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A: Defending someone who tried to poison me

 

Q: What did you think you were doing out there, sitting in a treetop waving bits of tissue around ineffectually as a pack of rabid hyenas ran past in hot pursuit of the company cook?

 

A: In that case, pancakes do count as deadly weapons.

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A: Football' date=' Soccer Ball, Baseball, or Hockey Puck.[/quote']

 

Q: Great news, everybody, we got accepted into the All Sports Celebration Parade! What should we make our float look like?

 

A: Like a brick topped with whipped cream and a cherry.

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Q: Great news, everybody, we got accepted into the All Sports Celebration Parade! What should we make our float look like?

 

A: Like a brick topped with whipped cream and a cherry.

 

Q: What did the Hulk look like after smashing through the ice cream parlor?

 

A: Sauron and Sauron

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A: If this is the best your world can do for protectors' date=' its destruction is euthanasia.[/quote']

 

Q: Behold, the fearsome Mime Squad! Now will you retreat?

 

A: Sylar' date=' with the rope, in the study[/quote']

 

Q: Where's that skipping sound coming from?

 

A: Sloppy as a soup sandwich.

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A: Now' date=' if it was Irish coffee, that'd be something else altogether.[/quote']

 

Q: How can we get everyone to say "Now, if it was Irish coffee, that'd be something else"?

 

Nah. The humor in that one is too forced. How about:

 

Q: Do you think beer and whiskey are the reasons the Irish never conquered any other countries?

 

A: I was just trying to celebrate Columbus Day, your honor.

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