act together and cast Raise Dead! Q: How can you be directing The Simple Life: the Movie? A: Galactus's tummy is rumbling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Galactus's tummy is rumbling Q: How can you say that Pluto's not a planet any more? A: A glaring look that would make hell freeze over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A glaring look that would make hell freeze over. Q: How does Hillary Clinton react to ehr husband's "requests"? A: Fish need to stay where they belong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Fish need to stay where they belong. Q: Why are you holding a baseball bat over the deepfryer? A: you have to clean them first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: you have to clean them first. Q: Eww, why does this fish taste so nasty? A: Cricket bat, ski pole, or cast iron skillet, you decide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Cricket bat, ski pole, or cast iron skillet, you decide. Q: You want ME to decide what you beat me to death with? A: Nun of the above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You want ME to decide what you beat me to death with? A: Nun of the above. Q: What do you call that woman in the abbey on the next floor up? A: The glass detonated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you call that woman in the abbey on the next floor up? A: The glass detonated. Q: What happened when the tea was placed on the stove? A: Defending someone who tried to poison me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Defending someone who tried to poison me Q: What did you think you were doing out there, sitting in a treetop waving bits of tissue around ineffectually as a pack of rabid hyenas ran past in hot pursuit of the company cook? A: In that case, pancakes do count as deadly weapons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: In that case' date=' pancakes do count as deadly weapons.[/quote'] Q: Did you say that Pariah's cooking for the big Hero Games breakfast? A: Eight hundred thirty-six pages and counting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Eight hundred thirty-six pages and counting. Q: What is the current page count for the upcoming Encyclopedia Necromatica? A: Football, Soccer Ball, Baseball, or Hockey Puck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Football' date=' Soccer Ball, Baseball, or Hockey Puck.[/quote'] Q: Great news, everybody, we got accepted into the All Sports Celebration Parade! What should we make our float look like? A: Like a brick topped with whipped cream and a cherry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Great news, everybody, we got accepted into the All Sports Celebration Parade! What should we make our float look like? A: Like a brick topped with whipped cream and a cherry. Q: What did the Hulk look like after smashing through the ice cream parlor? A: Sauron and Sauron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sauron and Sauron Q: What law firm proved that man had lost the war at the end of the third age? A: I'm a little bit country and she's a little bit rock and roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What law firm proved that man had lost the war at the end of the third age? A: I'm a little bit country and she's a little bit rock and roll. Q: What is The Donny and Marie Show like on Bizarro World? A: Mr. Bennett Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Mr. Bennett Q: Who is the true star of "HEROES"? A: A Claire and Nikki sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A Claire and Nikki sandwich. Q: What does Ando dream about? A: Mr. Muggles, with a frying pan, in the library. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Mr. Muggles' date=' with a frying pan, in the library.[/quote'] Q: Where's that fire coming from? Don't they know the kithcen's THAT way? A: If this is the best your world can do for protectors, its destruction is euthanasia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What does Ando dream about? A: Mr. Muggles, with a frying pan, in the library. Q: How can Claire finally get rid of that damn dog? A: Sylar, with the rope, in the study Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: If this is the best your world can do for protectors' date=' its destruction is euthanasia.[/quote'] Q: Behold, the fearsome Mime Squad! Now will you retreat? A: Sylar' date=' with the rope, in the study[/quote'] Q: Where's that skipping sound coming from? A: Sloppy as a soup sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sloppy as a soup sandwich. Q: What'd Starbucks' market research say about the "Basket full of Latte" concept? A: Now, if it was Irish coffee, that'd be something else altogether. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Now' date=' if it was Irish coffee, that'd be something else altogether.[/quote'] Q: How can we get everyone to say "Now, if it was Irish coffee, that'd be something else"? Nah. The humor in that one is too forced. How about: Q: Do you think beer and whiskey are the reasons the Irish never conquered any other countries? A: I was just trying to celebrate Columbus Day, your honor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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